Black guys shoot. White guys have small penises. Black guys steal. White guys have keep money. Black guys are broke. That's what she said.

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Your mother is so morbidly obese that if she sat on me, she would crush my skull and kill me.

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why didnt Timmy get anything for Christmas?His mom told santa he was very naughty that year

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knowone loved me why???????????????????????? because they were so damm ugly

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What's up? Not the Twin Towers.

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A man called the police and was later arrested for murdering himself,

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What did the monkey say after its tail was run over by a lawnmower? It won't be long now.

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Ahhh! Grandpa your going too hard!

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what do you get when you cross a broken arm and a broken leg? .... a broken head.

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Your momma so stupid, she dropped out of school at a young age of 12.

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save me from the nothing ive become

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Did you hear about the gay midget? He came out of the cupboard.

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Q: What is the scariest thing ever? A: Child Birth.

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What's wrong with a black man in a bar? Nothing, Except the fact that he is an alcoholic, and will probably beat his wife after drinking.

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What do 9 out of 10 people enjoy? Gangrape

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A muslim guy walks into a bar and orders a water as he isnt allowed to drink alcohol

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What does samios search on google? Shemale gey big t.it lactating big c.ock An.al tearing Ana.l dilation school girl rape compilation

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Why are they called waiters? Because you got to wait for them for a fucking long time. Why do they call you a patient. Just so you wont get impatient, if you do you are no longer a patient and they will ignore you.

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* Why is this dog barking? * Because he's a dog, if he were a cat it would meow.

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Roses are gray Violets are gray ROFL I'm a dog

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Hey! Where is my tracker?

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Two muffins are sitting next to each other in the dessert. A hungry and lost man passes by and considered eating one of the muffins. Unfortunately he can't make a decision in time and took of in his 4-wheel drive. The next day a camel walks by and eats one of the muffins. The camel dies instantly, apparently the muffin the camel ate was poisoned. The now not so hungry and lost man looks at the dead camel and noticed the zoo is almost closing now. So he left in a hurry, to cook for his family.

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How do you make a plumber mad? You tell him that his princess is in another castle about a thousand times over 25 years.

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