HOLY SHIT!!!!

Have you seen Stevie Wonder's new house? No Neither has Stevie

There were two men 1 says "hey stupid" and the other man says "Yeah"

how many dead babies fit in a bathtub 16

Me: What's the difference between a zebra and a slice of cheese? You: I don't know Me: Me neither

Why did Suzie fall off the swing? Because she had no arms. Knock knock. Who's there? Doesn't matter get in the van.

What's worse than a mentally retarded boy screaming in your ear while your sitting in the waiting room at the doctors? 2 retarded boys screaming in your ears while your sitting in the waiting room at the doctors.

Where did grandpa go for his birthday The morgue.

Why is the fat kid on the ground crying? Because I hit him with a shovel

Why was the black man in prison? He was wrongly accused of a felony and the jury by whom he was tried was largely racist.

How can you kill someone who looks like a squirrel? With an bomb. That would kill most people.

women's rights

whats black and white? Micheal Jackson. - Avery Vartanian

a black guy a white guy and a spanish guy walk into a bar, after they left the bar they became good friends despite thier differences.

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So a person asked a blonde in America which was closer: the Moon or Canada? The blonde responded "Canada"

what did the dirty homeless girl get for Christmas -A DILDO

Why did the white guy sit on the toilet? So he could take a poop.

What do you call 4 black men in a BMW? Successful Businessmen.

what happened to the girl that didn't forward the threatening chain text to ten people? nothing.

What does a nun and a hat have in common? Size

How many blondes can you fit in a car? About 5 if you lift the arm rest.

Roses are blue, Violets are red, I have down syndrome, my favorite color is potato

Why are lizards broke? Because they run around the desert with no money...

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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