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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Q: What is the difference between a Porsche and a pile of dead babies? A: I don't have a Porsche in my garage.

Why did susie fall off the swing? She didn't have any arms... Why didn't she get up? She didn't have any legs... Why didn't anyone help her? She didn't have any friends. Then she died

You are in a sealed room with Joseph Stalin, Osama bin Laden, and Hitler and have a revolver with two bullets. Who do you shoot? None of them. You awkwardly set the gun down and wonder how to get out of this room filled with three corpses.

What did the brown guy say to the black person when he got fired? Nothing, did you think this was going to be racist or something?!

What's the only thing more horrible than trash can full of dead babies? A live one at the bottom. What's more horrible than that? He has to eat his way out. What's more horrible than that? He goes back for more. What's more horrible than that? This all took place in my garage while I was watching.

What's the difference between a black man and a bench? A bench is an inanimate object.

What's pink and fluffy? Pink fluff, Whats not pink and fluffy? Sexual assault.

Why did the fireman go to the police station? He didn't go to the police station, he went to the fire station.

how do you know if an asian gang has been to your house? 1. your computer is unplugged 2. your homework is finished 3. they are still trying to back out of the driveway

What is worst than a1000 baby's stapled to a tree? 1 baby stapled to 1000 trees.

A cat walks into a bar and orders a bowl of milk. Well, okay, it doesn't actually order it. It more of meows in a begging fashion and the bartender, being a kind individual, gets the lost animal a bowl of milk. But who's to argue semantics?

What do you call a person from China? Chinese, duh.

Knock Knock Who's there? The police. I'm afraid there's been an accident, you're entire family is dead.

Why did the man not come out of the closet? He wanted to stay in narnia.

What did the homeless man get for Christmas? Very, very hungry.

Knock knock. "Who's there?" I am deaf. "I am deaf who?" What?

Why didn't the giraffe go to the zoo party? He didn't receive an invitation.

What did the Mexican get for christmas? Nothing, he was caught sneaking over the border in November.

Rebecca Black. That's it. That's the joke.

how do you kill a giraffe? you don't.

Last Christmas, I gave you my heart, but the very next day, your body rejected the transplant and you died.

Why did the crack addict see colors. He was looking at the northern lights

Wow, so today is 9/11? Yes.

What's worse than 13 babies stapled to one tree? One baby stapled to 13 trees...

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