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Why is a frog green? Because it was born that way

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Knock Knock! Who's There! That's right! And now for our next song: "Magic Bus!" One TwoThree Four.....

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What's similar about a fish and an eagle? They can both fly, except for the fish.

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Q:Whats worse than you touching yourself at night A: The holocaust

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why is 6 afraid of 7? haha! because 7 ate 9 no because 7 is black

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A: Ask me if I'm a tree. B: Are you a tree? A: psh, no! *gives offended look and walks away*

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What's worse than a necrophobiac in a morgue? A necrophiliac. What's worse than a necrophiliac in a morgue? Seeing your family hacked to death by an evil axe murderer.

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Why are blondes so dumb? They aren't dumb they just have prejudice against them

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what happened when the boy jumped? he landed

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why was the boy sad? because his mom just punched his hamburger

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Intel Core Computers answer robot flavored phones at middle of june CC

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I would have made you laugh, but that is not the point is it? Moral: What do you expect from the 4th most pointless invention?

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Why was the boy crying? His mother has terminal cancer, and his father does not have the financial stability to cover the cost of the surgery and keep up on house payments and buying clothes and food for the children. He will be living in a foster home in a matter of a week.

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Man walks in the bar then buys a drink

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Why didn't the black man get the scholarship? Because he didn't apply for it.

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There was a 4-car accident in Mexico today. 87 people died.

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Three friends were walking to school, they all looked in front of them and ran away. What did they see? A 200 ft dragon eating their school.

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What's black and has a beary taste? A black bear.

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Roses are shitty Violets are bitches I'm fat.

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Easy, you get a phone with a recorder that rather than playing a "please leave a message after the tone", plays the same tune as if the phone was still not picked up. Now tell me here and now, because I wont waste more time on you, what part did you play in this? Jenny Chatterton? Another one of your pseudonyms? What the fuck did you think would happen? You live in the Uk, london, so, tell me everything, or I will share every single detail here.

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What did the mexican say to the black guy before he went to work. Hey

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I like my women like I like my coffee, a brewed beverage prepared from the roasted seeds of an evergreen shrub of the genus Coffea.

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