a ginger named corey walks into a bad and gets pistol whipped after raping his classmate

What did the black man get for Kwanza? AIDS

You Know what worse than having 10 Kids? Having Eleven

What did the dog say to the house? Roof

what do you call a monkey? a monkey

The Earth is a nice place to live.

What's the difference between a Pimple and a Priest? One waits till you're 13 to "come" on your face.

What do you call a man with a fork stuck in his head? A man with a fork stuck in his head

A lion walks in to a bar, and murders everyone inside. This is why animals are not aloud in bars.

Yo momma is so fat that she is overweight

A man orders chinese food. His wife says "Honey, where's the cat?"

What did the homicidal maniac say to his 13th victim? Nothing, she was dead at the time.

what's worse than pie? alot of things.

Why didn't the monkey cross the road? He saw the chicken get run over.

Why did the jew kill himself? He heard a raciest joke and went into a period of depresion causing him to lose all will to live.

Your dad is so gay that he payed for a male prostitute to have sex and now your family is in ruins.

nobody move! I've dropped my brain.

How did I do in the running events? Not that good, I'm a paraplegic.

True or False : it would not cause a public disturbence to express your pornography to the public??? ture. pornography is the freedom of speech and ability to express oneself

There was a man who entered a local paper's pun contest. He sent in ten different puns, in the hope that at least one of the puns would win. On of them was moderately amusing and took home the modest prize.

What's gay and nobody likes? Ryan's combover

When you say that Chuck Norris has counted to infinity twice. I say that you cant count to infinity because it isnt a quantifyable number

Has u seen my grammar?

why did Jen fall off the swing? because she had no arms. knock knock who's there not Jen

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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