- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Hey how was your audition?" "yeah really good, I got in...

What's the difference between you and a sick duck? I forget the rest but your mother's a whore.

Why was the baseball player happy? He got married.

Yes, I'll have the cordon bleu, see voo play.

A man took a police officers gun and threw it at a baby in a stroller. He went to jail.

Hey did you see Helen Keller's dress? No, she's dead.

A dyslexic man hears a joke, and laffs.

Did you hear the one about the man who went into the jungle wearing nothing but leopard print underwear? He was suffering from psychogenic fugue disorder and had no idea who or where he was. He was eventually eaten alive by a flesh-eating centipede. When his wife found out, she committed suicide.

Why was the Mexican in pain? Someone hit him with a frying pan 5 times across the face.

Q: yugdyijgdripgdghd A: sorry I'm retarted. I don't know wtf I'm doin

What is black and white and red all over? Micheal Jackson being torchured

How did the Jewish husband and stay together forever? They didn't. They ended up in divorce like 50% of all other married couples due to irreconcilable differences.

OOOOPPS /

Does that doctor take insurance? No, the receptionist takes the insurance, the doctor takes your blood... Well actually, the nurse does that.

Why did the plane crash? Because the pilot was a loaf of bread.

Why are you late? Sorry, I would have been here sooner, only I wasn't.

You: Ask me if I like lasagna. Them: Do you like lasagna? You: No.

how much does a pirate pay for an earing? $2.50

An irish man walks into a bar. He drinks responsibly, and leaves shortly afterward.

Why is 5 the best number? Because it's alive!

knock knock who's there? doorbell repairman

What's for dinner tonight? Your mom's vagina.

Why Didn't The Teenager Bring His Report Card Home to His Parents? Because He Was Murdered By Thugs Walking Home From School.

Why did the little girl fall off the swing? She didn't have any arms.

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