Whats bad about a black cop coming to your house? I was having a KKK meeting in the basement.

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What's the difference between a Lamborghini and a pile of dead babies? I don't have a Lamborghini in my garage.

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H o m o comes out as homo

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Extra extra read all about it dunkin donuts has now been named dunkin pigs..a cops favorite hang out.

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Last night, I went fishing, caught a fish, brought it home, grilled it, ate it, and went to bed.

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USA, one of the richest and most proud nations on this plan- VIETNAM 9/11 BYE FOR NOW!!!

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What's the difference between a pair of slippers and a pair of dead babies? Essentially nothing.

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There once was a plain Cheerio. He has a decent life with a low paying job and an apartment. One day, he decided to make his life more fun and started going to parties. He met some women and had a good time. He was happier and was soon promoted at work. The next day, he woke up and tasted himself, only to discover that he was now a Honey-nut Cheerio. He continued to go to parties and met a girl that eventually became his girlfriend. He became a manager at work and moved into an expensive condo. The next day, he woke up and tasted himself and was a Frosted Cheerio. He then quit his job and opened a club, where he became the most popular Cheerio in town. All guys wanted to be him, girls with him. At one party, his girlfriend asked him for some punch. He went to the kitchen but couldn't find any. There was no punch-line.

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What did the redneck say about his missing tractor? Where's my tators.

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A man walks into a bar, I forget the rest of this joke and your mother's a whore.

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What did the mute say to the deaf man?

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Want to here a joke? The First Amendment.

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Why the he'll are there moths in the universe? It makes no sense. Where dies an annoying ass buzzing and flying price if isht ever help me?

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Saggy Nipples By chan chan

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Nah, could not care less about how I sound on "The network", its just that I spent all night finishing the core concept to my new novel, and all the capital letters and stuff sound like Jim Carrey in my head as I type. So Redcunt, where you going? When you coming back?

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"knock knock" "whos there" "poop" "poop who" "poop in the toilet"

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Yeah, and speaking about spiderman, I got some weird senses, when I get stressed things begin seeming slower, and gets a weird blur effect, not sure what it is, but if you know what "bullet hell video games are" Technically games where you play as a tiny spaceship and lots of bullets fly around, I was always awesome at those games as a kid, because the more stress I felt while playing, the slower my perception of time felt.

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What is worse than seeing a pile of dead minorities? Dropping a dollar.

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Your Mommy is a gas pump.

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women's rights

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A gorilla walks into a bar and order a banana martini. The bartender thinks this is a little peculiar and then becomes aware he is actually dreaming. He wakes up from his dream and begins to tell his wife about the ridiculous dream he had. His wife just ignores him, the man rolls over and begins to sob because he realizes his marriage is in shambles.

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whats black and red all over? a chalk board

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nena. nerna. neener. neezie. nena.

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this is stupid .... yep

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