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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Whats the most impotent thing to remember when your going skateboarding? A skateboard.

What is worse than seeing a pile of dead minorities? Dropping a dollar.

Nah, could not care less about how I sound on "The network", its just that I spent all night finishing the core concept to my new novel, and all the capital letters and stuff sound like Jim Carrey in my head as I type. So Redcunt, where you going? When you coming back?

A priest, a rabbi, and a monk are standing near a cliff. They say that they are of the best religion. The priest jumps off the cliff and says "God save me", he dies. The rabbi says "Allah save me", he dies. The monk says "Buddha save me" he is saved, in relief he says "Oh thank God" he dies

emma: mat has a quick reaction time

I walked into temptation yesterday, He said hi.

A man walks into a bar After months of rehab he is giving in to his drinking abuse again and will ruin his life as well as his family

What do you do when a taco eater gives you guacamole? Thank him, and politely smash it in the face of the nearest trashy tourist.

That awkward moment when a joke doesn't end the way you think it would.

What's half of 8? o

What's the difference between michael jackson and casey anthony? Michael jackson's dead.

What's brown and rhymes with snoop? Dr. Dre

A man asks his wife to make him a sandwich, she proceeds to make a sandwich using rye bread, lettuce, two slices of tomatoes, a variety condiments, mustard and several slices of American cheese. The man eats the sandwich at a parade with his wife celebrating Woman's Rights.

Ryan Holden is a faggot.

women's rights, lol

What starts with a P and ends with O-R-N? porn

What's big and juicy and liked to be sucked by women? A penis.

What's black and blue and hates sex? A rape victim.

A guy walks into a bar and says ouch.

two muffins are sitting in an oven one muffin turns and says "boy it`s hot in here" the other muffin can`t bring himself to explain to the other they are about to be eaten alive.

Knock Knock. Did someone outside the front door just say "Knock Knock"?

How many turrets patients does it take to screw in a light bulb? Cocksucker!!

Fun Fact: If humans stood in a single file line around the equator, most of them would drown.

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