how many black people are... wait stereotypical jokes are for fags

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A man walks into a bar, he purchases a drink from the barman proceeds to finish the drink and then leaves.

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A man dies on the operating table and finds himself in front of the Pearly Gates. St Peter looks at him and says " You are having a hallucination due to all the drugs they have given you and because your brain releases chemicals when you die. I am not real and there is not heaven or a god." Upon resuscitation the man contemplates his hallucination and becomes an Atheist.

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whats black and has 3 legs? a spider with 5 missing legs.duh.

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why did dicks dicks the dicks dicks? because you're gay and dicks

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A Jew, Christian and a Muslim walk into a bar. They have fun there a good time and then they go home.

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Why did the dinosaurs go extinct? Well many scientists have theorized that a giant meteor hit the earth causing the extinction of most living things. Also if your christian : Dinosaurs never existed, evolution is the devils work, science is not the answer to the world's problems. Darwin was a foolish man, and thats that.

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How can you tell if someone's a Vegan? It will probably come up in conversation, usually during the planning phase of a trip to a restaurant.

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What did the boy with no arms and no legs get for Christmas? A Trampoline.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Because Armando masturbated

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How do you make a baby cry? Throw a brick at its face!

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How do you get someone off a swing? ask them politely.

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why did the walrus sex with the jew because 911 created a sexual falafel

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Why did the woman leave the kitchen? She didn't.

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What happen? Idk...

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I knocked on my neighbors door to complain about the horrible smell before remembering I killed him the week before, he has no family and no one will ever know.

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One day, a woman was walking down an alleyway at midnight She reached the end of the alley and realised that it was a dead end, as there was a brick wall, so she turned around and headed on back home.

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roses are red violets are blue I hear a bus...

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Pain is temporary. However, the scars from 3rd degree burns are forever.

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Little Jimmy's mommy loved to see the smile on her only son's face as he ate her homemade cookies. Due to lack of medical knowledge at the time, Little Jimmy contracted diabetes and died before he turned 30. Unmarried and childless, he was diligently working on his doctorate thesis on Astrophysics. His death marked the end of his family line.

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What do you get when you mix a baby and a fork? An abortion.

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A blind man is jumped and doesn't see it coming

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Why did the black man fall asleep in the unemployment line? Because he was dangerously fatigued from staying up all night weeping passionately into the arms of his wife after losing his high-earning job of twenty years after the CEO of the company declared bankruptcy and finding out that his only daughter was in the hospital in critical condition after her school bus flipped off a bridge.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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