- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Yo momma's so fat that she's gotta get a special door that will allow her to get through.

Knock, knock. Who's there? Doctor. Doctor who? snicker F*ck a duck.

What did the man do when he found a lost dog in his yard? He shot it. This was a very old, lonely, and distressed man with many unresolved problems resulting from his childhood in poverty.

Two men walk into a bar. You would think at least one of them would've seen it.

hey i just met you,but this is crazy, my name is kony and i just took your baby

What did the boy with no arms and legs get for his birthday? Nothing, he doesn't have the ability to open a present.

Is your refrigerator running? Yes Good. Enjoy your cold drinks.

What do you call a black guy that flies a plane? a pilot.

I accidentally solicited a prostitute today. I was driving in an iffy neighborhood and saw a woman on the sidewalk, so I stopped to ask if she could give me directions. She must have misheard me.

Have you seen Stevie Wonders new house? No. Well neither has he.

how do you save a black man ... u don't

A man walks out of a bar. He didn't bring his driver's license, but managed to do a grand theft auto and unfortunately, crashed on the way home beacuse of a tree. Also, killed 12 people by car

How many cows does it take to screw in a light bulb? Either one super cow or none because cows don't even have apposable thumbs

What did the boy say to his dad when he realized he was gay? Dad, I'm gay.

How do you keep a black man inside? Shoot his leg.

A generous manager, an honest lawyer, a responsible politician and a dodo bird fall off a cliff. Who survives?. None, they are all long since extinct.

In Soviet Russia a lot of people were killed for voicing their opinion against Stalin

Me: What day is it? Rebecca Black: Tuesday

Why did the plane crash? Because its pilot was a loaf of bread

The Piglodocus has been featured in films such as "Jurassic Pork" and "Land before Swine".

Cat ate a battery, did volts.

Whats worse than one pregnancy scare... whats worst than two pregnancy scares? being forced to having consensual sex with a grizzly bear.

theres a straight guy, a gay guy ,and a jew the weird part is the straight guy hits on the jew and the gay guy which make the situation all akward.

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