An Indian child is born with three arms. After being ridiculed his whole life he kills himself at age 19.

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What is the definition of a "crying shame"? Very similar to the definition of a shame, but moreso.

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Boys have swag, real men have class

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How can you tell when a African man is lying? Like any other person you would use a lie detector.

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I asked a Jewish girl for her number, so she rolled up her sleve

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what did the frog say to the fence? chicken

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Why can't Helen Keller drive? Because she's dead.

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What's Green and flies? Super Grapes cousin Super Grape

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A man walks into a bar with a chicken on his head the bartender asks the man why do you have a chicken on your head the man replies the chicken is thirsty

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Why did Steve put his trumpet in the fridge? He had begun the early stages of dementia and was becoming increasingly confused and detached from reality. Also he was German.

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Roses are red, Violets are blue, I hate rhyming, Vacuum, purple, zebra.

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What did the doctors tell the boy with cancer who is on his way to being released from the hospital? "you are going to die," why give him hope and be proved wrong. This way if they are wrong the whole situation is a miracle, if they are right..... "I told you so"

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We start counting at 1, therefore 0 is countless. I've slept with countless women.

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Roses are red, violets are blue, I have a fetish for sniffing your shoes.

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i fell like im going to reverse john becase i ate a bikle penis jackson

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A lady was walking to the grocery store as she was walking she saw a old lady with a dog behind them where two black merses and about 200 women behind the merses. The lady Rushes over and ask '' Maim i am sorry to bother you but i would like to know who you lost and how?'' The old lady paused for a minute and awnsered '' I lost my husband and mother in law, Well My husband had just walked in to the house and my new dog went and ferousiously atacted him my mother in law had been living with us at the time she the jumped in and tried to help him They both died because of blood loss'' The lady looked at her with simpathy and thought i feel sorry for her husband and his mother she then asked '' Can i barrow your dog'' the old lady looked puzzled and said '' Get in line '' The lady walked to the end of the line as the dog was Passed to a women and taken home then passed back. When the women got her turn she thought do i want to kill my husband then she thought yes

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Why is it bad to have 10 blond girls in a closet at the same time? The closet is a very compacted space and one of them is a claustrophobic.

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Guy A turns to Guy B and says, 'Hey, can I use your cellphone to call my mom?" Guy B nods and says, "Yeah, sure, just press redial." Guy B had been planning an surprise party for Guy A and had called Guy A's mother for ideas.

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What's the difference between a brick and Ricky? A brick gets laid and has a higher iq

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Q: If you are running a race and a fridge hits you, how many dogs play x-box in the snow? A: 12 orange waffles

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what did hercules parents tell him? You're adopted

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What did the black man say to the white man? Hello

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Two friends sit down to dinner, the third is late so they eat him

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Whats bloody and is dead. My son.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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