Who hacks darts? • Jack Nolan aka Bowlbot 300 J-Bowls

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Q: What's your dog's name ? A: Dog. Q: What's your cat's name ? A: Cat. Q: What's your dick's name A: Pinky

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why do gingers have no friends? They are non sentient stems that are simply not capable of interacting with intellectual humans

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Why did the black man shoot the white guy? the white man was about to hurt the black mans family.

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how come timmy didnt brush his teeth he didnt have a toothbrush

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What's the best time to visit a dentist? Generally every six months or so.

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Knock knock Who's there? The Gestapo, time to go to Auschwitz.

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Once upon a time, A lonely man was living in the woods. He died of exhaustion, dehydration, starvation, and bacterial infection. The end. Once upon a time, Another lonely man was living in the woods. He built a house, made a well, made a farm, got married, had kids, and had a wonderful life. The end.

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whats long ,hard and full of sea men ? a sumureen

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why couldn't the boy use the computer He could i meant could

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Roses are red, Violets are blue, Some poems rhyme, This one doesn't.

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why was the black man wearing a ski mask? he was skiing.

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Is this the krusty Crab? No you idiot this is a phone!!!!!

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There was an old lady from Ealing Who had a peculiar feeling She lay on her back Opened her crack And pissed all over the ceiling The old lady then lay in her own waste for over two weeks due to neglect by uncaring nursing home staff. Six months later, a hidden camera documentary on underperforming care homes exposed the abuse and neglect and the old lady went to live with her son and his family. In the early hours of May 14th 2011, the whole family were killed in a house fire that gutted the home and saw fires spread to neighbouring houses. Firefighters say the blaze originated in the spare room and was caused by exposed wiring on an electrical blanket. Forensic experts said that the repeated urination on the blanket would likely corrode the wiring due to the acidic content of urine.

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What do you get when you cross an elephant and a rhino? A one-way ticket to Hell for messing with God's creations, you heathen!

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What's worse than getting a fly stuck up your nose? Been alone in a hospital room with Jimmy Saville.

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A horse walks into a bar. The bartender says, "Why the long face?" The horse then precedes to beat the bartender voraciously for making fun of his religion.

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How many flies does it take to screw in a light bulb? Two, but the real question is why there are two flies having sex inside a light bulb.

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Why do girls wear makeup and perfume? Because they are ugly and they stink.

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Q. What's better then a baby in a microwave? A. What the hell is wrong with you? Did your parents not love you enough when you were born? Everything is worse then a baby in a microwave! Besides the felony charges it is extremely wrong! Your going to hell.

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Why is Helen Keller a bad driver? Because she is blind.

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Q: How do you break into your own house? A:You don't....thats ridiculous(:

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why did bob hit Jim Because bob didn't like Jim

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800 people died last year. end of story

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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