Where was little Sara when the bomb went off? Everywhere. "Knock Knock" "Who's there?" Sara's hands

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Why did the bus driver lose his family in a car accident? Bc the little boy was seeking revenge

whats the difference between my mom and your mom nothing they are both sluts

Patient: "So what seems to be the problem doc? Doctor: "I'm afraid you have AIDS. I'm sorry."

Why do basketball players wear bibs? They don't.

What do you call a man with an Eye patch and no arms? Names.

why did the Japanese father cry? because when america bombed japan in wwll it happened to kill the rest of his family

Where is one place everyone eventually goes to rest? A cemetery.

why did the holocaust not die because black people are scared of fuck

What do you say to two cows? Hey cows.

A snail walks into a bar, and the bartender says, "hey we don't serve snails here," and flicks him across the street. 3 years later the snails walks back into the bar and said, "why'd ya do that for??"

What's worse, a dead baby or an abortion? A dead baby on a bayonet

Why didn't the blond cry at her child's funeral? She died, too. It was a terrible accident.

i died. new product by steve jobs

to get to the other side.

Q. What's the difference between a Mcdonalds employee and a gynecologist? A. They have different jobs.

roses are blue violets are green I am colorblind

Roses are red Violets are blue You're daughter has terminal cancer.

guess what happened to ur mom? my mom is ded... oh...

What do you call a Jew A Jew

Anti-Joke is a silver bullet.

If your uncle jack helped you off your horse, would you help your uncle jack off a horse? Yes

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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