Why did little Susie fall off the swing? Because she fell out the window and landed in soot.

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I just flew in from Seattle, and boy is their airport difficult to navigate.

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You say: Why did the chicken cross the road? Response: Why? (or some other answer to a different joke) You say: To get to your house! Knock, knock. Response: Who's there? You say: The CHICKEN!!!!

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What's worse than the holocaust? An open-minded black man.

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When's the worst time to use skin moisturizer? When you're a burn victim.

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What's nice and looks like a rat? Ryan Kavanagh, I lied about the nice part

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I heard that the Boston marathon was a BLAST!

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why did the plant eat a banana? it was hungry

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A black man walks in to a 7 Eleven with a gun in his left pocket. He innocently walks over to the place where they keep all the hostess treats, and decides to purchase a pack of crumb donuts. The gun was purely for self defense, it was a bad neighborhood.

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A black man is driving a nice car when he's suddenly pulled over by the police. "Do you know why I pulled you over?" asks the cop. "No officer" replies the black man. "You have a taillight out. However I'm going to just let you off with a warning because you seem like an upstanding citizen. Have a nice day."

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a irish man walks past a bar

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why didnt the man go to the wedding? he wasnt invited.

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yo mama is so fat that wii fit puts her in the overweight category

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what is the diference between a jew and a boy scout. a boy scout comes home from camp.

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why did the girl cry because she was raped

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Why did the baby cross the road? It was stapled to the chicken.

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Q: What's soft, fuzzy, and lives in the woods? A: Yeti

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Justin Bieber

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Q-What do you call a dog with no legs? A-Nothing because he cant come over to you anyway..

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Fathers Day at Tyrone's house.

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Alternate ending for children: Despite the massive trauma that the spider suffered from his fall and the sheer volume of rain in the confined space of a pipe, it made a miraculous recover due to the sun coming out. It was however, forever doomed to repeat this cycle of undeath for ever more. [L]

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…What did you put in the drink that made me fart, and kill my horse?

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hi jonny

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Roses are red my shirt is blue don't take my money, their not for u -_-

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