- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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How many men does it take to change a light bulb? One.

Why didn't Superman save the people from 9/11? Because he was a quadriplegic.

What's white, wet, and sticky? A tissue that I just blew my nose with.

Why did the man go to the doctors? He was concerned about his health.

What did Helen Keller name her pet dog? dfhiwueghweigw

Two octopuses are swimming in the ocean. Suddenly a scuba diver spots one of the octopus. The octopus looks at the human and swims away.

Why did the dyslexic chicken cross the toad? Because the toad mocked his dyslexia, and the chicken does not tolerate rude bastard toads.

You are a special guy, and I mean that in a really sweet way, but a retard no. Synapses, tell me more please.

Help, this is an urgent message from the S.S. Obesity. We're sinking; I can't imagine why.

Knock Knock! whos there? Me! I kill you!

What did the cat say when it stepped in poo? Meow.

A obese woman, a anorexic woman and a average weight woman sit down to eat. They all have a good time.

How do you teach a kid to ski you strap it to the back of a polar bear

If you were a cactus, why?

If you eat a brussel sprouts-and-ketchup sundae, your tastebuds will likely turn purple and move to France, where people don't eat brussel sprouts-and-ketchup sundaes.

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Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? Because it was dead.

What did the man say while he was in surgery? Nothing, he was in surgery.

I went to work Got paid, Then came home.

how did the ant die? i stepped on it

What is black and blue, with nothing to do? The prostitute in my basement.

How do you confuse a conspiracy theorist? Tell them the government is not real.

What do you get when you post the same thing a million times? Hate

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