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What would Jesus do? Something that would in getting nailed to a piece of wood.

Once upon a time there was a boy who was 16 and a girl who was 14. The guy is in year 10 and the girls is in year 9 . Alot of people think he is a pedofile. Comment your opinion.

What happens when you throw a green rock into the Red Sea? It gets Wet.

A woman becomes pregnant. 9 months later she has a baby.

Roses are Red Violets are Gay This poem makes no sense Octopus

Knock Knock. Who's there? grape. Grape who? Purple grape.

How do you wake Lady Gaga up? You poke-er--face....pokerface.

whats worst then being raped tortured and killed? it happening to 500000 puppies DX

Did you just fall from heaven? If not I'm gonna beat the shit out of you

What is the delicate way to start talking about your penis? ...that wasn't it.

So there is two clowns. Pickle and Jim. If you were asked who was funnier, you would probably say pickle. Well you would be wrong. It's Jim.

What shoes keep dogs quiet? Hush puppies.

Why are black people not allowed to play football? They are.

There is a bomb. It blows up and kills 26 people.

- knock knock. - Who's There? - Steve. - Steve who? - Fitzsimmons. We met at your wife's work party.

A special needs student walks into a girls change room, and is then escorted out unaware that what he did was socially unacceptable.

What did the rabbi say to the bartender? Hi, Mark!

Yo mama is so fat, she needs to get serious about her diet, or else she might die of some sort of weight related issue.

Why did the gang jump a man for his blue jeep? Answer The gang wanted a blue jeep.

i like my coffee like i like my women. without a penis

Jackie Chan walks into a bar.

What gets louder as it gets smaller? A man in a trash compactor.

s s is for shit h h is for hit i i is for it t t is turtle

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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