What did the Banana say to the Peach. Nothing, they are incapable of speaking because they are fruit.

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have safe sex

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What happened to truck full of watermelons careening down the hill? After panicking, the driver was able to gain composure, and shifting the truck into a lower gear, was able to deliver the track safely to the side of the road at the bottom of the ill, where he sat down alongside of the road under the shade of an apple tree, sucking on delicious watermelon.

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Q. How many infants does it take to paint a wall? A. Depends how hard you throw them...

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Why are Germans good at soccer The Holocaust.

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What's the difference between a cat and a banana? One is a cat, the other is a banana.

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What do you call a blank white sheet of paper? Printer paper most likely

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angelosnyder is not gay

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walk into your friend’s house and say “what’s up with the dead guy out front?” (you have to murder a person for this joke to work)

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What do you call Mexicans who go to jail? Criminals.

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Boy 1: Hey do you want my last chewing gum? Boy 2: Yeah please! Boy 1: Same. The boy continues to eat the chewing gum and finishes his shit wandering why the boy walked into the same cubicle as him.

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How can you tell the person who stole your car was black? Stereotyping is wrong.

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In soviet russia...the abundance of natural oils and rich agricultural land provide it with a thriving economy

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What is white And taste like sheep A sheep

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James Patrick Campbell

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Why did the chicken contact Michael Jackson? To get to the other side.

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I used to take arrows to the knee but then I didn't, for no particular reason.

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a man reads his wife a poem "roses are red, violets are blue, and I love you." the wife talks to her brother asking why he changed the poem he said men do that cause they love you. later that night she got pregnant.

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4 out of 4 questions. You want to cross the lake, but alligators live in that river. How do you get across? The alligators aren't there. They're all at the lion king's meeting.

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There once were 2 cowboys who were lost on a dusty trail. Later on they found their way out and are now doing very successful

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Who ya gonna call? ... Whoever you need to talk to at the current time.

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what happened to the man who got stuck in a car after a crash? the ambulance failed to arrive and he died a slow, trajic death.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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