Justin Becnel falls off a tree, what happens? He breaks his neck and unfortunately dies.

What happened as a result of the bitter terrorist attack? The president began to devise a plan to help the abused child

If you don't see banners here, it doesn't mean they are not there...

Roses are red, Violets are violet. The man who wrote this, Was high as shit.

How can you get a hot girl to notice you? Set her baby on fire.

Why did the little boy die? His mother got an abortion.

why dont black people go on cruises? there not falling for that one again

Why did the chicken cross the road? Who gives a crap?

Why did the chicken get taken into the kitchen? If u dont get this you need to go b ack to school

A jewish man walks into a bar and then gets hit in the testicles. he now has testicular cancer.

Did you here that Hellen Keller got hit by a bus? No. Neither did she.

You know what makes jokes funny? Irony You know what makes anti-jokes funny? Common sense

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What do a snake and a bird have in common... They both fly, except the snake

orange -banana and lemon say....... i i i i i i i i i i i i i i i i i want to eat u (RANDOMZZZZZ)

Why were people laughing when Muhammad Ali signed autographs for his fans? He was making jokes regarding his Parkinson's syndrome in order to elevate an otherwise melancholy experience for the audience.

Q:What happened when the bear walked into the bar? You cannot answer because you were seriously injured by the bear.

What do you call a black man on the moon? An astronaut.

Cut off your fingers and lose weight fast!!!

justin littleton being sucessful

Why did Hitler kill himslef? He saw his gas bills.

Why did George Bush blow up the Twin Towers on 9/11? 9/12 was his girlfriends birthday.

what gets louder as it get smaller? a baby in a blender

Roses are red violates are blue, matty is gay, sebby is too

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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