What do you call a cow that is lying on a barn floor? A cow

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Two guys walk into a bar. This is really exciting as they haven't seen each other for two years and are looking forward to catching up.

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Yeah i'm into fitness, Fitness whole pizza in my mouth.

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whats every colour and loved by everyone Mario

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How Many R's are in Terrence? two, how could there be 6?

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what is the difference between a black person and a little boy with autism .... the boy with autism is smarter with more education than the black person

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one day i went on a swing, somone pushed me and i fell broke my leg,cracked three ribs, cut my lip, fractured my toe and died of internal bleeding to my brain.

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Why did little Sally drop her ice cream? She got ran over by the school bus

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knock knock whose there? banana banana who? knock knock? whose there? banana knock knock? whose there? banana

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What's a foot long and slippery A dick

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Why didn't the cow go to the candy store It had diabetes poor cow :(

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Whats the difference between a sandwhich and a dead baby? People eat sandwhiches.

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why did the kid let go of his kite? He got struck by lightning

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What do you call a mulsim that tattles on you for vandilising muslim propaganda Target Practice

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ur mamas so ugly cause when she looked up at the sky it started to rain

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How do you torture Helen Keller? You put her on a table and slowly pull her limbs off

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Excuse me, I have a shitload of stuff to do, so you are Eliza huh? I thought that was just one person conveying something to someone. Anyway, what is your name? My name is actually Nero, but you do not strike me as an Eliza, first name is more than enough. You know, if you dare, Ill be back shortly, I was gonna shower but then again, I haven't moved at all today, so yeah. Saved you? I have never saved anyone well, excuse me then, see you around, worry less about people bothering with us chatting, hell they might risk learning something (not a chance, people here are fucking jackasses, with one exception, and I do not mean me this time).

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Wait what? What if you use the what what? Sorry I am still like super hypnotic trippy, dont worry though, I dont want it to end.

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An Arabic Muslim is on a plane. He's flying to Chicago.

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What did the framer say when he lost his tractor? Where's my tractor?

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what does a black person and an elephant have in common? what? they are both living beings who have their place in the world.

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Why did the bud driver drop his ice cream? Because he hit a boy.

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Why was i said when 4 black people in a cadillac fell over a cliff. The car blew up...

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