- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the black person sit in the back of bus? All the other seats were taken.

Am I a cat? No, I am a human; cat's cannot type.

Whats the difference between a quarter and a penny? 24 cents.

why did the kid fall off the swing? someone threw a fridge at him

How do you annoy a farmer? Shoot his wife.

A black man, a jewish man and a white man walk into a bar. The black man shoots the bartender, the white man takes the money and the jewish man holds the customers hostage.

Why is Dominic's nick name big D? Because the first letter in his name is D.

don't make holocaust jokes, my grandfather died in the holocaust, he fell out of the birds nest shooting Jews.

Why did the boy throw the clock out the window? He was severely depressed.

What's black and white and red all over? A modern abstract painting

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What did the boy with no legs get for Christmas? A nice sweater.

Why did the girl have twins she was raped

Q: How do you make scrach paper? A: Take a paper and scrach it.

did you hear about the platypus that was found dead in the middle of death valley?

How many dead babies can you fit in my car? None, I don't allow anyone to put dead babies in my car.

Why did the chicken cross the road? I can't really remember the reason, it was about 5 years ago and a lot of things have happened since.

What did the lawyer say to a lawyer? We're both lawyers.

Where is one place everyone eventually goes to rest? A cemetery.

Whats the difference between 10 dead babies and 8 dead babies? 2 dead babies.

How many Jews can you fit in a Volkswagon? 2 in the front seat, 3 in the back.... and that's it because the holocaust never happened.

What do chinese people eat? Chinese food.

What's the best way to win a race? Run faster than all other participants.

Yo momma so fat she when god said let there be let he said get the fuck out the way!

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