- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the girl fall off of the swing? Because she didn't have any arms.

What did one cat say to another? Cats cant talk

why is king kong so fat? because he eats to mucj

I see London. I see France. Show me your boobs.

knock knock. whos there? the IRS you have recently filed for bankruptcy and we are repossessing your house.

a dog and a duck went out for a meal they both ordered lobster and enjoyed the night.

What's worse than a baby dying of AIDS? It depends upon one's frame of reference. A family living in the US might consider the death of a baby by AIDS a horrible act by the gods. But to a similar family in sub-Saharan Africa, this might be a regular, albeit tragic occurrence.

Why aren't there any painkillers in the jungle? because of the unethical and unscrupulous practices of big pharma

what time does the japanese guy go to the dentist? well his appointment was for 11:30, so he might show up approximately 5 minutes prior to the appointment time, just to make sure everything goes steadily as planned

What's yellow and shark infested? Shark infested banana pudding.

What drops its lunch every day? Yo mom

Why didn't suzie eat? Because she wasn't hungry

I like U.............................nicorns :D

Why was Eight in court? He was involved in Nine's horrifying disappearance.

What doesn't kill you makes you injured

How did the blond become a pilot? By attending flight school, graduating, applying to an airline to which she subsequently was hired to, taking frequent training courses, and beginning work.

A human walked into a bar, The bartender quacked, "quack quack quack" The human wondered why all the patrons and the bartender were ducks, so he left the bar, before his head spontaneously exploded.

Why did the tornado cross the road? Cuz it's a tornado. Don't question it. Run.

What's big, hard, in the water, and isolated? Shutter Island

What is red and fluffy?... Your teddy bear covered in blood...

Why din't Santa come to Timmy's house? Timmy died 6 months ago. :(

what's the difference between a dead baby and a lamborghini? I don't have a lamborghini in my garage!

Knock Knock Who's there? 9/11

What do you call a bunch of black people hanging out in a barn? African American farmers socializing.

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