What did the three blind mice say to the priest? I'm blind :(

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Rebecca Black.

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What is red, blue, green, and pink, tie died, and alive? Nothing.

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What ended my last relationship? Oncoming traffic.

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A guy walks into a bar and says 'Ow!'

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how do you get a happy man to stop smiling? hit him in the face repeatedly untill he is dead.

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If video games were peaceful. Man! You are so strait! That was so good man! GG.

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What do you call a swimming pool full of black people? A family enjoying their holiday.

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a burglar walks in a house the alarm goes off and the police come

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Hi

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Why did the fridge fall off its bike? Because someone threw a little girl at it.

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what did the addidas sign say to the nike sign? I'm all in

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How dou you find the population of mexico? Take a census....... By throwing a dime in the street!

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The original Moral Man has left Horsehead network, but I will keep monitoring this section for like 3 hours... Then probably never again on this shit site it barely works ffs! Moral: "Turn every stone, and you might find a penny, turn every penny and you might find a stone that stone is in our shoe, kick it away, crush it, destroy it"

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politically correct!

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Q: Why was the boy so sad? A: His parents were just killed in a car wreck, therefore orphaning him and his five brothers and sisters and leaving them with no money, food, or shelter due to lack of steady income and the fact that their house had been foreclosed on.

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Q: what's red, green and goes over 100 miles per hour? A: a frog in a blender

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what do you say to the preacher when he walks into church? i dont fu***** know, im jewish.

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What do you call a man with a gun? An accident waiting to happen.

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Why was Six afraid of Seven. Seven was in a horrible car accident recently and became very disfigured. He didn't tell Six, so the initial shock of seeing him for the first time was quite jarring for Six. Seven has had multiple surgeries since and, once the swelling recedes, he should look much better. It will still hurt for him to chew though.

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rocky is staring at us from outside...

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How many squirrels does it take to change a light bulb? As they can't find any, they are just squirrels, they can not asist little timmy choking on the lightbulb rolling around on the floor.

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There was an apartment. At the bottom level lived a white family, The 2nd level, there was a mexican family, and the 3rd level, there was a Black family. Someone blew up the apartment with a bomb, WHO SURVIVED? The white family, because the parent were at work and the kids were at school.

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Q: IMAGINE that your in a heart racing battle with a huge grizzly bear when suddenly a bird picks you up and carries you to china and leaves you on the adge of a cliff which then you are chased by warriors and are forced to jump off the edge. What do you do? A: Wake up

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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