- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the stereo break? Cause little Johnny threw a bat at it.

What did Iran say to Israel? ALLLLAHH

How do you circumsize a redneck? Kick his sister in the jaw.

How many dead babies can you fit in an oven? Depends on if you put them in the blender first.

Get on the boat.

Why did the lebanese man kill his own family? He had cancer.

What did the fly say when he went to Dunkin Donuts? Can I have a doughnut?

Why did the chicken cross the road? His whole family killed themselves.

Q. What did one wall say to the other wall? A. Peekaboo I see you.

ATH: if for every 1 minute for billy is 5 minutes and every 5 minutes is an hour than billy is on acid and needs to come down.

Why cant i stand up? Cause i shat my pants

I like my women like I like my coffee... 2 cream 1 sugar.

So how does the chicken cross the road? He doesn't, chickens live on farms.

Why was the teenage girl pregnant? She got raped by her dad.

cum on guys, gay jokes are mean

what do you call Mackenzie Phillips? five head

heat!

I have a really good knock knock joke. You start. Knock knock. Open the door see who it is and then slam the door in your face THE END

why did the black man attend the AA meeting? his wife told him the only way she would stay with him is if he would attend these meetings, he was an alcoholic and is dying of liver failure.

Why couldn't the boy write his name because he had no arms.

In the time it has taken you to read this, a small African child has died.

If a man shouts in a forest and there is no woman around to hear him, is he still wrong? He could be, he could not be. It really depends on what he says. The greater concern is that he's shouting alone in the forest. Either he's in trouble or he has a major psychology disorder.

Roses are black Violets are too I am a dog I don't know how to rhyme

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