- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What does the cookie monster and the blue man group have in common? They are both homosexually active

Yo mama so fat she went on a diet and steadily lost wait

Your momma's so fat, she has just been diagnosed with Chronic renal failure.

whats difference between womens rights now and 10 years ago? nothing, they are both just lies men tell women to make them feel good.

Why was the girl crying on the busy street? She was naked.

Why did Sally fall off the swing? Someone threw a fridge at her

What's the difference between a black man and a park bench? The bench can support a family of 4?

Why wasn't 7 afraid of 6? Numbers are numbers and therefore incapable of feeling any emotion.

Roses are red, Violets are blue, Where is the bathroom, I need to go poo.

a seal walks into a club.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because it's drivers license had been revoked for all of it's DWI's.

Why did Johnny fall off of the swing? The swing was defective. Knock, knock. Who's there? Johnny's lawyer.

We have come to the United States in search of a just, and profitable land, but we have found a place of bigots and racists.

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? Because it was dead.

I have a dig bick . . . . . You have a dirty mind.

Knock Knock! Who is there? I am the milkman and I have your milk.

what's worse than a joke about the holocaust? the holocaust.

Q: Why can't you give Elsa a balloon? A: Because she is a fictional character.

Why is Adam saying numbers? He is a maths teacher.

A horse walks into a bar and the bartender says, "Not again!"

Andi: I have a great knock-knock joke, but you need to start it. Jake: Okay...Knock-knock! Andi: Who's there? Jake: ...

Man walks into a hotel on Friday, Stays for three days and leaves on Friday. How is this possible? A. His horses name was Friday

Why can't Helen Keller drive? Because she's dead.

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