What looks like a black book but is actually white? I don't know because it can't look like a black book if it's white.

River Ravi flows in which state? Liquid state.

How do you torture helen keller? Waterboard her.

What is it called when you kill a gay man? Homocide

An elephant stomped on a mouse. What did the mouse say? Nothing, the mouse was incapable of speech due to the elephants actions.

Two men walk into a bar.........ouch.

Q. What did the chinease man say when he got flattened by a plane? A. Nothing, he died instantly.

A man jumped off a cliff. He died.

Knock, knock. Who's there? Me. Me Who? Me. Uh.

What happens when a black guy jumps you? Well its no diffrent to when anyone else jumps you!

Q: What do you call a black man running for congress? A: Congressional Candidate

Why did the Mexican man grow a mustache? It wasn't his choice. Men naturally grow facial hair and he ran out of razors.

What has a mouth but cant talk Helen keller What has eyes but cant see Helen keller What has ears but cant hear You guessed it an ear of corn

Q: What's blue and yellow all over? A: A baby at the bottom of the pool with a slashed floatie. Q: What's red and yellow all over? A: A floatie at the top of a pool with a slashed baby.

why did the US nuke japan besause sending chuck norris would be to cruel

Whats sad about 6 mexicans driving off a cliff in an escalade? An escalade sits 7 people.

Whats blue and fuzzy? Blue fuzz. Whats pink and fuzzy? Blue fuzz that's embarrassed.

A man loses his wife in a car accident He then fall into a deep depression then hangs himself.

What do you call a duck who votes democrat? A duck

Why can't Helen Keller drive? Because she is legally blind.

Why was the kid hungry? Because he lived in Africa.

what looks about a computer which has two wheels? a bike. i lied about the computer...

I'm 4 and what is this?

What goes in dry and comes out wet and sticky? Bubble Gum

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