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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What's worse than having sex with a woman who has been dead for 10 minutes? Having sex with a woman who has been alive for 10 minutes.

What do you call a bunch of black people hanging out in a barn? African American farmers socializing.

Were you born on a freeway? because thats were all accidents happen.

Did you hear the joke about the deaf guy ? He didn't.

It's Christmas in Iraq. Merry Christmas

What's worse than walking into a lampost? Your seven year old child accidentally finding and watching a sex tape that you made years ago.

How many pieces of gum are in 5 gum? 5. i meen 7

An Irishman walks into a bar and orders a gin and tonic. The bartender gives him a sprite and charges him $12.

a black guy walks into a park with a group of five other black guys. they then proceed to have a nice picnik and play frisbee with a little white boy.

why did the blond have a broken nose? because she was brutaly beaten by five rapists when she refused to have sex with them.

Q: Why couldn't the man lick his ice cream? A: Because his body shut down due to the fact that a bullet went straight through his brain. This happened before he could even order his ice cream.

What do you call a girl who denies that she is one? Justin Beiber

did you hear about the dyslexic, overweight, wheelchair bound blind guy? No? Niether did I, I'm deaf so don't hear about anything.

How do you make an electrician fall over? You hit him hard with a lamp

So this guy walks into a bar, & says "I'll have a beer"........ Yup

jim is constantly asking bob the same questions, bob brings this to attention and suggests that jim might have amnesia. jim agrees and they move on iwth the conversation. minutes later jim asks a simaler question brought to attention earlier because he has amnesia

You idiot.

A blonde, a brunette, and a redhead walk in to a barber shop They each ask the barber for haircuts of their preference.

If Michael Jackson were alive today, what would he be doing? Scratching at the top of his coffin.

Why did the little girl fall off of the swing? Because she has no arms. Why did the little child orphan with no arms or legs get for christmas? CANCER and for his birthday A.I.D.S. R.I.P little orphan

What's the difference between a Ferrari and a dead baby? Well, the difference is quite obvious. one's a car, the other's a dead baby.

Q:What did Sandy say to Spongebob? A:Nothing, They were both crushed by the water pressure of being on the bottom of the ocean.

Q.why did the monkey fall out the tree? A. it was dead Q. why did the second monkey fall out the tree? A. it was hanging onto the first one Q. why did the third monkey fall out the tree? A. peer pressure

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