Why does Billy Mays yell? He doesn't, he's dead.

What has 4 eyes and cant see? Mississippi

What did the mute person tell the deaf person? Nothing. Even if sound could emit from his vocals the impaired of hearing person would still be unable to respond unless they have taken classes to read lips. The deaf person didn't take classes nor did the mute person learn sign language.

What's the difference between a black male and a white female? There are many differences but all of which are wrong to make a joke about.

ronald wants to join a gym, they tell him to lose 20 pounds before coming back or else.....

Q. why did I get hurt A. My pants fell off

how long did it take the blonde to solve the rubiks cube when she knew the algorithm? Approximately 6.73 minutes.

whats the difference between a jew and a pizza? i know how to make a pizza

I'm attracted to you like the earth is attracted to the sun. With a force that is inversely proportional to the distance squared.

It's that time of the month again... ...to cut my toenails.

Why can't Mich Jackson draw a perfect circle? Because he's dead.

What's the difference between Mitt Romney and a statue of Mitt Romney? The statue doesn't change its position.

Why did the hunter shoot the deer? Because he was hungry and might starve to death if he didnt

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Why did the student cry when he got an F on the test? because his dad beats him.

How Many R's are in Terrence? two, how could there be 6?

whats every colour and loved by everyone Mario

What do you call a cow that is lying on a barn floor? A cow

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Yeah i'm into fitness, Fitness whole pizza in my mouth.

Why was i said when 4 black people in a cadillac fell over a cliff. The car blew up...

Have you seen Stevie Wonder's wife? No. Oh don't worry then.

How do you make a baby stop crying? You slit it's throat.

Why did the bud driver drop his ice cream? Because he hit a boy.

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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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