Why is motorboating so much fun? Because they are unmatched for their speed and agility in the water.

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What did the rock say to the other rock? Nothing they're rocks? What did the tree say to the other tree? Nothing they're both trees? What did the pillow say to the other pillow? Nothing they're both pillows? What did the cat say to the other cat? Meow.

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Why does Sally sell sea shells down by the sea shore? To support her growing crack addiction that is ruining Sally's and Sally's families lives

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Are you kidding? If you can slow down time when stressed, then that means that your perception of time is, well... Oh relative, but still wow! What about now though? Can you do it? And for curiosity`s sake, what if you jumped off a roof? Would the stress make it all really slow?

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What starts with F and ends with UCK? Firetruck What starts with P and ends with ORN? Popcorn What starts with B and ends with ITCH? Bewitch

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A boy with cancer decides to go skydiving for his 18th bithday. Unfortunately, his parchute doesn't work & he dies before he hits the ground.

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A black man walks into a bar and treated with equal care

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Why did the black man actually receive an education. Because he is entitled to one as a citizen of the world. Frederick Douglass, at the twenty-third anniversary of the Emancipation Proclamation stated that "Education, the sheet anchor to a society where liberty and justice are secure, is a dangerous thing to society in the presence of injustices and oppressions...." Douglass knew that in order for black people in America to survive, they had to be educated because it was the one area that could make the weak person strong and the black person equal. By the time the modern day Civil Rights Movement started, its leaders already knew that education was knowledge, and that knowledge was power. In order for black people to gain their equality, they would have to have a solid foundation to stand on, and that foundation would be education.

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Why didn't Angie die when she jumped off the Empire State Building? She landed on a pancake

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-What animal has the best vision? -I hate when you try to talk dirty during sex

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Why didn't the girl take her hairbrush to school? She has cancer and all her hair fell out.

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Once apon a time, a man read a book. As he started the book, he said ''once apon a time, a man read a book. As he started the book, he said ''once apon a time, a man read a book. As he started the book, he said ''once apon a time, a man read a book ... it goes on forever. Epilogue: the man and son eventually died because a microphone swallowed a frog. THE END P.S.: I didn't close the quotations. P.S.#2: I don't know what ''P.S. stands for. P.S.#3: I didn't close the quotation again.

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What do you get when you cross a dog and a chicken An animal cruelty charge

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What's red and has two legs? Half a cat!

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Facebook How i met my mother

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what did the soccer player say when he missed a penalty? damnit.

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Roses are red My name is Dave This makes no sense MICROWAVE

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Q: What's grey and rocky? A: A grey rocking hair

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Peer pressure

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What do u call a mixture of black people and asian people. Breakfast- Scrambled Eggs and Sausage

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yo mamma is so fat when people look at her they say "you're fat"

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What did the cop say to the black man being arrested? His Miranda rights.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Because it has a serious crack addiction and there was a drug dealer on the other side.

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Do you know who's gay? Homosexuals.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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