- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Roses are red. Violets are blue. and Asians are yellow.

how did the girl with a hook-hand do her hair? She didn't

A mexican, an Aisian, and a black guy are fighting in a dumpster. Who wins? The Mexican, why? Home court advantage!

Why did the chicken cross the road? Being a chicken, it had no concept of roads or their dangers and was simply trying to find some feed.

Two muffins were in an oven. One muffin said "Wow, its hot in here." The other muffin said "Oh my gosh a talking muffin!" The house burnt down because the oven created a fire.

why did the plane crash? because the pilot was a tomato.

what did god say when we made his first black person oops i acidenlty burnt it

The asian boy only did an hour of study....... nothing was heard of him after his mum found out

Why did the man not come out of the closet? He wanted to stay in narnia.

Hello? Hi. Who is this? Yo mom. Your not my mom. Im the Irish man that did your mom.

A black man walked into a bar. He cashed in big on workers comp.

How do you get your girlfriend to become more enthusiastic about swallowing? Stick your dick in Ben & Jerry's Cherry Garcia ice cream.

What's worse than having you're leg fall asleep? Getting Polio

Why was a black person on the run, being trailed by police officers? They were all late to work; their work places were coincidentally situated near each other.

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What's red and bad for your teeth? A brick

What do you get when you cross a baby and a chainsaw? Life imprisonment.

What colour is a black man in a freezer black

Yo mamas so stupid that she has a condition called autism

What is the difference between Barack Obama and Simba from the Lion King? One is a cartoon character from a beloved Disney classic and the other is the current President of the United States of America.

A horse walks into a bar. The Barman asks "why the long face?" The horse says "My son was recently killed in a horrific horse racing accident"

A guy walks into a bar and orders 4 shots. The bartender promptly pulls out a gun and shoots him 4 times.

Why did the baker turn off the oven? He had run out of business

What starts with f and ends in uck? Firetruck.

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