- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why do they call it "Unsweetened Tea?" Did they put sugar in it and then take it back out again?

What's the difference between a jew and a pizza? I eat pizza.

Did you hear about the kidnapping in Pennsylvania? He woke up...

A man with a magic watch says to a prostitute, "My magic watch says you are wearing any underwear." "YOU HAVE MAGIC WATCH?! Can it tell time too??!!!"

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A man and his dog walk into the park, the man grabs a ball and chucks it for the dog. The dog can not chase after the ball because he has no legs and bites his owners leg.

Why did the midget fall from a tall building? Because somebody pushed him.

A Priest, A Rabbi, and an Imam walk into a bar. They promptly sit down and have a friendly theological discussion.

What's green and has wheels? A refrigerator, I lied about the green and the wheels.

What's the difference between a mexican and a park bench? One is a minority whose ancestors originally lived in the central american country of Mexico, the other is a useful convenience that provides a place to rest one's legs in a public place.

Why did the little girl not speak? It was Anne Frank

What did the Mexican overdose on to die. Nothing, he died of old age

What's the difference between a horse and a unicorn? Horses are real.

On christmas, a bunch of happy kids get machine guns for christmas.Meanwhile in afghanistan, a bunch of dissapointed kids are getting ice skates.

What is White on Top and Black on bottom? Micheal Jackson.

why was six afraid of seven? because seven had a huge ass mole

Q: Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? A: Because it was dead.

Why is my penis so damn small? Cause the good lord made me that way

What is worse than a bee sting? Two bee stings.

Knock Knock? Whos there? Not Madeleine McCann.

What's worse than getting AIDS from your boyfriend? Getting AIDS from your brother.

What's worse than a baby falling? A baby fall in a pit of tar What did the baby say on the way down? "weeeeeee"

Did you hear about the comedian cereal killer?...He raped his victims before strangling them to death.

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