Your mother is so fat that I suggest she should pay a visit to the nutritionist so they can work out a dieting plan together to prevent weight-related heart problems in the near future.

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Q. How many people use MySpace? A. Pfft who uses MySpace

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One day Jesus said to John, " come forth and recieve everlasting life." Sadly John came in fifth and won a toaster.

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why dont you throw rocks at a mexican on a bike? its unethical and can severely hurt the individual on the bike

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Knock, knock Who's there? It's me Me who? Just open your damn door funny guy it's freezing out here I don't get it

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Knock knock. who's there? Banana. Banana Who? Knock KNOCK!!! WHO IS THERE!!! BANANA!!!! BANANA WHOOOOO!!! Banana Johnson....... I'M YOUR NEIGHBOR!!!!

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Me: What day is it? Rebecca Black: Tuesday

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Why was Hellen Keller a bad driver? She was a woman.

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Do ya like waffles? Ya we like waffles.

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What do you call a dozen Muslims waiting to board a train? Passengers...you racist.

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its's not rape if you yell "suprise!"

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Why'd Sally fall off the swing? Because she had no arms. Knock! Knock! Who's there? Not Sally.

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Have you seen Stevie Wonders new house? No. Well neither has he.

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A hispanic man eats a taco and enjoys. He is kicked in the nuts 2 months later.

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Don't believe in Atheists.

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Why did the plane crash? A loaf of bread was the pilot

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People...

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Roses are red, Violets are blue, I have AIDS, now so do you.

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Whats worse then biting into an apple and finding a worm? Biting into an apple and finding half a worm. Wats worse then biting into an apple and finding half a worm? Biting into an eggplant and finding half a worm, as eggplants are usually more expensive so you will have wasted more money and would probably not be willing to eat the rest. And eggplants taste like shit.

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Three jews walked into a bar I lied, it was a gas chamber

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Q. What is a similarly between Jewa and Pizza. A. There both baked in a over

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What has two legs and bleeds between them? The back half of a dog with a deep cut in its belly.

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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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