Phew... it's gone.

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knowck knowck whos there? shea shea who? shea...duh!

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What do you call a deer with no eyes? extremely unfortunate...

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How do you make a car? You build it.

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Why did the blond woman sell her water skis? She was in a horrible accident and will never walk again.

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what did the african boy get for christmas - not food

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Ask me If I am an orange? Are you and Orange? No

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whats black, white, and red all over? your mum

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Why cant women drive? Actually, they can

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Why did the dog lick his balls? Because he can.

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Wenis Penis

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Knock Knock! Who's there? I don't remember the rest of the joke but your mom's a whore.

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Chuck Norris doesnt need air to live, Air needs chuck Norris to live. Actaully that statment is a fallacy because it would be fatal to not breathe

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what did the crow say do the dead gazelle? - nothing the crow ate it

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What did the POW say to his captor? I do not want to be waterboarded.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Okay, seriously I'm done. I try to make a joke but I don't think I can do it anymore. I'm not funny I'm just a little coward who offers nothing to life. I should just kill myself. Fuck this joke, fuck you.

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What's funnier than 24? 25

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How do you stop a bus ? Put 3 small children in front of it Whats sad about 3 children who died in a bus crash ? They were my kids. How do you know if you're blind ? You run in to a wall

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While walking along the beach, a man stubs his toe on a half buried lamp. He picks it up, dusts it off, and a enormous Genie appears in front of him. "You have released me from my 10,000 year imprisonment. I will grant you 3 wishes to repay you." says the Genie. The man quickly uses his 1st wish for wealth and the 2nd for the love of a beautiful woman. Unable to think of a 3rd wish and seeing the sunken look on the Genie's face, he wished for the Genie's freedom. The Genie uses his unrestrained powers to kill the man, resurrect Hitler and enslave the human race.

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what did the dead guy say to the boy? nothing he is dead.

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Who keeps his best friend in a gun rack? a red neck.

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Statistics show That people with the most birthdays Live the longest

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- Hey, guess how many people are dead in that cemetery? - I don't know. How many? - All of them.

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Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? Because It was dead Why did the second monkey fall out of the tree? It was stapled to the first one. Why did the third monkey fall out of the tree? Peer Pressure

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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