- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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finding out that when you had sex with that prostitute, you severely injured your urethra tube and you cannot create urine or spurm.

Why did the burglar get arrested? For beating an egg

Justin Bieber walks into a bar…. He was shot

What is the difference between a watermelon and a baby? One you can smash with a hammer and the other is just a watermelon.

How do you spell "black" when you writing an african american history essay. B L A C K

What did the man do when it was raining pineapples? He got a chainsaw and went on a killing spree against his neighbors family.

Have you heard the one about the monkey who jumped off the roof? Neither have I.

When life gives you lemons, you're probably at Mr. Life's fruit stand over on Imperial Avenue.

Roses are red violets are blue if you were number one I"ll pick number two, if you were number two then I'll pick POO!

Whats red and smells like Bacon. Bacon

What's the difference between a Ferrari and a pile of dead babies? I don't have a Ferrari in my garage.

What did Joe do after the party? He went home.

what is white and sticky a stick from a birch tree

Why did the monkey die? he was stapled to a grenade

what did the dog say to the cat? give me back my dog food.

what do you call a dead man rolling down a hill on fire, being shot in the head, and strapped to a bomb Dead

Why'd the kid stick ice up his nose? To keep his lunch cold.

what did the white guy say to the black guy? nothing because hes racist and hates blacks people

Whats the difference between a black an white guy? They have different skin tones

Q. You guys want to here a joke? Kids: Yeah! A. Women's rights

Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to the other side.

what electronic vegetable sits in a chair? stephen hawking

Wuy are Kenyans so fast? Because due to variations in evolution, people from that part of the world have a better muscle build to run at higher speeds than equally trained athletes from other parts of the world.

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