- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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How many pancakes does it take to build a doghouse? Pancakes are not a feasible material with which to build a doghouse.

So I was making love to my cat the other day, and my pet dog comes in.

why did it take the black man 1.5 hours to get out of a movie theater? he wanted to patiently wait for the movie to end.

Whats the difference between cake and dead babies? Cakes make people happy while dead babies are a sad and disturbing sight to see.

What was the old man doing in the parking lot. Looking for a place to park his car

Why is 3 less than 4? To get to the other side

What is white and can't climb trees? Powdered sugar.

Why couldn't little Timmy turn in his homework? Because on the way to school little Timmy was hit by a bus

Q: What do you call men at sea? A: Sailors

what's worse than finding a worm in your apple? when people don't understand the concept of anti-jokes and post real jokes

how did the blonde get a concussion? she didnt see the pole in front of her.

How many illegal immigrants does it take to screw in a lightbulb? Illegal immigrants don't use lights, they'd get caught. Dumbass.

Billy: Why do pirates say rrrrr? Mark: I don't know, I'm not a pirate.

a boy with asperges asked me a question today he asked me again and again because he has asperges

On a scale from 1-10, what is your favorite color of the alphabet?

Why did the road cross the chicken? The 2 nouns in the sentence has been switched.

"Why the long face?" The bartender asked. "I was born with a severe cleft palette and a jaw deformity. The surgery lets me eat and drink but my parents couldn't afford the cosmetic part of the surgery, the scarring got worse as I grew older. Can I have a beer please?" I replied.

What did the boy with no arms or legs get for christmas? I don't know, he couldn't open the presents.

Donkey lips

Man walks in the bar then buys a drink

I would have made you laugh, but that is not the point is it? Moral: What do you expect from the 4th most pointless invention?

Why does Michael Jackson like twenty eight year olds? Michael Jackson is dead.

Why didn't the black man get the scholarship? Because he didn't apply for it.

What do you call a Black Priest? His title would probably be Reverend, and then his last name after it.

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