Why do white people not eat crackers? Cause it's cannabalism.

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i homeless man asked for ome change. he didnt get any because people were afraid he would spend it on drugs

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NO IT IS MINE! ALL MINE!

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What did the little black boy get for Christmas? Hopefully something nice.

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Sometimes sentences just don't end the way that you think they potato

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A guy killed his kids and wife Pokémon GO also exists

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What is worse than the Haulocost? Running across Africa with KFC

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A man walked into a bar. Ouch.

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Q:what is long ,black and red but smells like poo.? A:poo from someone dying of bowel cancer.!

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What doesn't kill you makes you stronger. Accept for cancer.

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why did jimmy win the lottery? WAFFLE

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What's Black/White and red all over? Obama when he gets a little flustered.

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What do you call a black man on the moon? An astronaut.

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?J?o?k?e?

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whats funny? a relatsion ship for 16 hours

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What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Finding two worms

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What's black and doesn't work? My Blackberry, but luckily it was still under guarantee and the situation was solved swiftly and relatively drama free.

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Why did the little boy fall of his bicycle? It was the first time he road without his training wheels.

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whats the best thing ever to happen to chuk norris ? he was born !!!!

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A bear walks into a bar, and says "I'd like a gin... and tonic." The bartender says "AAAAHHH! A BEAR!!!" and calls animal control. Later after the beast has been tranquilized and carted away, he rationalizes having heard the bear speak as trauma-induced hallucination.

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What's going to happen you? Your going to die just like everyone else in the world. Don't laugh, it's not funny

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Well... At that time everyone expected that the only people that knew hypnosis where either "born with the gift from the stars" or was some old beard man that spent "hundreds of years in the mountains".or a wizard or a shamanic priest, or well some guy in a particular stupid suit of sorts, it increased its potency simple as that, as having people stare at me and laugh because "You are not some beardy guru master" is a pretty bad start for the effective use of mass hypnosis. Mono-ideoism actually just means really concentrated focus on a single object or state of mind, the thing about the name (aside from sounding kinda mono-idiotic) is that strong focus alone does NOT lead to a state of relaxation which is one of the prime requirements to achieve a state of trance, I mean try focusing on something really hard and your body produces a huge amount of beta waves, aka stress. All of that is bullshit, but my horrible childhood did leave me with the "gift" to space out pretty quickly, so I learned it pretty fast without really knowing what it was at first.

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Your adopted.....

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so there are 2 muffins in an oven,1 says to the other "holy s**t its hot in here!" and the other says,"omg!its a talking muffin!"

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