- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Two muffins are cooking in the oven, they say nothing to one another as muffins can't talk

A special needs student walks into a girls change room, and is then escorted out unaware that what he did was socially unacceptable.

Whats the difference between a mexican and a bench? a mexican is human being, and has no simalarities to an average day wooden bench.

What happened to the convict on death row? He died

A plane carrying an Englishman, an Irishman, and a Scotsman is destined to crash unless some weight is lost. First they drop the spare engine, but there is still too much weight. Then they drop the luggage, but still there is too much weight. All three men jump out, and the plane crashes anyway.

What do you call a guitar with only one string? A guitar.

What did one hand say to the other? Nothing, you fool, hands don't talk.

Why didn't the hispanic muslim woman vote for Donald Trump in the 2016 primaries? Because she lives in Connecticut where the primaries have not yet taken place.

What did the woman get for Christmas? Cooking oil and a black eye.

Alright alright... But you gotta promise to call me then

What's brown and sticky? A black man's dick after raping you.

Why did the chicken commit suicide? To get to the other side.

knock knock whos there? i dont know arent you supposed to get the door?

Look at the statement immediately below. Look at the statement immediately above. Hahaha! You cannot read this text! Therefore, the following joke fails to qualify as a joke and is therefore an anti-joke by virtue of constitution: Yo mama!

She look like Ms. Universe and I'm bout to be in that black hole

Three black men get out of a taxy. They split the bill evenly and get on with their day... By Wade

What do 10 dead babies in a blender sound like? Idk because I was too busy masturbating.

What do you call two gay black men in one sleeping bag? There names

What do you call a praying mantis at your door step? a Jehovah Witness

Is your refrigerator running. Yes. Good, then I don't need to call an electrician.

Ask me if i am a tree? "Are you a tree" No.

How do you make a black plumber cry? - kill his whole family

Cover myself in Vaseline and cry in the dark for 4, maybe 5 hours with or without a wooden splintery dildo in my arse..”

Why was Samantha crying? Because her hair got stuck in a fan.

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