-What did the policeman say to the boy? -Hello.

Yo momma so old some said act ur age and she dies

Eating a bagel, the man was overcome with disappointment, he thought that he had purchased a donut. He later hung himself.

What did the Jewish man say to the Shia faction Muslim man? Even though we have different views on god and religion I value your friendship more than my religous views.

An Icelandic boy hangs himself because of peer pressure. His family mourns for their loss

what does a baby with no lims get for christmas...cancer

Barbara Streisand

If I met your mom before you was born, you would still be born.

What's so similar about a zombie and a black man? They are both almost human.

A. Why did the chicken cross the road? B. Why? A. To get to the other side. A. Knock, Knock. B. Who's there? A. The chicken.

Why did Winston Churchill cross the road? Grave robbery has become a huge problem lately in the United Kingdom.

ALCATRAZ IS REOPENED!

Whats 89 x 67? Sponge. Whats 10 + 9? 19 Whats 9 + 10? 21!

Me - "Wanna hear something that will make me laugh?" *giggles* friend - "Sure." teehee if anyone gets it.

what do you call 69 babies in one room? a room full of babies

why do we have school? 2 learn duh y r u even askin? ur STOOPIDE!

If I have a penny, and I give it to Michael Jackson, What will he do with it? Nothing. He's dead.

A Dog walked into a bar and the bartenter said 'What can i get you' the dog dident say aneything cuz its a dog!!!!!

Q : What is the similarity between me and my friend? A : We both are crazy

Why couldn't the fan turn on? Because it was broken.

Why did the jew give all his money away to charity? -No I'm kidding, he didn't.

Q:Whats worse than a dead baby in a barrel? A: 8 dead babies in a barrel. Q: Whats worse than that? A: A dead baby in 8 barrels.

I <3 Hitler

Add William Wright On Facebook Answer- www.facebook.com/public/William-Wright

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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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