- Anti Joke

You are a special guy, and I mean that in a really sweet way, but a retard no. Synapses, tell me more please.

Hey diddle diddle, the cat and the fiddle, the cow jumped over the moon. It burnt up on re-entry

What do you call a Mexican flying a plane from Mexico City to Los Angeles? A pilot you racist.

What did the horse get for Christmas? Starvation and neglect because its owner has been dead for three months of old age and he was a raging, angry, achoholic so no one cared if hey was dead and/or bothered to see if he was alive

Wanna hear a joke......... your moms face !!

the WNBA

Why didn't the monkey cross the road? He saw the chicken get run over.

Why did Steven Hawkins die? he got a virus

A doctor rides in his Mercedes Benz through a rough, poor part of town. He sees a homeless person who is begging for money. The doctor stops and gets out of his car and asks "Ill give you some money if you need it for food". The homeless person then shoots and kills the doctor, takes his wallet, and buys crack.

Q: What's brown and rhymes with snoop? A: Dr. Dre

A child logs on to antijoke.com he is a chronic masturbator

Why did the little girl die so suddenly? The bullet got her right in the heart.

So, a man walks into a bar, and he ends up in intensive care, because the bar was very hot and gave him severe burns. He was on business in an industrial park.

Whats worse than getting stabbed in nuts? A retarded baby that survived the abortion

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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How many batteries does it take to run a car 1 a car battery

How do you confuse a conspiracy theorist? Tell them the government is not real.

Can u explode on me.......Plz.........no........ok.

What do you call it when Justin Bieber has sex with a woman? Sex

I dont usually get jokes, but when i do I get them.

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Q: Why can't dinosaurs talk? A: Because they're all dead.

Son: i like gaming Mom: you are wasting your life *son jumps in trash can

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Yo momma's so fat, she's broke 'cause she spent too much money on food.