What is blue and has wheels? Grass- I lied about the colour and the wheels.

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why did the boy scream? because he got shot.

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Wanna hear a joke? Me to.

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What do you call a Mexican in a kitchen? A chef.

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A white man, a black man, and a Hispanic man are in car, who is driving? The black man, it's his car.

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What do you call a black man on a bicycle? A cyclist.

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What did Harold homeless man get for his Birthday? after several years of a meth abuse Harold lost contact with his family. As a result Harold received nothing but an extra bowl of soup at his local soup kitchen.

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How do you get a ninja to do a backflip? Ask him nicely.

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want to hear a joke? then go ask someone else i dont know any.

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so the weather's nice...

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What did Helen Keller get for Christmas? Glasses

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Guy One: Guess what? Guy Two: What? Guy One: I don't know, that's why I asked you.

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Three french men are in the car wearing sombreros. They're trying to get to Disney World.

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Yo momma is so stupid, she has no job, five kids, and six weeks to live, due to the fact she spent all her money on cigarettes and now has lung cancer.

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What was the leg less and armless mans favorite type of music? Nubstep

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Ask me if im a truck. Are you a truck? Yes.

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When an intellectual was told by someone, "Your beard is now coming in," he went to the rear entrance and waited for it. Another intellectual asked what he was doing. Once he heard the whole story, he said: "I'm not surprised that people say we lack common sense. How do you know that it's not coming in by the other gate?"

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Two gophers are in a tank One of them says how the heck do you drive this thing?

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What did Jim do after the police gave him a ticket? He followed them home and used their children's limbs to rape them.

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What happed when the homeless shelter went out of business? -Everyone went hungry and died.

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Two girls are in a car together. The one in the drivers seat is texting while driving. The girl in the passenger seat notices this and tells her the she should put it away in case of a risk of a collision. She apologizes and puts it away and the two of them drive to the store unharmed and continued their normal day.

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How many black people does it take to screw In a lightbulb.....I can't see them.

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why did the monkey fall out of the tree? cause it was dead...

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