Why is the fat man fat? Because he has an extremly bad metabolism which makes him gain two pounds from eating one cheeseburger

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I have a red ferrari and 20 dead babies in my garage. Didn't I have a blue ferrari?

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Because it had a gun to its head

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i have a six pack.... of crayons......... just kidding i ate two of them

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A horse walks into a bar, and the bartender asks: "why the long face?" The horse replies: "my wife has terminal cancer."

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Why did Sally fall off a tree? She wanted to get down

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Why are bowling balls racist? They are not because bowling balls are incapable of having feeling therfore they cannot have racial thoughts or actions.

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so... how about that airplane food

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A man walks into a bar. He gets wasted and forgets the punchline.

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Hello

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What does Santa Claus keep in his gardening shed? Nothing. Santa Claus isn't real.

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Why can't Helen Keller conduct a Train. Because she is dead.

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Why was Billy crying? Because he had a frog stapled to his face.

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What do you call a kid with no arms and no legs? Names.

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roses are red, violets are blue, ive no money for presents, happy christmas everybody

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Q: How do you count the population of Mexico? A: Take a census.

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Yo Momma Is Soooo Fat She Is Highly Obese

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Where did Susie go when the bomb went of? Everywhere?

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knok knok whos there know one cares your gay

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Doctor Doctor i've got wind can you give me something? Thats not wind the doctor replies thats a rare form of stomach cancer.

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Why did Sara fall off the swing? Because she had no arms... Knock knock. Who's there? Not Sara.

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Q. what's red and smells like blue paint A. a dead baby in a trash can beside a foster home

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Womens rights

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Why did the black surgeon get fired? The hospital was low on funds due to the economic crisis, and had to let a few employees go.

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Anti Joke

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