- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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A horse walks into a bar, and the bartender says,"Why the long face?" The horse replies,"I have terminal cancer."

Why was the hiker upset? He was plummeting 1,500 feet to the ground after tripping on a rock too close to a cliff.

Holy mother moley! Britain just brexited! Now there's no more Britain. Britain is all gone.

What's black and white and red all over? A panda with red paint splattered on it

I hate it when you can't tell whether a person is male or female.

Q: Why did your mom cross the street? A: Because she was so ugly that she fell off both sides of the bed

Those that want what is best for me, shall listen to me and do only whatever I want. Those that want ONLY what is best for me, underestimate me greatly. You who stand in the way if my will, claiming you want what is best for me, better move aside.

Anti pick up line: Boy: If I could re arrange the letters I would put U and I together. Girl: Oh really because if I could rearrange the letters I would put F and U together By Adam Chebali

Why couldn't Hellen Keller watch TV? Because at 19 months she contracted what is believed to be scarlet fever which caused an acute congestion of the stomach and brain which caused her to loose sight and hearing.

If your reading this you will realize that this sentence means nothing and I have just taken 5 seconds of your life that you'll never get back.

What's a fat chinaman? A guy who somehow got obese on rice. HOW DOES THAT HAPPEN?!

How did the black man manage to get that 42 inch TV? He had been working a lot of overtime at work to try and treat his wife and kids.

What's the difference between Neil Armstrong and Michael Jackson? Neil Armstrong was the first man to walk on the moon, whereas Michael Jackson was a singer.

Why was the man hanging from a tree? He got the Death Penalty

What did the commentor say when he saw the "waht's worse than finding a worm in your apple...the holocaust." joke? I am offended to your cruel referance to worms.

A man once had a monkey, and it made him very happy. then one day, his monkey ran away. So the man was very sad and screamed, "I knew i should have broken the monkey's legs!!"

Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to the black person

A young boy walks into a catholic church, he attends mass, and leaves.

Why did the hockey cross the road? To get to KFC.

Whats do Hispanics and Blacks have in common? They are both stereo-typically defined and thus the subject of many popular jokes.

Q. Why did the boy throw up on the bus? A. All his friends around him died in the accident

Q: How do you stop a rhino from charging? A: Shoot it.

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What do you call two dog? dogs

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