Why does girls have two left feet and two left hands? Because girls have no rights.

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why does gamma not smile because he has strokes

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There's a pile of dead babies with one live baby on the bottem eating it's way out.

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how do you kill a blond? give her a gun and tell her it a blow dryer

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What do you call 4 Mexicans getting into a car late at night? 3rd Shift carpooling

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How many black guys can fit in a minivan? Eight.

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whats two naked people in a bed? too much information

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Why did Sally fall of the swing? Because she had no arms Knock knock.. Who's there? Not Sally!

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What happens when three blind mice go our looking for food? They die because of the mouse traps the owners have because they are tired of loosing food to the mice.

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What do you get when you put two landsharks together? Three landsharks.

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What do Muslims and Jews have in common? Shared humanity.

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Q: What's the difference between a black man and a park bench? A: A park bench can support a family of four.

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What is three times more dangerous than war? Three wars.

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glasses, jacket, shirt They call me glasses, jacket, shirt man. I never leave the house...without my brodies. hehehe hahaha hohoho!

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There was porn on the Internet I masturbated to it, but my parents caught me, and I can't ever leave the house again until I'm 18.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Rocky was chasing him

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What starts with D and ends with ICK? Drumstick.

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White boy in jail. "That ish crazy!!"

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Whats the difference between a truck full of dead babies and a truck full of bowling balls? You can't pick up the bowling balls with a pitchfork.

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A Polar Bear walks into a bar and says to the barman: "Barman! Give me a whiskey and ............................................................coke." The barman says: "Why the big pause?" to which the Polar bear replies: "Well uhm my father had big paws"

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Me "knock knock" Tramp "who's there" Me "nobody you havent got a door"

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A kangeroo is stuck in a tree with no headlights, how many waffles does it take to get to the moon? NO, silly. Snakes don't have armpits.

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Why does a Jew, a catholic, and a buddhist eat pizza? because they like the way it tastes.

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A man in an airport asked me if i wanted my bag to be carry-on. So i said yes.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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