What did winter say to summer? Nothing. Seasons are physically incapable of speaking because they are not living things. They are simply an idea made by humans to explain why the weather changes as the sun spins around the earth.

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Why does the boy like ice-cream? It tastes good.

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why did i come to this site i was doing a school easy about the anti-apartheid movement

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I have a great knock knock joke. You start. Go.

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Whats the diffetance between a river and a waterfall? One is vertical!??

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The declaration of Independence was singed in? Pen.

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Jokes Ki Duniya

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three gay men were sitting in a hottub. a condom floats to the surface. why the hell were you watching them?

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Whats red and smells like black paint Red paint

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What do you do when a taco eater gives you guacamole? Thank him, and politely smash it in the face of the nearest trashy tourist.

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whats worse than a wussy times two a wusst times three i like boobs u basterds suck a dick

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Roses are red Violets are blue I have altzhiemers Cheese on toast.

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two ducks run into each other........ then they walk away

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What is blue and has wheels? Grass- I lied about the colour and the wheels.

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A black man, a white man, and a group of Jews were all walking down the street. They got hit by a bus.

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why did the boy scream? because he got shot.

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Wanna hear a joke? Me to.

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What do you call a Mexican in a kitchen? A chef.

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A white man, a black man, and a Hispanic man are in car, who is driving? The black man, it's his car.

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What do you call a black man on a bicycle? A cyclist.

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What did Helen Keller get for Christmas? Glasses

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want to hear a joke? then go ask someone else i dont know any.

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so the weather's nice...

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