Little Miss Muffett sat on her tuffet eating her curds and whey along came her food allergies and she died

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Whats green and has wheels? Grass, I lied about the wheels.

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your mom is so ugly when she entered an ugly contest they said... ok

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Why do black people have white hands? Palms and soles are not in direct sunlight, and therefore less amounts of melanin are produced in those regions.

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what do you call a black man flying a plane?? a pilot ,you racist!

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The WPGA tour

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<=3 penis

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Knock knock Who's there . I said who's there. Sadly this poor man didn't understand he had just been door bell ditched.

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What's the difference between a black guy and a white guy mushroom soup in my testicles belly Buton cheese.com ( tickle my. Nipple frog)

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Why dont black people go on cruise ships Theyre not falling for that one again

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Why did the priest fall onto the alter boy? Because he lost his balance

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Who cares, it's a chicken.

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a man says "whats shakin bakin" to a friend, but his friend was shaking, because he often has seizures... thats what was shakin

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Hey, did you guys hear what happened the Steve Jobs? He died.

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Steve jumps through a window...he forgot he was on the 231st floor...He dies

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FORTY SECONDS!!!!!!

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Rachel: Wanna hear a conundrum? Robby: Sure! Racheal: Vampire Value card.

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Hurricane Sandy should be named A-Rod. Cuz he dosent hit anything

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your mothers so fat...... shes borderline diabetic.

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Steve, what do I write on a 3946 if more than two vehicles were involved?

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What do you call a Mexican in a kitchen? A chef.

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I like my women like I like my coffee Without a penis

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How do you save a black person from drowning? Take your foot off his head.

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What do you do with a wombat? Allow it to freely express instinctive behaviour in its natural habitat.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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