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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What did the sheep say to the Commonwealth Committee on September 11 2001? Baabaaabaaaahhh

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What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Finding a bomb that explodes in 3 seconds inside your apple.

Q: Whats black and white and red all over? A: I am unsure for I am color blind.

Do you love me? No.

* How many roads must a man walk down before you call him a man? * He just need to go to the Register Office and change his name to "a man"

Why can't Helen Keller drive? She is blind and deaf, so it wold be near impossible for her to do so without seriously injuring herself or another human being.

What did the pilot say to the female flight attendant? He told her to never tell his wife about the time they spent in mexico or he'd bludgeon her to death with a hammer.

What Happens when you shoot a deer? It's Dead

Wishing to teach his donkey not to eat, a pedant did not offer him any food. When the donkey died of hunger, he said: ‘I’ve had a great loss. Just when he had learned not to eat, he died.

What can u see in the dark that u can't see in the light? Absolutely nothing

What is worse than waking up by your alarm clock on the weekend? 9/11

Why did the chicken cross the road ? To achieve his goal on the other side of the road. Being a chicken he is not aware of the arm a fast traveling motor vehicle can bring to him.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because it did not realize it was a man-made distinction for constructed transportation vehicles and had a coincidental tendency to walk toward the area on the other side to find food or avoid birds flying over.

If I fly my canoe upstream and a wheel falls off, then how many lollipops does Obama have? None, because dogs can't use flashlights.

Q:A man walked into a bar. He looked at everyone and suddenly started crying. Why? A: Because everyone was drunk, and therefore came to the point where no one could remember him or anyone else.

sean punches bryce in the face, sean then says ow you just punched me in the face. that hurt

how do you punish hellen keller? you can't she's dead

A blonde, a brunette, and a red-head are trapped on a desert island together After many days without food, they resort to cannibalism. The blonde eats the brunette, and the red-head eats the blonde. The red-head eventually dies once the water supply runs out.

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How many feminists does it take to change a light bulb? Trick question; feminists can't change anything.

How many chickens does it take for a cow to count on Tuesday? The same reason a horse got fired for seven plus one blue red green.

How many surrealists does it take to screw in a light bulb? Yarn

Q: What did the Black Man say to the Mexican Fellow Guy? A: Hello.

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