What's funnier than the Holocaust? The Holocaust is not an idea of the slightest humor at all. Millions of innocent civilians were slaughtered, millions more were sent to brutal concentration camps where they would fight for a crumb of food on the ground and get terribly punished for it, and live their whole lives in pain, torture, and starvation, millions more were sent to concentration camps then murdered, and millions of people, including children were left without family or anywhere to live. On top of that, their whole lives they were mistreated for their differences, and never got to live up to their dreams because of this horrifying event. It left the world in shock for years after, and scars of the event still live on in present-day families whose ancestors were harmed in the Holocaust. The terrible memory of it will never leave this Earth.

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Vicky is my best friend.

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What did the man with no arms say to the jewish man? I have no arms.

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Why did Billy die? His mother killed him.

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Knock Knock. Come in.

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Roses are red, Violets are purple not f**cking blue!

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Why did the dude fall? Because he tripped over a stick.

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Q: Why did the lady retire? A: Because she had been working for numerous years and felt that she needed to spend more time with her family.

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What's blue and smells like red paint? That blue guy from Megamind.

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Yo mama's so fat, she has low self-esteem.

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knock knok whos there? Jacob Jacob who? U know, your friend!

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knok knok whos there know one cares your gay

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What did the hedgehog say to the beaver? Nothing, they can't talk.

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Why did the girl have twins she was raped

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What did the man get from killing his own wife and children? A boner.

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Roses are red, Violets are blue, I have Alzheimers, Bus....

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Knock knock. "Who's there?" I am deaf. "I am deaf who?" What?

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A girlfriend told her boyfriend it soaked all the way through. She screwed up their art project.

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What did the caninibol do when he duped his girlfriend He wiped

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A man walks in to a bar, wakes up the next morning with the news that they have found a cancerous tumor in his neck.

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Roses are Red, Blues are Violets, Have I Dyslexia, F**k.

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What did the mother get her blonde daughter for her birthday? A flower on her tombstone.

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violets are red my name is bob this poem makes no sense microwave

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3 Blondes walk into a bar. One ducks, the other two are hospitalized with mild concussions

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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