Roses are red, Violets are blue, Some poems rhyme, This one doesn't.

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My mom so fat, when she jumps gravity pushed her away from the ground

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Knock knock? Who's there? Set up. Set up who? Punch line!

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Why did Bob fall over? He was impaled by a narwhal. -BG

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A black man goes outside to shoot some hoops. He misses all of them because not all blacks are good at basketball.

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I was strolling along the countryside and saw 2 niiggers peacefully hanging from a tree

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Moo! I'm a goat!

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Why did the boy have a rash? He didn't, it was a birthmark.

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What's black, white, and red all over A penguin in a blender

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Why was Sally crying? Because she had a frog stapled to her face.

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Why didn't little Billy's parents get him the new toy he wanted? Little Billy's parents are dead.

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What happened to truck full of watermelons careening down the hill? After panicking, the driver was able to gain composure, and shifting the truck into a lower gear, was able to deliver the track safely to the side of the road at the bottom of the ill, where he sat down alongside of the road under the shade of an apple tree, sucking on delicious watermelon.

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why did the giraffe cross the road? because my dad and his "fishing buddies" are having another "meeting" in the basement. I hear weird noises, and I haven't seen my little sister in weeks, since the last "meeting." Dad said she went to a special camp for little girls. I hear horrible noises.

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The sentence below is an anti-joke.

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Q:What does a black guy say when you steal his fried chicken right in front of him? A:"please restrain from taking food that does not belong to you. If you had kindly asked i would have kindly given you some, and right in front of me too! In all my life I've never seen such rudeness and i grew up in the Bronx."

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a man walks into a bar he has a few drinks and announces to his friends that hes driving home, dave (one of his friends) tells him that its a bad idea and takes his keys off of him until the next day.

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What do you call two grown Mexican men playing tennis? Two adults showcasing their talent in a friendly game of tennis.

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Adam Thomas is homosexual

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A man walked into a bar. He bought a pint.

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Did you here about the Asian couple who had a stupid baby? They named him Sum Ting Wong

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Where do the biggest potatoes grow? the ground.

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Dance is a sport

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what do you call a man that has a terminal illness and is named James - James

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homosexuals are gay

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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