how many birds did chuck norris kill with one stone? one.

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What is big white and will kill you if it falls out of a tree in winter A refrigerator

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What do friends and trees have in common? They will both fall over after being hit multiple times with an ax.

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What's worse, a dead baby or an abortion? A dead baby on a bayonet

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What's young and not funny? Todays anti-joke writers.

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Why did Suzie fall off the swing? She had no arms. ------ Knock Knock Whose there? Not Suzie

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one day a white guy was in detroit. it was very strange. nothing happened

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A baby seal walks into a club.

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A man walks into a bar... The steal bar hurt his face and had to get stitches.

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How many blondes does it take to screw in a lightbulb? One.

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What'd the left nut say to the right nut? How's it hangin?

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Q: Who wants a chick with big breasts? A: Everyone apparently, because chickens are being genetically engineered that way because people are racist about what part of the chicken then want to eat. The white meat or the dark meat. Guess what? Now they can't walk because they are top heavy. And who's fault is that? The people who only eat the white meat.

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What did the football coach say to fire up his team? Nothing. He was not legally allowed to say anything to his team as they were being locked out by the coach's boss, the owner of the team and anything that he said to them could lose him his job.

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After pursuing a speeding vehicle for 10km at speeds ranging from 120 - 160km/h, the police officer managed to stop the driver. The driver of the vehicle rolled down the window and asked, "What seems to be the problem officer?" to which the police officer replied, "It sounds like one of your cylinders is firing incorrectly, you have a fairly large amount of carbon build-up on and around your exhaust pipe."

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You may notice something very odd about this paragraph. There is something strange although you can't figure it out. It is boggling your mind and keeping it from thinking of the real purpose of this paragraph. It is like an enigma in an enigma in an enigma in an enigma. Stop thinking hard and think inside Da Box. I just wasted your valuable time although it's not really valuable if your looking at this website.

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What do you call an asian woman with one leg? By her name.

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whats worse then being a black kid with out a father? is not that bad it happens all the time

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Q: Why did the chicken cross the road? A: So it could get hit by a car, to prove that chickens have free will, and have every right to cross a road without any particualar reason.

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why did the chicken cross the road? I dunno ask the chicken

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A man walks into the bar and asks the bartender, "Are you smelling me right now?"

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Your existance.

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A woman walks into a bar. Since having equal rights, she too falls unconcious..... Several men walk toward the bar

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have you seen ray charles' house? neither has he.

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What's funnier than a dead baby? An episode of 'Friends'.

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