A guy walks into a bar and tells the bartender to give him any drink. The bartender gives him the drink and the customer instantly dies. Another person in the bar asked the bartender what dring did you give him. He answered back.....poison

What did the little boy with cancer say right before he died? Nothing. He was very sick, and could not speak during the last few weeks of his life.

Knock knock Who's there? Chicken Chicken who? I can't believe you're talking to a chicken

why does god like Justin Bieber? He can't god doesn't like the devil.

Why did the chicken cross the road? We are not familiar with the specific circumstances, therefore its difficult to determine exactly why.

how many babies dose it take to paint a fence it depends on how hard you throw them

Most people like to drink beer, others do not.

Why is 6 afraid of 7? Because 7 is a killer

Whats white, black, and red all over? A penguin on fire

So a Jewish Family wakes into a German Pizzeria. They were very satisfied with the service and ended up tipping the waiter 20%

What's frozen and eaten off a stick? Your dead uncle Norman

yo mamma so ugly I think she has cancer

what did the african boy get for christmas - not food

what's the difference between a dead baby and a lamborghini? I don't have a lamborghini in my garage!

A man walks to a baseball game what does he see? Many people

Why did little Suzie fall off the swing? She had no arms.

Why did the police arrest the Escalade full of black men? Reckless driving. I lied, it was an asian woman.

What happened when the child missed his school bus home? He had to take the long 6 mile walk back home and did not return until dinner time.

Q: Did you hear the joke about the deaf kid? A: Neither did he.

1.....2.....3.....boom you died

Why Russians ride bears? Because god hate bears

Why did the astronaut drop his toolbox? Because he ran out of air.

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What is the best Anti-Joke ever? Your Mom. :(

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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