What's do you call a prostitute in a hospital? A concerned parent.

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what do you call a black who stabbed your entire family? it all depends on what his name happens to be

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You are the most beautiful person in the world.

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What is 1 inch long and eats everyone in it's way .... my pet fish

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Why did the frog cross the street? To make babies

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do you have a pen i can borrow? yeah, here.

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Why did Jimmy eat the apple? Because he was obese and needed to eat healthy because his doctor suggested it.

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How many dead babies does it take to paint a wall? I don't know but you're a sick person even thinking about it.

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What do you call a homosexuall man? Homosexuall man.

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What do you call a black man eating fried chicken? A black man eating fried chicken.

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Why did the first koala fall off the tree? He Died Why did the second koala fall off the tree? He was stapled the the first koala

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You can tell I have many friends because I got them to like this.

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Je veux avoir des relations sexuelles avec toi.

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What do silly people in a monastery say? stop munkying around.

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Your mom is such a slut that your dad didn't even ask her if you were his biological child and raised you as if you were, regardless of what the dna results may suggest.

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Koalas mum is a slut

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Three french men are in the car wearing sombreros. They're trying to get to Disney World.

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Why did the giant frog attack the party goers with a ballistic missile? oh where tos tart...it's, just such a long story, I don't really know where to begin, in fact it's probably better if you just take my word for it, no need to go into details. we just don't have time for that now.

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A duck walks into a restraunt and sit's down at it's table. The waiter asks what the duck would like to eat. The duck says "I'd like a tasty, healthy meal that will help me lose weight." The waiter says "How about the rocket salad?" So, the duck orders a rocket salad, eat's it, pays his bill, and leaves.

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How do you fit four gay on a bar stool? Divide the given space into fourths and convince them to share it accordingly. However, due to the fact that bar stools are significantly smaller than the average chair, and the likelihood that the bar has the resources to provide chairs for all of their customers, it would be highly unlikely that the men would choose be remain seated in such an inconvenient manner.

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What happened to the baby bird? It fell out the nest

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Roses are Red, Violets are Blue, I have five fingers, When will you put the ring on the one NEXT to the middle one? Never?! F you.

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In mediavel times :A Jew rapes his mom.... He is promptly taken out of society and thrown into a lions den due to his act of imortality.

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I'm on a seafood diet. It consists of prawns and tuna.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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