Why did the chicken cross the road? I forgot.

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What’s worse than being ruled by Adolf Hitler? Being ruled by Joseph Stalin.

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A pirate walks out of a bar. He drowns in a puddle.

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what long green and bumpy? a pickle

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how could you not hav not died of dehyderation?

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What happens when you throw a yellow rock into a purple river? it makes a splash

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Why do women go to the bathroom together? To clean their filthy pussies.

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What's worse than winning the lottery? Anything, really...

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Why didn't the little asian kid go to his friends party? Because he wasnt invited.

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Why didn't children go to their grandma at summer? Cause, they were hit by a car earlier that year and they are dead.

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What do you get when you cross a helicopter, elephant, and a rhino? Heliphino

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Dani Barton is a stupid GIRL

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Do you know the reason people like sleeping? It's because they have good dreams. Ooh la la.--

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Roses are red Jeffrey's a nigger A refrigerator is white But Jeffrey's not a refrigerator. He's a nigger.

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How could you wake up Lady Gaga? poke her face

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What has an orange t shirt A dick I lied about the shirt

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whats the difference between a jew and a pizza? i know how to make a pizza

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Q: how do you get a live elephant into a refrigerator? A: you buy an industrial sized refrigerator from cost-co and then walk the elephant slowly but surely through the door. Q: how do you get a giraffe in a refrigerator? A: after removing the elephant by means of walking out the door, slice the giraffe into small pieces approx. 1m by 1m by 1m and put those into the refrigerator

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A black man and a white woman walk into a bar and celebrate their interracial marriage anniversary over a couple of drinks and then call a cab to avoid driving while intoxicated

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You might be a redneck. Sorry.

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how long did it take the blonde to solve the rubiks cube when she knew the algorithm? Approximately 6.73 minutes.

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A white man on his way to happens to sit next to a black man the following conversation involves a democrat and a repuplican arguing about obama's current presidentcy and the wallstreet journal the two do not agree on both sujects and part ways...the white man is later brutally murdered in his own house infront of white and children in an unrelated incident. We should all help to stop violence in our local nieghborhoods.

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Why did the chicken go down the road? He was in a KFC truck and was headed to his death...

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knock knock whos there ben ben who ben ages since i seen you !!! vote this up please or a unicorn will die , unicorns are not real , but a moth can ride bikes so please vote this down

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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