- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Mind magic for fuck ups: Did you know you can train your dog to magically arrive by saying YOUR name! Just tell it what your name is a lot and voila! Moral: made me laugh, fuck the rest of you XD

What do you call a black guy flying a plane? A pilot.

I treat women like I treat dead bodies. With respect.

what did the african man have for breakfast? Ebola cereal.

Justin Beiber's Talent.

Why does Michael Jackson like twenty eight year olds? Michael Jackson is dead.

if your paddling a backwards canoe up a waterfall and it loses its wheel, how many pancakes does it take to fill a dog house? the answer is 17 because aliens are allgeric to cows and mustard.

What happened when the Trayvon Martin was shot? The media made a huge deal about it and is now making ridicoulus claims that George Zimmerman is racist, and such claims are infringing on his right to a fair trial, and it's all because Trayvon Martin is black.

why didn't the chicken cross the road. Because it was hit by a truck.

What did the guy say when he found out his girlfriend had a dick I don't think we should date anymore, you have a dick.

What did the fat guy say after his weight-reduction surgery? I'm gonna sue the clown pants out of McDonalds

Roses are blue Violets are green I have issues, What should I do?

a blind man walks off a cliff..... he's dead now.

roses are red violets are blue i'm allergic to pollen achoo

[] [] Those are eyes These are teeth

Knock Knock! Who's there? Santa isn't real.

Yo mamma so stupid Her IQ is sub par

There's two Cherys in a bath one chery asks the other one to pass the soap the other chery said what do I look like, a typewriter?

How do you kill off a zombie apocalypse? Laser vision

knock knock whos there? IRS Oh....

Do you like waffles yeah we like waffles do you like pancakes do you like french toast yeah we like french toast dododododod let me get a mouth full. WAFFLES!!!!!!!

A girl walks into a strip club, she was tired of her husband and wanted to see how it was actually done.

what do u call a lesbian dinosaur? lickalotopuss

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