What did the boy with cancer get for Christmas? A Coffin.

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Why didnt little Timmy come home? He was abducted into slavery.

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What's worse then finding a worm in your apple ? Finding out your apple is rotten on top of that.

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So you into art? You been to Louvre by the way?

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But who would want to sell us out and why?

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A bunch of kids are in a treehouse. The treehouse falls out of the tree and kills everyone in the treehouse and the two little girls playing underneath. It was sad.

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How do people from Indian Hill laugh? Like an Indian, huh, huh, huh!

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A bear goes to target, soon after animal control came and put it in a nearby zoo

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Why wouldn't the baby boy stop crying when the babysitter was in the room? Because he put cigarettes out on him.

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What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Finding a dog in your apple

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Why do vampires drink blood? Maybe if they existed you could ask one.

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Your mother lives so loosely that she has several terminal diseases and only has 3 weeks to live.

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What do you call a black man with a PhD.? A Doctor! What are you, racist?

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How do you kill a black man? feed him mayonase

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who cares wats behind the green class door people cant be in it

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Why did the chines were sunglasses? It was sunny.

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What do you get when you cross a dead monkey, a chair fitted with wheels for use as a means of transport by a person, Isaac Newton & the creator of the website? Stephen Hawking.

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Is it normal to eat breakfastr in the morning? Yes By Logan in South Dakota

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Why Jimmy doesn't listen to his mother? Because he's deaf

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Jesus walks into a hotel, slams four nails down on the counter, and says, "Put me up for the night!" The concierge looks at him and says, "You're not Jesus. Jesus was brutally murdered approximately 1,970 years ago. And although I may not be a believer, his teachings have brought comfort and solace to millions of people around the world. Nor do we accept nails as payment. Please remove yourself from the premises or I will call security."

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Knock knock! Who's there? Dave. Dave who? Dave Smith. Oh, hey Dave. Come in.

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bar man a walks a into...DYSLEXIA IS NOT FUNNY.

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You're so black that other black people make fun of how black you are.

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Anti Joke

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