How does a man with no arms and legs get to your door. After asking his name please help us out with this question

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Im Harold Camping.... and i enjoy scaring the shit out of you

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LIKE FOR GANGNAM STYLE. DISLIKE FOR JUSTIN BIEBER LETS SEE WHO WINS

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Because you were observing it, thus changing its quantum state and making it decide to cross.

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What did the elephant say to the poacher? Answer: Dear God in heaven, please don't kill me for my ivory.

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What is Lady Gaga's real name? Who the crap knows?

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What do you do when you eat a loaf of bread? You throw it up because your brother made it

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Why did the fall off the building? ... because I pushed her

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I going to the kitchen to make a #sandwich.....oh wait this isn't twitter

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Q: What's the difference between black and white? A: A lot...

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roses are red violets are blue , but i would't know that because u never bring me flowers, you bastard .

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I grunt when I poop.

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wanna hear a joke? i dont

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If life hands you lemons, take them they taste good

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Slow and steady wins the race, But only in some cases. Mostly never.

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friends are like snowflakes. if you piss on them they go away

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Knock, knock! Who's there?! Your Mom! Your Mom who? No really. Let me in.

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When Chuck Norris moved into a new house he decide to renovate because he didn't like the staircase.

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Guess what. Butts. www.youtube.com/c/LouisGames www.twitch.tv/KiLM_Ghostz

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How did the 8 year old child die? He was raped at the age of 7 and given the STD of AIDS. His clock then started as his family weaped his final days of his life.

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Why did the book fly to Cambodia? It was on a plane that was delivering educational material to third world countries to enhance their schools and increase their literacy.

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Why did jimmy fall off the swing? He had no arms or legs Knock knock Who's there? Not jimmy

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how do u get to your favorite chinese restaurant? wok.

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my mom texted me telling me that my dog died... then she texted me the letters LOL... i texted back asking wat was funny!? she thought it ment 'lots of love' :p

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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