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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Who is the Greek god of STDS? Herpies

If life throws you lemons, throw them back and ask for some water because lemonade only makes you thirstier due to the large amounts of sugar used.

I run, but I have no legs. I see, but I have no eyes. What am I? A prospective result of future medical advancements that allow the disabled to live normal, healthy and fulfilling lives.

Why wouldn't they give Helen Keller a driver's liscense? Because she was a woman.

i find your gravy quite lumpy.

Getting up for a black person on a buss

i bought a sock i wore it i bought a fish i killed it i bought a human i ate it IM A CANNIBAL

Q: why did the cookie go to the doctor??? A: because he was sick

What's brown and smells like shit? The rapidly decaying bodies of several dead chipmunks.

What do you call an armless legless man swimming? Dead

What do you do if you are surrounded by 2000 Hungry cannibals? You talk to them in a calm yet determined diplomatic voice, then you become a part of them. Moral: A part of them... Forever.

Why does the boy like ice-cream? It tastes good.

why did i come to this site i was doing a school easy about the anti-apartheid movement

What did winter say to summer? Nothing. Seasons are physically incapable of speaking because they are not living things. They are simply an idea made by humans to explain why the weather changes as the sun spins around the earth.

Our societal waste doesn't deserve to be called a group. They fail to organize themselves and lack the intelligence to support themselves. Let's call them a collective. Similar to dust, or smarter than them, bacteria.

Your Mama's so fat she can't fit into a toy car!

Why did the chicken cross the road? Neglegence and irresponsibility of a farmer.

How do you fit 1000 babies into a trashcan? You don't that would be wasteful! You Eat Them!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Q: What's big, yellow and can't swim? A: A school bus full of children.

why didnt Timmy get anything for Christmas?His mom told santa he was very naughty that year

What do you call five gay men walking in the same direction? I don't know the usual human does not take note of such circumstance.

What should you never give to your friends as a wedding present? An old plastic bag full of rubbish.

I have a great knock knock joke. You start. Go.

Q: When did the man realize it was 5:00am? A: When it became 5:00am.

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