How many Legos can you stick up your nose? I'm sure its very painful and considered stupid so don't try it.

I was so fat I went on a diet

A black man walks into KFC. the whole room..THE GAME.

What's worse than a worm in your apple? Thats a matter of opinion

Ask me if I'm a tree? Are you a tree? No.

What's brown and rhymes with snoop? Dr. Dre

Q: Whats The Difference between Batman and Blackman? A: One can go to a store without Robbing it...

What does Mr. Newell have? - Diabetes. Mr. Newell has diabetes.

shitted on em put your numbah 2s in the air if ya did it on em

Why did Justin Bieber bieber his bieber? Because Bieber biebers his bieber when his bieber need a bieber bieber. BIEBER

Q: Buttsex? A: Butsex!

What's slower than mollasses? Your fattass mother!

What's worse than Patrick in a blender. Uuuuuuuuhhhhhhhhhhhhhh, idk.

Dr Dr I think I have diarrhea You have irritable bowel syndrome, I recommend IBS support

Man in Balcony: You're telling it wrong!

Why is cameron haythorp gay? Answer- He showed his willy to robet tuner

i tried logging into my ipad. turns out, it was an etch a sketch, and i dont own an ipad. also, im out of vodka.

If an orange is orange then why isn't a banana called a yellow? Because the word 'banana' comes from the Arabic word for finger as it obviously resembles a finger. The person that named the orange was equally lazy, but just not Arabic.

Going out for a quiet one, having a drink or two, and returning home.

A christian and an atheist are in a bar. The christian says "if you don't accept Jesus Christ as your lord and savior you will go to hell." The atheist replies "No I won't."

Why is the sky blue? Because bicycles have two tires

What did one man say to the other? I'm a Mormon.

You have 10 apples and 12 cabbages How many pizzas can you fit on the roof? Purple because aliens don't wear hats.

A black guy walks into a basketball court.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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