- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Q: What's the best way to eat lasagna A: With a fork, although a spoon is a fine substitute

Why are white people afraid of black people? The holocaust

What do women and airplanes have in common? They both have cockpits!

Roses are red. Violets are blue. I got a brother. He's bigger then you.

whats worse than getting ran over by a car seeing you mum having ***

Why was the boy considered a bitch? His name was Jason Jubin

Q. How many people use MySpace? A. Pfft who uses MySpace

Why did the black guy get hit by a train? I strapped him to the tracks

dude... what would you do if i punched you in the face? i would pee on you

Why did the burrito taste bad? It's a giraffe.

Why did the girl fall out of the tree? Because she had no arms

whats the difference between a turkey and a baby i dont know how to cook a turkey

What did the fish say when he swam into a wall? Nothing, he was a fish.

Knock knock. Who's there? Boo. Boo who? Boo Richard.

Why did the goose cross the road? He was playing duck, duck, goose

Dan walked into a jelly fish

What is a dog's favorite color? None,dogs have colorblindness.

Q: If it takes a chicken a day and a half to lay an egg and a half, then how long would it take a monkey to kick the seeds off of a dill pickle. A: I don't know. That's a stupid question.

Hey! What dhujv hushichk jgdwrggy man? Go home Sally, you're drunk

Q: what did the black man say after the white man said knock knock A: who's there

What's the difference between a duck?

Wanna know what makes me smilee? Facial Muscles

Why did the Mexican mow his neighbors lawn? Because the Mexican was 12 years old and his neighbor was paying him $20 to mow the lawn.

Your Face... It's Beautiful.

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