What do you call a dog that can't pass an Algebra test? A dog.

Your grandma and your mom drove of a cliff, who survived? Both of them they didn't drive off a cliff

Roses are Roses Violets are Violets I am to Literal, That is a statement.

Why did Sarah fall of the swing? She had no arms. Knock Knock Who's there? Not Sarah.

Roses are red, Violoets are blue, I accidentally shat my pants. Brb

What starts with f and end in uck Firetruck

What did the grape say when it got stepped on? Nothing, it's a grape and therefore unable to speak.

Selena Gomez and Justin Bieber where walking in New York . They both get ice cream... then bieber gets hit by a bus.

What's the difference between Neil Armstrong and Michael Jackson? Neil Armstrong is an astronaut. Michael Jackson abuses little kids.

Q: What's the difference between Catholism and Judiasm? A: There are many substantial and vital distinctions between Judaism and Christianity. Of course, there are many similarities as well, primarily because Christianity emerged from Judaism. However, the emergence was not a direct line. Christianity broke from Judaism, forming a new religion, so it is misleading, however comfortable the thought might be, to believe that the two religions are essentially the same, or to see Christianity as the natural continuation of Judaism.

why does little Lucy have no friends? because she is in a wheelchair

Roses are red Violets are blue Cats meow Dogs have four legs

HAHA i just read a joke!!! and i liked it! :D to bad you dont know what page it was on... wanna know?... YOUR..... #1 LALALA

You wanna know something that's totally out of this world? The moon.

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Knock Knock. Who's there? Interrupting Pessimist. Interrupting Pessi- Slavery.

A father and son get into a car crash. They go to the hospital and both the father and son are unconsciuos. The doctor comes in to the son's room and says, "I can't operate on this boy, he is my son. How could this happen if the dad is knocked out? It was a gay couple.

Hey you wanna hear a joke? Sure! Well first, do you want part of my sandwich? No thanks.........Are you going to tell your joke? Joke? Um sure. I didn't know I was telling one. Roses are red. Violets are blue. I have Alzheimer's. Would you like part of my sandwich?

knock knock who's there a tiger Alex proceeds to walk away as there is a tiger at his front door. he then calls the police because of the potential danger. the animal control then apprehends the animal and takes it to an enclosure

Roses are red Violets are blue I have alzheimers Roses are red Violets are....

Adam Fantuzzi's just jealous because he'll never be the man his mother is

What's the square root of yo mama? That which when multiplied by itself equals yo mama.

I told a joke to my friends. They laughed.

What do you call a black and white ruler? Barack Obama.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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