Whats worst than biting into an apple and finding a worm? Being stabbed.

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A guy walks into a bar and says 'Ow!'

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A Muslim walks into a public library. 32 people killed in the explosion.

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Why didn't the man stop at the stop sign? He was violently killed turning at the last intersection

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Whats the difference between a hundred dead babies and a Ferrari? The Ferrari isn't in my garage.

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White men's rights

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What is similar between the Holocaust and soccer? They both suck.

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What's red, black, and green all over? A dead black bear. Just no green.

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Why don't you see elephants find in trees? Because most trees can't hold an elephants weight.

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Bill: ask me if i am three ducks in a man suit Jim: are you three ducks in a man suit? Bill: yes

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Why did the blonde commit suicide? Because she hated her life.

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There were two busses. The one was red, the other one went to France.

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Why do black people have a bad reputation? Because they do bad things.

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Roses are red Violets are blue There's always an Asian Better than you

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A nun with shoes on walks into a bar with her husband.

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Why is Satan evil? Because he makes people eat apples.

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Why did the black man get lynched? Because he committed eight murders and six double homicides, and the judge wanted him dead...

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Knock Knock, Who's There? The The Who? YYYYEEEEEEAAAAAHHHHH!!!!!!!!

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Q: how do you get a live elephant into a refrigerator? A: you buy an industrial sized refrigerator and then walk the elephant slowly but surely through the door.

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Whats the difference between a fish and whale? Ones bigger than the other.

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The snake rides the bicycle in the forest, the rabbit sees this, and says "hey snake, you don't have legs" "oh damn" replies the snake and eats the rabbit because of the insolence

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A: Knock knock B: Who's there? A: Doctor B: Doctor who? A: Doctor Johnson, i'm here to check up on you. How's the medication going? B: It's going well thank you, it's working. A: That's very good to hear. Hope you recover soon. B: Thank you!

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Well... At that time everyone expected that the only people that knew hypnosis where either "born with the gift from the stars" or was some old beard man that spent "hundreds of years in the mountains".or a wizard or a shamanic priest, or well some guy in a particular stupid suit of sorts, it increased its potency simple as that, as having people stare at me and laugh because "You are not some beardy guru master" is a pretty bad start for the effective use of mass hypnosis. Mono-ideoism actually just means really concentrated focus on a single object or state of mind, the thing about the name (aside from sounding kinda mono-idiotic) is that strong focus alone does NOT lead to a state of relaxation which is one of the prime requirements to achieve a state of trance, I mean try focusing on something really hard and your body produces a huge amount of beta waves, aka stress. All of that is bullshit, but my horrible childhood did leave me with the "gift" to space out pretty quickly, so I learned it pretty fast without really knowing what it was at first.

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What happend to the man who walked into a forrest? He got raped by a giant vicious mutant spider

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