What did james say on his bitrhday? There was no birthday because he was aborted but he said ''crunch'' anyway

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KENYAN HEALTHCARE kenyan water kenyan aids-free kenyan we dont have flies around us

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Chickens don't have the cognitive capacity to reason. So you'd never know

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Bible Fact0idz: "Something Drink my blood and consume my flesh and live forever something" Jesus- dead age 30something alcoholism liver problems and diabeetus at time of death, crucified and not been seen since, return pending? Classified Alcoholic. Moral: "YOU CANT HANDLE THE TRUTH!"

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What do communists and strawberries have in common? You can eat them.

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Roses are red Violets are blue The other color on our flag is white I'm an American and rhyming doesn't matter

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How many people are in the world? More than one. -David Papile

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What's the difference between a gay and a homo?...........WTF I DON'T KNOW!?!?!?!?

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VaginaBoob ^.^

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Why did the orphans kill timmy? timmy said a your mom joke.

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Q #1: Why did Sally fall off the swings? A #1: She has no arms. Q #2: Knock Knock Who's There? Not Sally.

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Many men trespass on my property to taste my milk based beverages. They insist that it's quality is superior to yours. I could teach you how to make such milk based beverages, but I would have to levy a fee.

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Jebron Lames.

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What happened to my sunglasses?

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A man is walking down the beach and he spots an antique looking lamp in the sand, he picks it up and rubs it. Nothing happens and the man begins to cry realizing that his life is so dismal and pathetic he was ready to believe he had found a magic lamp. He proceeds to run into the water and bash himself senseless with a large rock until he passes out and drowns.

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Why couldn't Sophie brush her hair? She had leukemia

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What would a gay, transgender, mexican man say to another? We could have butt sex.

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Two men walk into a bar. You would think the second man would have seen it. Made by Bobbie Pummel

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Why is 6 afraid of 7. Because 7 is a registered sex offender.

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Why are you looking here? The joke's in your hand.

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Why was the little boy crying? Because a stranger shoved explosives up his butthole.

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Patty cake. Which was a pretty funny catchthingie.

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Roses are Blue, Europe is Yellow. I suck at poems, Refridgerator

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Three men walked into a bar. Despite the fact that the bar was not an oblong piece of solid material as many would assume, the men entered through the tavern door simultaneously and found it most uncomfortable and awkward to be squished up against each other for several moments.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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