what do you call 10 dead babys lunch

4 men walk into a bar. They have fun. ~Yasmin~

yes i can connor, this is brett.

What's the difference between a pizza and a jew? The list goes on.

You're a frog

What is the best way to burn Jews Light them on fire

how did the family die? They were shot in the head.

How do you get a clown off a swing? Hold his family at gun point

What's funny about a car accident involving three children, a widow, and a dog? Nothing.

Knock Knock Who's there? A Crazy Rhinoceros

what do you call white people running down a mountain? Avalanche What do you call black people running down a mountain? Jailbreak

How do you get an alien baby to sleep? Well, first you need to get an alien baby.

What if the rest of you value something wrong?

What's blue and white and can't climb a tree? A fridge in a denim jacket!

You shouldn't have expectations. They make ex out of pect and tations.

Why did the orange put on the sun block? Because it was afraid of turning into a TAN-gerine!

tim has no humor

So you into art? You been to Louvre by the way?

What did the giraffe say to the other? nothing giraffes cant talk

what's the difference between a blonde and a brunette? they have different colored hair

Would anyone like to contribute to my slush fund?

Knock Knock! Who's there? Smell mop. Smell mop who. *giggle*

Why was the blonde confused? Because she had 10 second memory loss.

A Jew walks into a furnace.. The bartender says "What'll you have?" The Jew wonders why there is a bartender in this furnace, then they die.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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