- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the fireman die? For various reasons,one was because he was burnt alive.

What do Bruce Lee and Michael Jackson have in common? They are both dead

What is the difference between a black man and a burnt pizza? -Nothing there both black.

#Hanging Degus

Knock knock. Who's there? 9/11 9/11 Who? YOU SAID YOU'D NEVER FORGET.

Q:what is a wheelchairs biggest fear A: steps

What did the dog do in the phone booth? Nothing, as dog do not have opposable thumbs and cannot grip objects. The previous user must have left the door open and the dog walked in, only to leave a few moments later.

An albino and a jew walk in to a bar. They both order the same drink and chat for a few minutes before the albino must get home to his wife. The jew leaves shortly after, tipping the bar tender a generous amount for his superb service.

Why is it so bad that the bus fell off the cliff? All my friends were on it.

what do JFK, plato, and a dead penguin have in common? theyre all dead.

Why did the man remain calm when the judge passed the death sentence? Because he was in another country and had no connection with the case.

Q:Whats worse than you touching yourself at night A: The holocaust

What do animals eat at the beach? Sandwitches

A man walked into a bar. He got a head trauma and committed suicide.

What did the wall say to the other wall? I didn't say anything because it isn't living and it can't talk because it is impossible.

What did the overweight blind kid get for Christmas? His parents died in a tragic car crash and he was left alone, fat and blind to fend for himself

What does a bird and a human have in common? They both use long, hard sticks.

What is the difference between a seal and an armadillo? They are both aquatic animals, except for the armadillo.

What's the difference between a BMW and a murder victim? I don't have a BMW in my garage.

- What is worse than a baby in a trash bin ? - A baby in five trash bins.

How do you get a child off a swing? Throw a fridge at him

Female rights.

What did the baseball coach say to his son? Nothing. He was dead.

What do you call a white basketball player? A very athletic hardworking dedicated human being.

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