Why did the chicken cross the road? His whole family attempted to cross the road approximately 30 seconds earlier and were immediately struck by a moving vehicle traveling at 45 miles per hour. He crossed the road to try to comfort his family while they took their final breathes of life. The chicken was also not really a chicken but a man that had recently been laid off from his union job and came down with a disease that is considered uncurable by modern science.

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a black man and a squirrel get hit on two different roads what's the difference? well for starters theyre two different species. a squirrel is much smaller than a human and has his own mark on society. the man will be missed dearly by his family and if the impact with the car wasnt bad, he may have a chance to make it out alive at the hospital. the squirrel however is not so lucky. it will be left to die on the street or would have died on impact already with sadly no squirrel hospital to tend to it.

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I can be considerate if like someone is burning to death and I was the one considerate enough to lit them on fire... Wait no, I am considerate towards my friends (which are all ladies, all men besides me are obstacles and nothing else) AAAAND my logic processor broke down. Anyway, please do me the honors, take the last message.

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hey babe, are you made of copper, tellerium, tungsten and iridium? because i like people made of copper, tellerium, tungsten and iridium.

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Why did the man cross the road? He was hungry and homeless, and in search of chicken.

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What do you call a man with no arms and no legs falling skydiving? Jon, because that's his name.

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A blind guy and a priest walk into a bar

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why was the witch in the broom factory? she was recently employed there and is loving her job maing brooms

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Knock Knock Who's there? Banana Oh good I thought you wouldn't make it.

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Roses are red Violets are blue This poem sucks GET OVER IT

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What happened when the chicken crossed the road? I got feathers stuck in my cars grill

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Knock knock, "Whos there" a business man who wants to sell you things that you don't need "Oh, go away"

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Have you seen Stevie Wonders new house? No. Neither has he.

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Q: What did the boy say to his mum when he saw a Lion A: Hey mum that's a Lion

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A blonde walks into an electrics shop and asks to buy a television set. The shop-owner explains that she is signalling a microwave and is concerned for her mental wellbeing.

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What is big, green, fuzzy, and would kill you if it fell on you? A pool table.

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Why did the boy drop the ice cream? Because he had a seizure.

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What is brown and sticky? A stick.

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Why did captain hook die? He wiped asss

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Why does girls have two left feet and two left hands? Because girls have no rights.

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You are as dumb as a dumb looking person.

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How did the girl get her Mardi Gras beads? She purchased them at a reasonable price from a party store.

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If i have a remote that can switch people to mute, the number 1 people will be asian, and it will be on the train.

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