A blonde, a brunette and a redhead are all on a deserted island with no food or water. The redhead decides to try and swim to safety, but after a few hours of swimming she becomes to tired to carry on and drowns. After knowing their friend died, the two other women decide that swimming is not a viable option for rescue, so they decide to stay on the island. A few days later a search party rescues them.

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What do cows in Africa say? Moo

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Get off my porch.

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Why was 6 afraid of 7? because 7 was a really creepy movie

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Roses are red, Violets are blue, come at me again and I'll punch you

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What's funnier than a dead baby? Almost everything. Infant mortality rates are incrediby high in many third world countries, and it is certainly no laughing matter.

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What color do you get when you mix blue and red? Purple.

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Whats slippery and wet? A wet slipper.

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Why didnt the homeless man eat the cheese? Because he died right before he ate it. :-(

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Roses are red Violets are blue, I am sorry... But you have terminal cancer and are probably going to die in about 3 months

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Your mamas so old she died of old age, R.I.P.

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Vegeta, what does the scouter say about his power level? Vegeta got rid of the scouter because a monocle built for displaying a person's physical abilities in numbers is extremely farfetched and he didn't want to be a part of a super race of supreme beings that still relied on such ridiculous antics

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knock knock ? Who's there ? idunnop idunnop who ? Eww you've done a what?!

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What do chinese people eat? Chinese food.

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Yo momma's so skinny she doesn't have any fat!

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Johny wanted a pogo stick for his birthday. Johny's mom got him a pogo stick for his birthday. The day of Johny's birthday, he fell off the pogo stick and broke his arm.

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What do you call a gay Chinese math teacher? A gay Chinese math teacher.

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What's worse than someone posting a number on antijoke ? Someone posting about what's worse than the holocaust

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Why did the plane crash? The pilot lost control of the plane.

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What is Megan Fox's middle name? Denise

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I had a really funny joke about a dead baby...but I threw it out

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What's the quickest way to a man's heart? A knife.

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??????????? ??????????????? "Hello, idiot teacher! You eat milk."

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Q. Why did the chicken cross the road? A.Because that's where it wanted to go.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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