What happens when you mix bath salts, marijiuana, and crack cocaine and proceed to inject it into your body in some manner? You have one of the biggest trips of your life in which it will ware off and you will proceed with your life

whats worse than god meaner than the devil. the poor have it the rich need it nothing

What's better than winning the Special Olympics? Walking.

People...

Q: What is the leading cause of pedophilia? A: Sexy children.

Knock knock Who's there? Hi I'm John from the jehovah witness society down the street and I'd love to talk to you about your beliefs! Would you like a pamphlet?

What eats grass and goes MMMMOOOOOOO? A weird person that likes to eat grass and MMMMOOOOOOO

I ounce had a parrot it talked buy never said im hungry so it died

Why did the woman drop her keys? She was being raped.

what did the black man say to the white girl? He respectfully asked her out on a date and theyve been happily dateing ever since.

A black man walks into a bar. The barman says 'We don't serve your kind here'. The man leaves and goes to a nearby bar that doesn't have racist staff.

What Do You Call a Black Man With a Gun?? A Cop

If you could eliminate one thing in your life, what would it be ? My ex.

What's greasier than a baby? A burger

Yo mama's so poor, she doesn't have a lot of money.

I work at jcpenny

what did one lady say to another lady we are both ladies

Have you seen the newest starwars? What movie? I mean that episode where stars fight... Will Smith vs Keanu Reeves? I am talking about the stars in the sky firing at each other! You know, those star pilots on planes... Flown by Will Smith and Keanu Reeves? BOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOM! (You heard that one in your head)

What did the jewish boy get for Christmas? Nothing.

How do you get a clown to shut up? Hit him in the face with an axe

How do you get a clown off a swing? Hit him with an ax.

I am pleased and honored to hear you speak that beautifully straight from your heart Nero, you are without equal, unmatched. And he who is unmatched, also stands alone.

Why did Chuck Norris fall of the cliff? Because he was pushed.

GAWS SI EKOJITNA

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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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