And the guy who played Trapper John on MASH wins the coveted 'Last Famous TV Person to Die in 2015' award!!! Woooooooo!!!!

What do you get when you combine a potato and an apple? A nice Apple Potato Souffle...

How high is a Chinaman

What did the boy with no mom get for Christmas? He was beaten by his drunken and abusive father.

knock know. who there?.............. whose there?.........whose there!?!?! damn kids

your mother is so fat, she possesses her own orbit

Man walks into a bar, Has a few drinks and goes home.

When do you know when to stop making anti- jokes? when your done with your joke and click submit.

What is worse than menopause? Falling down the stairs breaking your next....

What's the difference between a guitar and a fish? Fish are living organisms and guitars are instruments used for people's entertainment

What do you call a mix between a mexican and a octopus? Actually, at this moment in time it is physically and morrally impossible to do such a thing. Scientists have yet to find a way to split the genes and create a cross species. lol jk its called a moctapus.

What do you get when you cross drugs with a bathtub? Whitney Houston's worst nightmare

Womans baksetball...

Who job is it to protect the forest? Obiously a male and/or female forest ranger of smokey the bear. It's that simple.

On the next line im going to write a joke: George W. Bush

Knock knock Who’s there? Knock knock Knock knock who? Knock knock

Is everything funnier when u have a vagina.

What did the Jewish man get for Christmas? Jews don't celebrate Christmas, therefore nothing

How are you doing today? I'm fine...Except for the rape.

Knock knock

Q: Why did the man cross the road? A: Cause he felt like it.

Why did the boy throw the clock out of the window? Because it was broken.

Whats 9 + 10? 19.

what did the guy say before he went to kill the other guy? Im killing you

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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