- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Three men walked into a bar. Despite the fact that the bar was not an oblong piece of solid material as many would assume, the men entered through the tavern door simultaneously and found it most uncomfortable and awkward to be squished up against each other for several moments.

What is the difference between a duck? A motorcycle because vests don't have sleeves.

Wait what? I did not type that!

What did the doctor say to the other doctor? She is a goner.

why are you reading this? You are bored out of your mind and don't want to do you're homework. and now that you read this, you will realize what you're doing and will now get back to work.

What do you call a black person who can't see? Blind

Do you know how to forget? No. Me either, I forgot.

Knock Knock .....................Oh it was just the TV

Well that explains a lot, thank you.

Someone stopped playing Skyrim.

I had an Anti-joke but i forgot it.

What happens, when you give a blonde a Computer? She uses it like any other person because her haircolor has nothing to do with her Intelligence

What did the woman do when her husband told her to make him a sandwich? She made him a sandwich promptly.

silly rabbit trix are for kids and jews

how big is a black mans penis? idk ask his wife

What did the old man say to kid who was begging to his mommy? Shut up.

An alcoholic walks into a bar, but then realises he's ruining his family so he calls the rehab

laughter is the best medicine, unless you have cancer...you will die

A girl accidentally clicks on an advertisement while on anti-jokes.com, the girl silently curses and quickly presses the back button.

Knock, Knock Who's there? Orange That's impossible because orange's can't talk. Oh. It's Jim, I need to borrow your lawnmower.

how do women get from the kitchen to the bedroom? they walk there.

roses are red violets are blue i have candy im about to rape you

Why couldn't Timmy ride his bike? He didn't have a bike, his family was very poor and did have much money. Therefore a bike for Timmy was the last of their concerns.

Abbie im pretty sure your birth certificate is an apology from the condom factory

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