- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What has 4 eyes and cant see? Mississippi

I bet you read this. Told ya.

Your Face... It's Beautiful.

What do you call a cow with no legs. Dead, the farmer cut them off.

"What starts with an 'F' and ends with 'uck'?" "I don't know, what?" "'Firetruck.'"

Q: What is the scariest thing ever? A: Child Birth.

Why did the black 10 year old miss school? Because his grandmother just had a severe heart attack and the whole family is coming in to visit and pay their last respects.

A bus crashes and everybody dies.

What do you call a Fat man? You call him by His name because that's the polite thing to do.

Knock, knock! Who's there? orange? orange who? orange ya glad i didn't say your family was dead.

What Makes Me Smile? Face Muscles.

how long did it take the blonde to solve the rubiks cube when she knew the algorithm? Approximately 6.73 minutes.

ronald wants to join a gym, they tell him to lose 20 pounds before coming back or else.....

whats the difference between a jew and a pizza? i know how to make a pizza

What's the difference between a black male and a white female? There are many differences but all of which are wrong to make a joke about.

What did the mute person tell the deaf person? Nothing. Even if sound could emit from his vocals the impaired of hearing person would still be unable to respond unless they have taken classes to read lips. The deaf person didn't take classes nor did the mute person learn sign language.

Why did the student cry when he got an F on the test? because his dad beats him.

Why can't Mich Jackson draw a perfect circle? Because he's dead.

What's the difference between Mitt Romney and a statue of Mitt Romney? The statue doesn't change its position.

I'm attracted to you like the earth is attracted to the sun. With a force that is inversely proportional to the distance squared.

Why did the hunter shoot the deer? Because he was hungry and might starve to death if he didnt

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