- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What's worse than dying in the holocaust Dying on the last day of the holocaust

A: What did the banana say to the other banana? B: I don't know, what? A: I don't know either, I was hoping you did.

why did the titanic sink, it was hit by a iceberg

womens rights.

Why was the Asian guy dumped by his hot girlfriend? Well you know what they say about Asian guys.... They are too dedicated to their schoolwork.

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What's worse than stepping on legos? Massive genocide

What do you call a black man on a swing? Depends on what his name is

Man walks into a bar and goes, "Ouch!"

Legal Mexicans in Texas

One day a farmer was planting his crops. All of a sudden he was hit by the magic school bus.

An Indian child is born with three arms. After being ridiculed his whole life he kills himself at age 19.

Boys have swag, real men have class

what did the frog say to the fence? chicken

I asked a Jewish girl for her number, so she rolled up her sleve

Why can't Helen Keller drive? Because she's dead.

What's Green and flies? Super Grapes cousin Super Grape

A man walks into a bar with a chicken on his head the bartender asks the man why do you have a chicken on your head the man replies the chicken is thirsty

Why did Steve put his trumpet in the fridge? He had begun the early stages of dementia and was becoming increasingly confused and detached from reality. Also he was German.

We start counting at 1, therefore 0 is countless. I've slept with countless women.

What did the doctors tell the boy with cancer who is on his way to being released from the hospital? "you are going to die," why give him hope and be proved wrong. This way if they are wrong the whole situation is a miracle, if they are right..... "I told you so"

Roses are red, Violets are blue, I hate rhyming, Vacuum, purple, zebra.

Roses are red, violets are blue, I have a fetish for sniffing your shoes.

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