What did the cop say to the black man being arrested? His Miranda rights.

seven guys rob a bank, they share it in this ratio 2:2:2:4:2:5:2 who got the most money? you don't know

whats green and has wheels? a green tractor.

What did Batman say to Robin just before they got in the Batmobile? Robin, get in the Batmobile

Harry Chappell raped someone

Jason's Wife said to him I love you before I left to head to work, Jason then went back inside to see no one was there and he remembered his wife died in 2009.

Kobe Bryant passing the ball

What happened to the house that was made without concrete? It fell over.

What's awesome and looks like a pumpkin? An awesome pumpkin.

White men's rights

Why did the blonde commit suicide? Because she hated her life.

Bill: ask me if i am three ducks in a man suit Jim: are you three ducks in a man suit? Bill: yes

What's red, black, and green all over? A dead black bear. Just no green.

Whats the difference between a hundred dead babies and a Ferrari? The Ferrari isn't in my garage.

Why don't you see elephants find in trees? Because most trees can't hold an elephants weight.

What is similar between the Holocaust and soccer? They both suck.

Why didn't the man stop at the stop sign? He was violently killed turning at the last intersection

What's the differences between oranges? Trees don't have doors.

Why are Germans good at soccer The Holocaust.

Why did the Chicken Cross the road? Because it did...

What do 69 and 420 have in common? That was my score on my Math final:(

How are Lamborghinis and piles of dead babies alike? I don't have either in my garage. Except for the pile of dead babies.

Q:Why are babies and spaghetti alike? A:They both stick to the wall when cooked.

Why was the kid crying Cuz there was a frog stapled to his head

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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