are you gay does your mom know

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How many arabs does it take to screw in a light bulb? One. We also have a black president.

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What boy with no arms get on his birthday? Lego.

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roses are red violets are blue I hear a bus...

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Whats worse than 1 bee sting? 2 bee stings,whats worse than 2 bee stings? The holocaust Whats worse than the holocaust?.. 3 bee stings

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YO MAMA SO SHORT she should really consider wearing long tunic-like blouses, prints that contain vertical stripes, and heeled shoes with a pointed toe in order to create the illusion of length to her silhouette. That having been said, society's limited definition of beauty is quite inadequate for the diverse world in which we live.

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What's worse than eating a rotton fruit that makes you sick?? Getting raped by a giant jackalope and then being left for dead in the middle of nowhere and being found by an old pedophile whose van ran out of gas and then running away only to find some water but while you were drinking it you got grabbed and dragged under the water by an octopus who has wandered off many miles from its home and then dying because humans don't have gills

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Wanna here a joke? To bad you can't your black.

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A man walks into a bar. It was a salad bar, so he left.

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whats thin, long and hard? A: a pen is

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Where can you find a good lawyer? At a reputable law firm.

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What does DNA stand for? The National Dyslexic Association

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What's funnier than the Holocaust? The Holocaust is not an idea of the slightest humor at all. Millions of innocent civilians were slaughtered, millions more were sent to brutal concentration camps where they would fight for a crumb of food on the ground and get terribly punished for it, and live their whole lives in pain, torture, and starvation, millions more were sent to concentration camps then murdered, and millions of people, including children were left without family or anywhere to live. On top of that, their whole lives they were mistreated for their differences, and never got to live up to their dreams because of this horrifying event. It left the world in shock for years after, and scars of the event still live on in present-day families whose ancestors were harmed in the Holocaust. The terrible memory of it will never leave this Earth.

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What's white, warm, and dangerous? Cum.

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did you know why people keep saying "you know...you know..." in their conversation? well i don't know

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whats brown and fluffy? brown fluff

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What did the black boy find on his doorstep A package from his grandparents in Australia

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What did the apple say to the banana. Nothing fruits cant talk.

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What is the difference between baseball and the holocaust? One is a fun sporting event…. The other is baseball.

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Roses are red Violets are blue I have cancer Nutella on muffin

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Friends are like trees. If you hit them with an axe enough times, they'll fall over.

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Wha did the fireman say when he burnt his finger? Shit.

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Why did Sally flunk math? Because she didn't achieve the passing grade which is 60 percent or greater. She might need some tutoring in order to master the concept of the lessons to which she has difficulty solving.

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How did the Mexican get into the United States? He showed his passport, and the correct documents & information, and was admitted into the country as a new American citizen.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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