Why did Kelliintheraw get punched in the face? Because she is a dumbass

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Have you ever seen Helen Keller's house? No. Neither did she.

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Roses are red, Violets are red, Grass is red. OH SHIT THE GARDENS ON FIRE!

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wanna hear a joke? woman's rights.

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Starting a Genocide #YOLO

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Hey I just met you you are a sneaker smell my gym socks and then pick oot throughyour nose

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How did the blonde die raking leaves? She fell out of the tree!

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Lil' Johnny was happily swinging on the swings when all of a sudden...... ==]::::> ==]::::> ==]::::> ==]::::> ==]::::> ==]::::> FLYING DAGGERS!!!

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Why did the chickens leave McDonalds? Because they refused to have their nuggets deep fried (Wyndellberg)

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Why did the little boy fall of his bicycle? It was the first time he road without his training wheels.

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???????????? ???????????? ???? ???? ???? ???? ???? A wild EXEGGUTOR appeared!

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three blondes are walking along the beach on a desert island, they each have plans to escape. The first swims off the island but is swept in with the current back to land The second blonde burns an SOS into the sand using a rock and twigs-the wind blows it out The third, realising how immature her freinds were, reaches into her pocket and pulls out her mobile phone and begins dialling the coast guard.

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A black man and a mexican are falling off a cliff. Who lands first? The police officer.

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How did I do in the running events? Not that good, I'm a paraplegic.

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Roses are red violets are blue this poem makes no sense refrigerator.

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What do you call a Mexican that doesn't have a lawn mower? An honest working induvidual that just so happens to live in the city and does not own a lawn mower

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I was walking down the street then my hands were itchy so I stuck em in my pockets Jk, I'm a donkey. We don't have hands

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Have you ever seen the inside of Stevie Wonder's house? Neither has he.

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Why are roses red ? Ass in my face .

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What do you get when you cross a leopard with a camel? Sacked from the zoo.

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Where was little suzie the day after the house fire? At the hospital, being treated for minor burns.

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Why did the boy jump off a bridge? Because he saw it on tv

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Oh my God! A talking dog!

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What do you call a bird that can't fly? A dead bird

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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