- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What do you call a Jew A Jew

What did the retard say to the other retard.. hey timmy how was work?

-how many potatoes are in a sack -5

What did the taxi friver say to the man? "You forgot your briefcase"

What do you call a building full of black people Jail

What's the difference between unicorns and black people? That whole slavery thing.

If Abraham Lincoln were alive today, he'd be really really old.

Why did Devon move out of his mom's house? His mom beats him.

Why did the elephant cross the road? It escaped the zoo.

A Jew walks into a bar screaming cause he just broke his face

In Soviet Russia, Stalin kills you

Why did the boy get hit by a wrecking ball? Because he picked up an upside down penny.

Tom and Ralph are In a verbal scuffle. Tom: your adopted ralf! Ralph: yes! Now I have lesser chance of high blood pressure!

What do you call an Ethiopian with a yeast infection? Quarter pounder with cheese.

Why was the kid picking his nose. Because someone shoved a bomb in it.

Why couldn't Sammy ride a Bicycle? -Because Sammy is a Fish

How did the lawyer survive the airplane crash? He didn't.

What did Hellen Keller's parents punish her? They didn't. She was a blind deaf-mute, there was very little she could do wrong

Knock knock, Who's there? Pizza hut delivery service, here's your pizza, Thanks.

Chuck Norris walks into a bar, and asks for directions to the nearest Applebee's.

Why did the woman stop making a sandwich for her husband? Because he's dead.

you know what's worse than being grounded? AIDS

How do you make a dead baby float? Ice cream, root beer, and a dead baby.

What's big, an instrument, has black and white keys, and is located in the bathroom? I don't know. A piano. But why in the bathroom? Don't tell me how to furnish my house.

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