what do you get when you use heroin aids.

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How I seem math word problems Scenario: 2 astronauts kayaking in the Sahara desert Question: How many pancakes does it take to shingle a doghouse Answer: Purple, because ice cream has no bones

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how did the doctors try to cure stephen hawking? turn him off then back on again

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how did Andrew meet adele He was working as a stableboy

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What's the worst part of being raped by a unicorn? Being sentenced to a life of shame and humiliation.

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cats, swimming, northpole ,sky, park , tree , bench, anti joke. shut up you have a skin disease!

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Did you hear about Osama Bin Laden? Well, he's dead.

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Feminism

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Yo mamas so fat she weighs more than other people

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A man makes a sandwich.

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What did God say when he saw the first black man? What a wonderful creation I have made.

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Why didn't the sperm cell cross the road? It died from the intense heat.

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why are black people good at basketball cuz their tall

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What is worse than finding a worm in your apple? Finding half a worm What is worse than finding half a worm in your apple? Finding chuck norris Whats worse than finding your girlfriend has a bigger Slong than you? Getting raped with a cheese grater. Whats worse than all of these? Being black Sadly im black :( -Jordan M

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Why did the dog get arrested? He didn't the people responsible for causing the dog fight got arrested for animal abuse.

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Why did Sally fall off the swing? Someone dropped a refrigerator on her. Knock, knock. Who's there? Not Sally.

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What did the fat girl use on Wii Fit? Cheat Codes.

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What's long and hard on a black man? Second Grade

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Tic tac toe. I never met my father

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Whats the difference between a prostitute and crack dealer? One sells addicting drugs, while the other exploits her vagina for money. Either way, they're both illegal.

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Your mother is so fat, that if she had 8 clones of her, they would probably not be able to stand in the elevator together due to the maximum capacity, and safety hazard.

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A bear walks into a bar, and says "I would like a pint of..........beer." The bar tender asked "why the long pause?" The bear replies "I think I just had a stroke."

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A chicken decides to cross a road. Unfortunately it gets ran over and does. The end.

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How do you wake up a black man? You stab him in the thigh.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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