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Q. What did the chinease man say when he got flattened by a plane? A. Nothing, he died instantly.

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Two men walk into a bar.........ouch.

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What looks like a black book but is actually white? I don't know because it can't look like a black book if it's white.

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What is it called when you kill a gay man? Homocide

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Why was 6 afraid of 7? Because 7, killed 6's family and made him watch...

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How do you torture helen keller? Waterboard her.

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An elephant stomped on a mouse. What did the mouse say? Nothing, the mouse was incapable of speech due to the elephants actions.

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River Ravi flows in which state? Liquid state.

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Why can't Helen Keller drive? Because she is legally blind.

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Q: What's blue and yellow all over? A: A baby at the bottom of the pool with a slashed floatie. Q: What's red and yellow all over? A: A floatie at the top of a pool with a slashed baby.

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A man loses his wife in a car accident He then fall into a deep depression then hangs himself.

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What do you call a duck who votes democrat? A duck

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Whats sad about 6 mexicans driving off a cliff in an escalade? An escalade sits 7 people.

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why did the US nuke japan besause sending chuck norris would be to cruel

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Whats blue and fuzzy? Blue fuzz. Whats pink and fuzzy? Blue fuzz that's embarrassed.

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The ULTIMATE Street Fighter shotokan safety guide one Turbo masters tournament X Revenge Kombat Super Ultimate Alpha Omega F*** Y** Edition! 1. I case an attack breaks both your legs, use your last remaining strength in order to kick the air with one leg, while keeping the other one straight down, then immediatedly yell MYLEGSARBROKEN! In order to receive medical attention. And please remember: If Hadou can, then you Sure can! 2. DLC ONLY 3 DLC ONLY 4. DLC Only. ...hayball rolls trough... 9001: DLC only

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what looks about a computer which has two wheels? a bike. i lied about the computer...

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Banana Hamock.

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The only thing you need to call a woman that starts with "B" is "Beautiful" Biitches love to be called beautiful

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Harry Chappell raped someone

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Why was the kid hungry? Because he lived in Africa.

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Why didn't the skeleton go to the dance? Because it is the decaying remains of a corpse and therefore lacks brain and muscle tissue depriving it of the ability of though and movement both of which are key skills in the art of dancing.

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what is 3+3= 8

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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