What would Steve Jobs be doing today if he were alive? Dying.

What did the apple say to the orange? Nothing because their both fruits.

Why was timmy no longer being bullied at school? The rope said it all! Bitch Died HA

I'm gay.

What did james say on his bitrhday? There was no birthday because he was aborted but he said ''crunch'' anyway

troll----> hahaha---->

What's a black man's favorite fruit? Clementines.

Woman's Rights

Dylan F fell off a bridge Landed in some water and was ok 2 days later he got bit by a shark He is now in a coma

A bear walks into a bakerey. He aks for a loaf of bread. The bakers asks: "White or brown?" The bear answers: "It doesn't matter, I'm on the motorcycle".

What is brown and sounds like a pickle? Poop

why was the blonde fired from the factory? she ate the maneger's fingers.

Chris Bosh's neck

the fat lady said that it runs in the family im pretty sure nothing RUNS in her family

Why did Julia fall of the swings? She had no arms. Knock knock? Who's there? Not Julia.

Why did Michael Jackson become white? Because he likes to molest children.

An old lady says, "Oh i see now." The guy standing next to her says, " Honey oyu know im blind right?"

whats small and tickles? pubic lice

what gets louder as it get smaller? a baby in a blender

Roses are red violates are blue, matty is gay, sebby is too

justin littleton being sucessful

Cut off your fingers and lose weight fast!!!

what did chloe say to alexis? you took my phone

orange -banana and lemon say....... i i i i i i i i i i i i i i i i i want to eat u (RANDOMZZZZZ)

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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