Why did Brooke go to the bathroom? She had to pee

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Q: what's the difference between a young, geeky kid living in Wisconsin's basketball and Yao Ming's basketball? A: young, geeky kids cannot live in Wisconsin's basketball. Wisconsin is a state, and states cannot own objects because they aren't sentient beings. And Yao Ming's basketball... is just a regular basketball that happens to be owned by Yao Ming.

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nobody move, or i'll kill myself, then her!

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What's as hard as rock and as light as a feather? Any object in the space, once the lack of gravity makes atoms to have not weight, since mass x gravity equals to weight.

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Whats two plus two? Miles

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What do you call an African American who flies a plane? A Pilot

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Why did then plane crash? The pilot was a loaf of bread.

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Why did the Monkey Fall out of the tree? ..It was dead..

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How did the boy break his hand? He slammed it in a car door.

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What's little and very sad? A 5-year old locked in a cage.

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How many Jews does it take to screw in a lightbulb? -None, they will pay for somebody else to do it

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I'm a little teapot, short and stout. Here is my handle, here is my spout. When I get all steamed up here me shout: Absolutely nothing because I'm a teapot you maniacal psychopath.

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Jimmy clenches his fist, a crack his heard. Jimmy begins to cry knowing his arthritis has gotten worse.

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What's worse than getting a flat tire on a date? getting one while rushing your dying grandfather to the hospital.

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Why did the little boy drop his ice cream? Because he accidently dropped it.

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-Whats not funny and has wheels? >What? -The Holocaust... I was lying about the wheels

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What is yellow and Bear Grills has drunk on National Television. ...Lemonade.

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2 men walk into a bar. 3 come out

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what does a squid and a worm have in commen they both are animals

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A blind man walks into a bar. But he wasn't hurt badly and continued on his way.

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Why did the woman fall off her bike?? Because someone threw a fridge at her!!!!!!

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what duz 69 mean? its a number duhhhhhhh

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What do you get when you cross a cat and a dog? an email from PETA

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What did the suspicious Hunchback say? I've got a hunch.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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