Yo mamma's so fat, she's self-concsious about her weight and is embarassed when people make fun of her weight which makes her escape to her only friend, food, which makes her even fatter, so she will never lose weight until society accepts her and is not so prejudice towards overweight people.

why did spiderman fall off the roof ? cause it was wet

What did the Wind say to the Window? (Insert Racist punchline here)

A black man and his mexican friend walk into a bar. The black man orders a drink and the mexican gets soda. He is the designated driver

What's more fun that being raped? Not being raped.

Knock Knock Whos there? The Police, your mother just died of bowel cancer.

lol im s0 gut at spelign at engrish N u laughd n liekd diZ funi joek XDD u most LUV LE MEMEZ n EMOtikons Lol (^-^) y u guyz so st00p1d at math Wtf???!?!? 1+1=8 i m soooo smurt hahaha I <3 warrior cats n dance 2 gangnum stail wile masturbatin 2 swagbois le raeg comicz ;3!! . And now you are dying of cancer.

whats worse than having a gay friend ? 9/11

What is the difference between my right hand and my left hand? I used my right hand to stab your mother.

I just flew here from Cleveland, and boy are my arms tired! The people on either side of me were hogging the armrests, so I had to kind of tuck my arms up behind my head and it was very uncomfortable.

Why was the black man running? he was participating in race for the cure, a charity event where all proceeds go to breast cancer awareness.

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A young black guy was explaining how he was raised by a single mother

A Polar Bear walks into a bar and says to the barman: "Barman! Give me a whiskey and ............................................................coke." The barman says: "Why the big pause?" to which the Polar bear replies: "Well uhm my father had big paws"

You know what's interesting about Polish people? Nothing.

A black man offers to take a girl home from the nightclub. As they're sitting in the car, she curiously asks him ''So tell me it's true what they say about black man''. The man sighs and explains: ''Well many people think that we stab, shoot and steal things. Another stereotype that is launched at us is that we have large penises. I however do not steal. My penis is also quite small. After this conversation the girl was driven home safely, and was now convinced that stereotypes are lies.

Why are black people afraid of tigers? Because tigers eat people

What's yellow and goes up and down? A banana in an elevator.

What's red and sticky A DEAD BABY

How do you survive a tornado? You dont.

Senior Sergeant Thomas the officer investigating your current rape and insect charges. Please open the door now.

I just lied when I clicked the 'I have read and agree to the Terms of Service' to post this when in fact, I didn't read it at all.

ding dong thats right no knock on door anymore

just a man and his thoughts....and a smart phone app, and a loving family, thats not the point.

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