Roses are Red Violets are Blue If You Bend Over Some More I'll Eat That Booty Too

Friends are like snow; they disappear when you pee on them.

What happens when you light a truck full of babies on fire and drive it off a cliff filled with lava and set off explosives when they land? The babies die. www.youtube.com/LouisGames www.twitch.tv/KiLM_Ghostz

Why did the two blondes decide to ride in one car? Because it's more environmentally friendly than taking two cars.

Why did Suzy Fall off the swing? Because she had no arms. Knock Knock. Who's there? Not Suzy.

An under aged man walks into a bar. the bar tender forgets to ask for his ID and gives him a beer. That man was later fired.

Whats brown and sticky A stick!!!!

How many Jews does it take to change a light bulb? Three. One to change the light bulb and two to file a lawsuit.

so an apple walks into a bar... I'm terrible at making jokes...

A blonde walks into a bar; she orders and enjoys her drink and then leaves with her thirst quenched.

Why is the wimpy guy so strong and angry now? Because he took steroids.

A: Knock knock B:The door is open.

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Why did the little girl fall off her bike? Because she had leprosy and had to have her legs and arms amputated

Whats the same about a Mole and an Eagle? They both live underground, I lied about the Eagle.

Why was six afraid of seven? Because seven was a sociopathic murderer.

Where are you going Your house

If quizzes are quizzical, then what are tests Testicals

did u hear the one about helen keler neather did she

Why does Bugs Bunny have big ears? Because he's a rabbit

A girl asks a guy are you finish. The guy says no I'm British.

A human walked into a bar, The bartender quacked, "quack quack quack" The human wondered why all the patrons and the bartender were ducks, so he left the bar, before his head spontaneously exploded.

2001, 2 airplains fly into the world trait centers. the pilots then had their licences taken away.

How do you make a great cake? Bett Crocker books

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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