- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to KFC and join his chicken friends to protest.

what did the paraplegic get for his birthday? a bike...

why did the chicken cross the road? because there were no cars coming and it seemed like a safe time to cross

Why couldn't the man open his car door for the women? He drove a jeep with removable doors

Waffles ate my grandma

What did the sheep say to the Commonwealth Committee on September 11 2001? Baabaaabaaaahhh

What did Abraham lincoln do after getting assassinated? Certainly not riding a bike thats for sure.

Adam Sandler is still funny ! cough

What's big, black, and girls love to ride on? A horse

What's black and white and red all over? A dead penguin.

bish bash bosh giz a nosh

Did you hear about the 2 car crash in a walmart parking lot? 50 mexicans died

Roses are red, violets are red, everything's red... Retinal haemorrhage.

A spatial closet situates trolls beside the whistle.

why is the man laughing. he isn't, he's just been informed he has testicular cancer.

Q:What's the difference between my refrigerator and the trunk of my car? A: There isn't a spare tire in my refrigerator.

Q: What do you call a blonde, a brunette, and a red head all who are 16 years old and standing in a school? A: High School Students

Oh, well if you want, I would like for you to tell her that I wish her good health, suddenly it sounds like I am speaking with spider man here, so you could balance on the top of a tower like a ninja and stuff?

Why was the Islamic woman killed? She insulted Allah.

Fine Nero, but I will be keeping an eye on you.

your mums so fat! "last time i heard that i fell of my dinosaur!!" Oh man are you ok?

What's green, yellow, and red? A traffic light

Q. I'm not hot, I'm not cold I'm not young, I'm not old I'm not lame, I'm not cool I'm not smart, and I'm not a fool. What am I? A. Text

What's the difference between a black guy and a bench. A bench is wooden while a black guy has a human body composed of mostly water.

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