- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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If humans say YOLO what do cats say? meow.

Why did Mary fall off the swing? She had no arms. Knock, knock? Who's there? Not Mary.

How do you teach a black guy to swim? You sign him up for swimming lessons.

The game.

Knock knock Go fuck yourself

Roses are red Violets are red My lawn is red My fences are red It appears my garden is on fire.

the best time to wear a striped sweater is all the time

Why did the blond fall down? She died.

What did the black man watch basketball instead of Tennis? Because Basketball is a very popular sport to African Americans, and tests show they can just higher than Caucasians, Asians and Hispanics.

why didn't the chicken cross the road? there are no roads in factory farms.

"Hey, why won't you let me through?" "These tickets are fake." "No they aren't. LOOK OVER THERE!" The guard turns around, and then turns back. Minorly inconvenienced, he arrests the man immediately, upon which he is sent to jail and anally raped multiple times.

womens rights.

What's worse than dying in the holocaust Dying on the last day of the holocaust

A: What did the banana say to the other banana? B: I don't know, what? A: I don't know either, I was hoping you did.

why did the titanic sink, it was hit by a iceberg

Why was the Asian guy dumped by his hot girlfriend? Well you know what they say about Asian guys.... They are too dedicated to their schoolwork.

why did the plane crash? because the pilot was a loaf of bread

Legal Mexicans in Texas

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Roses are red Violets are blue I forgot to go to the bathroom

Man walks into a bar and goes, "Ouch!"

What's worse than stepping on legos? Massive genocide

What do you call a black man on a swing? Depends on what his name is

One day a farmer was planting his crops. All of a sudden he was hit by the magic school bus.

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