- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What's the difference between an X-box and Michael Jackson? One is an inanimate object and the other is a human being.

One time at band camp, I advanced my clarinet skill, which led me to have a good life.

How do you drown a fish? You don't...

A girl falls out of a tree. She got hit by a flying pig.

Why did the boy cross the road? Because he was stapled to the chicken.

You will NEVER guess what just happened!

Why did the little boy drop his ice cream? Because he was to busy watching porn. And then was hit by a truck.

Yo momma is so fat when she sat on the i pod she made the i pad!

What will happen if your heart skips 10 beats? Nothing. You're dead.

Why did the young man not want to go to school? Because he had a large tumor on the left side of his face.

Why did Jane's parachute not open? Because a plane hit her on the way down.

Q: How did the black man cross the Atlantic? A: He flew with an airliner, a large fixed-wing aircraft for transporting passengers and cargo.

Why did the man go bra shopping? Cause he is a single father and his teenage daughter needs a new one.

What happens when three blind mice go our looking for food? They die because of the mouse traps the owners have because they are tired of loosing food to the mice.

What did chad do when his friends came over? I'm not much of a fiction man personally.

What did the little boy with no arms get for cristmas? A football.

What happened when rudolf bucked Santa? Santa ripped his hooves off and started hitting his nose until it stopped glowing

What did the jewish boy get for Christmas? Nothing.

Q: Why do homeless people smell bad? A: Because they live on the street and they dont take showers it's very sad sometimes.

There are two bears in a shower. One bear says "pass the soap." the other bear says "no soap. Radio."

A: Knock, knock. B: Who's there? The writer of this joke had no idea how to end this.

which one does not belong light bulb i have read an agree to the terms of service view terms of service submit

so your in a room with mickey mouse and the lights go off, how did the lights go off mickey mouse turned them off

a mexican and a black guy are sitting in a car, who's driving? the police

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