- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What do you call a black man flying a plane? A pilot.

Hey! That's mine! Give it back!

What should someone do if they are Le Zirk? Have a zirk. THEN FIRE THE ZIRKKK!!!!!!!

why did the kid drop his toy? a dog was ripping out his throat

Why Stevie is silent nowdays? Because he's dead.

Why did the baby cross the road? Because it was stapled to a chicken

Knock knock. Who's there? Meals on wheels - eat up!

Why is Cindy crying? She got a branch stuck in her eye which irritated her sensitive cornea so her tear duct produced a tear to help shed the material from her eye.

Whats worse than getting punched in the balls? Getting punched in the balls twice.

Where can you find a good lawyer? At a reputable law firm.

What does DNA stand for? The National Dyslexic Association

No, we are all different, none of us are the same, you however, have no match, your ability to think influence and inspire even today, is unmatched. It is he who is unmatched, who stands alone.

whats the difference between my mom and your mom nothing they are both sluts

How do you seat four gay guys at a bar when there's only one stool? Flip the stool over.

A girlfriend told her boyfriend it soaked all the way through. She screwed up their art project.

Roses are red, Violets are blue, i got 5 Fingers, the middle ones for you ?

Roses are grey, Violets are grey, Im a dog. RUUUFFF!

How many fat Americans does it take to screw in a lightbulb? One.

Where did sally go during the bombing? Everywhere.

What's white and bobs up and down in a babies crib? A pedophiles ass.

Why was the Jamaican man smoking pot? His doctor prescribed it. The man has a serious case of glaucoma.

What is the difference between a rabbit and a plum? A: They are both purple, except for the rabbit!

why did the black boy read a book. Because he had a book report due next week

Why did the Chicken cross the road? Because, the Farmer had treated the Chicken and the rest of his family with great distaste, thus angering the Chicken to the point of rebellion against the Farmer with hopes of inspiring the other abused farm animals to act likewise.

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