- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the boy throw the clock out of the window? Because it was broken.

How do you torture Helen Keller? You put her on a table and slowly pull her limbs off

An Arabic Muslim is on a plane. He's flying to Chicago.

What did the framer say when he lost his tractor? Where's my tractor?

Wait what? What if you use the what what? Sorry I am still like super hypnotic trippy, dont worry though, I dont want it to end.

ur mamas so ugly cause when she looked up at the sky it started to rain

What do you call a mulsim that tattles on you for vandilising muslim propaganda Target Practice

Whats the difference between a sandwhich and a dead baby? People eat sandwhiches.

knock knock whose there? banana banana who? knock knock? whose there? banana knock knock? whose there? banana

What's a foot long and slippery A dick

Why didn't the cow go to the candy store It had diabetes poor cow :(

What did John's girlfriend get him for their 5 year anniversary? Proactive because his acne bothers her.

Girl: That's pretty big. Boy: That's what she said. Woman: Yes, I enjoys large genitals.

How do you get your mom off a clown? hit your mom with an axe

What does a black man love more than anything? His family you racist c u n t.

What do 9 out of 10 people enjoy? Gangrape

Your mom is such a slut that your dad didn't even ask her if you were his biological child and raised you as if you were, regardless of what the dna results may suggest.

Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to the Shell Station.

What's the difference between Michael Jackson and a grocery bag? One is plastic and dangerous to children. The other holds groceries.

A priest, a rabbi, and a monk are standing near a cliff. They say that they are of the best religion. The priest jumps off the cliff and says "God save me", he dies. The rabbi says "Allah save me", he dies. The monk says "Buddha save me" he is saved, in relief he says "Oh thank God" he dies

You are so ugly that when u were born, your mom was unable to breast-feed you because she would have to look at your face to do so.

Why did Jimmy eat the apple? Because he was obese and needed to eat healthy because his doctor suggested it.

i am writing this because i felt like it.

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