Where did grandpa go for his birthday The morgue.

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women's rights

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Why is the fat kid on the ground crying? Because I hit him with a shovel

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HOLY SHIT!!!!

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I'm a necrophiliac. Keep watch over your dead friends... ;)

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What did the Ginger get for Christmas? A: a soul

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what happened to the girl that didn't forward the threatening chain text to ten people? nothing.

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What does a nun and a hat have in common? Size

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what did the dirty homeless girl get for Christmas -A DILDO

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So a person asked a blonde in America which was closer: the Moon or Canada? The blonde responded "Canada"

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a black guy a white guy and a spanish guy walk into a bar, after they left the bar they became good friends despite thier differences.

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whats black and white? Micheal Jackson. - Avery Vartanian

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What do you call 4 black men in a BMW? Successful Businessmen.

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Why did the white guy sit on the toilet? So he could take a poop.

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What's a stupid joke on anti-joke? One that involves a random number with absolutely no meaning

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Why are lizards broke? Because they run around the desert with no money...

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Roses are blue, Violets are red, I have down syndrome, my favorite color is potato

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Gary: Stick your tongue out and say "I live in a pirate ship" Bruce: *sticks tongue out* "I lib inna pile of shiiit."

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What's the difference between a watermelon and a dead black person? There aren't 50 watermelons buried in my backyard.

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What did the fat man eat for breakfast? Nothing, he died of heart failure in the night.

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what did one gagged man say to the other gagged man? nothing he was gagged

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If dropped from the same height, which hits the ground first an apple or a baby? the apple because the baby has a rope tied around its neck

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Why was the dyslexic cowboy crying when he came into school that day? He had chronic diarrhea.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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