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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What is the answer to the question of life? Over 9000

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A boy is eating with his family. A man in the next booth tells him "You are very handsome and you will be a movie star when you grow up." Then the man leaves. On the way out, the boy's mom says "You know he was drunk, right?"

What do you get when you cross a leopard with a camel? Sacked from the zoo.

-Knock Knock -Who's there? -Dave. -Dave who? -Orange you glad I didn't say banana?

Why couldn't the little pirate see the movie? He was busy

what does the muslim guy say in a very busy metro station? jaallalalalalalalalla BAM

A man and his friend go hunting,one falls in a hole and appears dead. The friend calls 911 and asks what to do, the operator says ok first we need to make sure he's dead. The friend checks his pulse and finds out he is living, then an ambulance is sent and the hunter lives with minor injuries.

What group of people do the police target? Criminals.

whats black and white? Micheal Jackson. - Avery Vartanian

Whats the difference between a loser and a winner there places

A man walked into a bar. He got a head trauma and committed suicide.

what happened when the boy jumped? he landed

Why couldn't the mexican buy a boat? Because he couldn't afford it

Roses are red Violets are blue Charcoal is black and so is my neighbor

What do grizzly bears and people have in common? Neither can survive in outer space, due to depressurization, lack of oxygen, and absence of basic survival needs.

Q.what is worse than finding a worm in your apple? A.finding two worms.

What do you call a man who has been run over by a car? An Ambulance

You've been in robotics too long if you start talking to your tools. You've been in there way too long if they start talking back!

A blind man jumped out of the way as a car ran through the red light at a one way street.

Rick Santorum 2012

A rabbit crosses a road... To be continued

What's worse than an anti-joke about an anti-joke? The Holocaust

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