What did the dog say to the cat Nothing dogs cant talk

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What happened when the dinosaur walked into a lake? It got wet

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What is Helen Keller's favorite color? Velcro

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heyy emit chase wazzup

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What starts with an 's' and ends with a 'hit'? Shortly after the war, 4 men went to celebrate at the local bar. They all had a grand time there, when a man in black walked into the bar. The man in black knocks once on the bar. "What do you want?" asked the bartender. The man in black didn't respond. This time, the bartender asked again, only louder. The man in black then turned to his right to face the 4 other men celebrating. The man in black then suddenly pulled out a pistol, and shot the 4th man. He then burst into a sprint and ran out of the bar. "He's hit," the 3rd man shouted, "he's hit!"

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Q: Why did the Jew fit in with the White people? A: Because he, and his compatriots, have accepted the view of Judaism as a religion, and perhaps a lifestyle -- but not a race.

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Why did chuck norris die Brain tumor

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Poop

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What's black and white and red all over? I don't care I have AIDS

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Why did Jonny commit suicide? Airplanes dont have feet.

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why did the Japanese father cry? because when america bombed japan in wwll it happened to kill the rest of his family

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What song does a bulimic person sing while on the toilet? Nothing Bulimic people don't poop.

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penus

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Why did the koala fall out of the tree? It was dead. Why did the second koala fall out of the tree? It was stapled to the first one. Why did the third koala fall out of the tree? Peer pressure.

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Why don't midgets live in penthouses? They can't reach the button in the elevator.

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A Jew walks into a bar screaming cause he just broke his face

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A guy walks into a bar. He orders a drink and sighs heavily, waiting to escape the reality of his broken home, his cheating wife, and his high school dropout kid.

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Q: If you are debating whether to smoke marijuana, consider: what will your mother say when she finds your corpse? A: As a relatively harmless and non-addictive substance, Marijuana was most likely not the cause of my child’s death. It was probably AIDS.

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Why did that guy die? because the SS thought he was a jew.

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why did the plane crash? because the pilot was a loaf of bread

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Two jews walk into a bar. They drank beer and shot some pool and had a good time.

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What happens when a blond walks into a bar She buys a drink

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Where did Susie go during the bombing? Everywhere

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My dad said that if I post anymore jokes on this website, the will hit my head against the keyboaaskdnaji;nsd;asdnasd;

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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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