- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

We've just released huge update to the iOS app! Now, access all your favorite text and photo sites like Anti-Joke, DIYLOL! A few things didn't make the original cut (like comments) but they'll be back soon. Best of all, the app is now FREE! Get it here.

NEW ANTI-JOKE BOOK! Now that we've resolved the printing issues with our publisher, check out the BRAND SPANKING NEW Anti-Joke Book!

Want more? You might be interested in...

Anti-Joke Chicken

Anti-Joke Triceratops

A. Why did the chicken cross the road? B. Why? A. To get to the other side. A. Knock, Knock. B. Who's there? A. The chicken.

CAS

Stoner Student: "Imagine if El Nino and La Nina got together and started a family and had little Los Ninos." Class Nerd: "Yeah."

how fast does it take to kill a blonde? Give me a gun and i will find out

Your mama sucks so much dick, it's not funny.

I bought a pound of gold for my new gold ring, later that day I lost it

Hey, did you guys hear what happened the Steve Jobs? He died.

What do you call a woman that is on her period? -A girl that is expirencing a difficult to control flow of blood through the clitorus.

What is white, black and blue all over? A zebra that was assaulted by Chuck Norris.

what did the little boy say when the teacher asked what he wanted to be when he grew up? Adolf Hitler

Why did the drunk driver get into an accident? It was a woman.

10+10=20. 20+20=40 40-10=30 I have 2 penises.

What colour are blackberries? Purple.

Whats green and smells like bacon................. Green bacon

What did batman say to robin before they got in the car? Get in the car

There once was a student named Bob. Every morning he would rush to his job. But one day there was rain, He slipped in front of his train, There used to be a student named Bob.

brock has small hands for a small job

Q: Why was the boy so sad? A: His parents were just killed in a car wreck, therefore orphaning him and his five brothers and sisters and leaving them with no money, food, or shelter due to lack of steady income and the fact that their house had been foreclosed on.

Let me guess, you where really ready to Not not tell me that.

what's inflation? a hollow cost.

What's 9+10? 19.

What do you call a cat with a pop tart for a body and rainbows flying out of its butt? Nyan Cat

Why did the gorilla fall out of the tree? Because it was dead.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Cause Magic Johnson has AIDS

Anti Joke

Our Updated iOS App!

The Anti Joke Book

MOAR??