What do you call a young man holding a banana? Well, this joke had quite a good ending, but as this site only has anti jokes I am going to change the ending. Because he wanted to eat it.

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Why was the youtube like bar green? Because the graphics designer felt like making it green. =.=

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Q: what did batman say to robin before they got into the car? A: get in the car (:

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If I was trapped in a closet with you and a bear, and I only had two bullets, I would shoot you twice!

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Roses are brown Violets are brown What the hell who keeps shitting in my garden

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What did the man order at KFC, in Miami? A face.

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Guess what I was with your mom last night so I wraped her in foil and put her in the oven.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Who cares, it's a chicken.

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Did you hear about the woman that died of a heart attack? More oxygen for us!

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Q: What did Michael Jackson do while he was preparing for his newest world tour? A: He died.

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If a tree falls in the forest, does anyone hear it? no, but it was home to several endangered species that are now extinct

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What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Getting raped by Shrek

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What's the difference between ice cream and babies? I don't stick babies in my freezer...

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why did the mom beat up her son with downs because he was matt daly

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A middle aged man goes to a psychic. She tells him that he has prostate cancer, and his wife has been cheating on him for the past 3 years.

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what is the difference between a car salesman and a lawyer? a car salesman sells cars to people while a lawyer is an expert in law.

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A duck walks into a bar. Animal control is notified, and the duck is released into a nearby park.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? He was in the designated crosswalk area and there was no oncoming traffic.

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Roses are red Violets are blue I can't rhyme Refrigerator

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Q. How many puns does it take to make a cup of tea? A. None. A pun is a grammatical construct and as such is incapable of combining the ingredients necessary to generate a hot drink which has been popular for hundreds of years.

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Q:So there's a black guy and a mexican sitting in a car...who's driving? A: The Cop

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Q: whats worse than finding a worm in your apple A: the holocaust

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penis likes vagina cuz its straight (get it?? it has an erection!!!!!!)

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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