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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Q) What's worse than getting dumped by text? A) Getting hit by a fridge.

What do the world and jelly beans have in common? Nothing.

A black guy walks into a KKK meeting. He is burnt on a cross outside his families house. They will mourn his death for years to come

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Two scientists walk into a bar The first says “I’ll have some H2O.” The second says “I’ll have some H2O, too.” Both of them receive water because the bartender is not irresponsible enough to serve concentrated hydrogen peroxide as a drink.

When life gives you lemons.... Impossible life is not a person nor a dispenser of lemons.

Two men walk into a bar. The bar was being robbed. They were both shot in the confusion.

What's the difference between a blonde and a brunette? The pigmentation of their hair follicles.

If life throws you melons, either catch them or get out of he way to avoid injury.

Q: Why does my arm itch? A: I got bit on the arm by a mosquito

Did it hurt when you fell from heaven, or have you been in a wheelchair all your life?

Q:Why did the boy cry? A: because his mom was hit by a bus Q: why did the boy wipe his face? A:he was covered in his mother blood and threatened all the witness who saw him push his mother into the bus

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why did the two girls fight? Because they were mad at eachother.

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Your Mother is so ugly that men tend to avoid her.

The chicken didn't cross the road. Therefor, there is no why.

What does a black man and a monkey have in common? Until February 3rd 1870 neither could vote in America. Monkeys still can't.

Did you hear about Osama Bin Laden? Well, he's dead.

Roses are red, violets are blue, so is my face, I'm constipated

What did the boy with no arms or legs get for Christmas? A scholarship to a prestigious college that he did not deserve.

Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to the poll booth to vote on a law restricting the questioning of chickens destination and furthermore to let chickens cross with out ridicule.

Why did the chicken cross the road? There I no road.

How many times can the Frenchman cheat on his wife? I don't know.

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