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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Q: What did jerry sandusky do with little boys alone? A: Teach them how to play football

A potato walked into a bar and ordered a large bowl of french fries

Billy and Suzy sitting in a tree... Billy is gay.

2 pilots rowed a boat across the desert. How long did it take to reach the moon? Answer: Purple because chickens don't use magic.

What do you call two gays with small dicks? Trace and Jacob

why can stevie wonder drive? He's blind

what did the women say when she saw a tiger maul a rabbit? she didn't see it, she was in the kitchen cooking and ironing

What is the difference between a dead baby and a Lamborghini? I don't have a Lamborghini in my garage.

Why couldn't the blonde turn on the TV? The TV was broken.

knock knock who's there? the police, we have a warrant for your arrest.

Say the line below sixteen times very fast: I like to find threes and peel of their... BARK BARK BARK BARK BARK BARK BARK BARK BARK BARK... Done? Good boy!

What does a bird and a human have in common? They both use long, hard sticks.

Where do cows go when they're bored? Wherever they're standing. Cows cannot use toilets, regardless of their mood.

what do you call an elevator full of white people. a box of crackers

what did the terrorist get for christmas? probably nothing because terrorists are steriotypically muslim, but i imagine if not it was a gift close to his heart

a black man and a white man walk into a job interview. neither of them get the job due to lack of skill in the field.

Q: Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? A: Because it was dead. Q2: Why did the second monkey fall out of the tree? A2: It was nailed to the first one. Q3: Why did the third monkey fall out of the tree? A3: Peer pressure.

Two friends sit down to dinner, the third is late so they eat him

Why did hellen keller's dog kill itself? You would to if your name was, AIIEEEEIUUUUHGH!

What did the boy with no arms and no legs get for Christmas? A Wii.

What do you call a black person on a bike? A cyclist.

roses are red violets are blue i have candy im about to rape you

Scenario: Two polar bears are sitting in a bathtub The first one says, "Hey, can you pass the radio please" And the second one replies, "Sorry, my cousins are made of soap."

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