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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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When life gives you lemons.... Impossible life is not a person nor a dispenser of lemons.

Two scientists walk into a bar The first says “I’ll have some H2O.” The second says “I’ll have some H2O, too.” Both of them receive water because the bartender is not irresponsible enough to serve concentrated hydrogen peroxide as a drink.

Two men walk into a bar. The bar was being robbed. They were both shot in the confusion.

A black guy walks into a KKK meeting. He is burnt on a cross outside his families house. They will mourn his death for years to come

Why did the Grandad teabag his Grandson? Because he likes dipping his balls into the mouths of his Grandchildren; as if they were a teabag and his mouth was a mug.

Q: What do you do when you see a man with no arms and no legs walking down the street? A: You wonder how the hell he is walking

How do you escape prison? Kill everyone in it hen once you have escaped find their families and viciously murder them. Are they going the send you back to prison? No because you will kill everyone.

how many large people can you fit in a bath tub ... 1/16

Q: If you are running a race and a fridge hits you, how many dogs play x-box in the snow? A: 12 orange waffles

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Q) What's worse than getting dumped by text? A) Getting hit by a fridge.

Q. Why was six afraid of seven? A. Because seven raped a three year-old child.

When life gives you oranges, hit kidswith 'em.

i went to the bar. soon after i entered the bar i got kicked out. why? becuase i'm seventeen.

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What did the boy with no arms or legs get for Christmas? A scholarship to a prestigious college that he did not deserve.

The chicken didn't cross the road. Therefor, there is no why.

What does a black man and a monkey have in common? Until February 3rd 1870 neither could vote in America. Monkeys still can't.

Did you hear about Osama Bin Laden? Well, he's dead.

Roses are red, violets are blue, so is my face, I'm constipated

why did the two girls fight? Because they were mad at eachother.

What do the world and jelly beans have in common? Nothing.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Being a chicken, it had no concept of roads or their dangers and was simply trying to find some feed.

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