What does it mean when you have big shoes? Either you were genetically born with big feet, or you are wearing sheos that are too big for you.

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Why was the little boy cold? Cause he was traped In a fridge

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A gay man walks into a pregnant woman

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Why did the chicken cross the road? It didn't. I ate it.

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If an old person falls in the middle of the woods do they make a sound? No their died.

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Hey, i just met you. And this is crazy! But im on bathsalts ! *GAUH* Your face looks tasty!! :D

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What is old and fancy and comes in two pieces? Marie Antoinette.

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Two men walk in to a bar. The first man says "I'll have some H20" The second man says "I'll have some H20, too." They both received glasses of water.

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How do you know it's a bad day? When your brain does not release a high enough level of seratonin.

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When I grow up, I don't want to be a therapist. I have enough trouble figuring out the problems in my math book.

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What's white, wet, and salty? Salt that has come in contact with a liquid in the recent past, seeing as the liquid has not evaporated completely from the combination of sodium and chloride yet.

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Bro my d*ck is like 20 inches. That's not healthy, an erection that big will deprive your brain of too much blood and kill you

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Why did the guy to the moo moo cow say? Yesterday, I took a crap at the restaurant and the toilet got stuck so I stole the vehicle and won the lottery.

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What do you call a Ku Klux Klan member who has been set on fire? Burnt Marshmallow.

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why did the chicken cross the road? he didnt, its just a myth

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Q: Why do black people drink Grape Soda? A: Because it queches their thirst, and satisfies them.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Because the farm he was from was near a road. There was a hole in the fence and the chicken got out. He then started wandering and happened to cross the road.

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A horse walks into a bar, and the barman says "why the long face?" The horse replies, "I am Sarah Jessica Parker."

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A man walked into a bar. He got a head trauma and committed suicide.

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A spanish comedian walked into a bar. He was on time for his act.

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You know what me and Bill Cosby have in common? Katie..

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Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to your house Knock knock Who's there? The chicken

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Knock knock Who's there Ted Bundy

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What do you call a man who has been run over by a car? An Ambulance

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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