Q: What's the best way to eat lasagna A: With a fork, although a spoon is a fine substitute

whats worse than getting ran over by a car seeing you mum having ***

Roses are red. Violets are blue. I got a brother. He's bigger then you.

What do women and airplanes have in common? They both have cockpits!

dude... what would you do if i punched you in the face? i would pee on you

Why did the black guy get hit by a train? I strapped him to the tracks

Why was the boy considered a bitch? His name was Jason Jubin

Why did the girl fall out of the tree? Because she had no arms

Q. How many people use MySpace? A. Pfft who uses MySpace

Why did the burrito taste bad? It's a giraffe.

Golgo12 here, I can see how some people consider you insane Nero, glad to know point zero is the starting ground of your elysum, that should show them how a modern society should be like. You got six years left to live? That sucks man sorry to hear that. Ur real name is Nero? Axel Knight sounds so much more... You.

What did the cool guy say to Kelly Clarkson? Nothing, she's fat.

"What starts with an 'F' and ends with 'uck'?" "I don't know, what?" "'Firetruck.'"

What do you call a Fat man? You call him by His name because that's the polite thing to do.

Q: What is the scariest thing ever? A: Child Birth.

A bus crashes and everybody dies.

What Makes Me Smile? Face Muscles.

Why did the black 10 year old miss school? Because his grandmother just had a severe heart attack and the whole family is coming in to visit and pay their last respects.

Knock, knock! Who's there? orange? orange who? orange ya glad i didn't say your family was dead.

What do you call a cow with no legs. Dead, the farmer cut them off.

what is the difference between a black person and a little boy with autism .... the boy with autism is smarter with more education than the black person

How did Helen Keller’s parents punish her? By grounding her.

Your Face... It's Beautiful.

I bet you read this. Told ya.

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