- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What's the difference between a watermelon and a dead black person? There aren't 50 watermelons buried in my backyard.

Gary: Stick your tongue out and say "I live in a pirate ship" Bruce: sticks tongue out "I lib inna pile of shiiit."

Why are lizards broke? Because they run around the desert with no money...

chuck norris once kicked a man verry hard that man proceded to lose contiosness and chuck norris was disqualified from the martial arts compatition

Why was six afraid of seven? Because seven was a sociopathic murderer.

Roses are red, Violets are blue, Tulips can be of multiple colors.

Knock knock Who's there Your Mother Come in

What's worse than an actual joke on anti-joke.com? Many things. Considering this is only one website among millions on the internet, and it really has no effect on what happens in the world, it really isn't a big deal in the grand scheme of life.

Do you know why Justin Bieber is so successful? Because he is a talented dancer-singer who was lucky enough to be discovered by pop music icon Usher.

Why did the Indian homosexual shoot his dog? Because it was old

why did the Chinese man fail the driving test because he had no previous driving experience and wasn't prepared for the test

Why did the boy not answer his mums call? because he was dead

I scream, you scream, we all scream for shit

like if u think princess kenny is the fairest maiden in all the land. if u dont, disregard this message.

What's the difference between Jam and Jelly? You can't Jelly your dick into your girlfriend's ass.

Why did little jimmy fall of the playground? He was blind and wasn't aware of his surroundings

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Q) How many boring people does it take to screw in a light bulb? A) One

What did the horse say to the man? The man woke up from his dream so he didn't know either

What did the apple tree say to the farmer? "Stop picking on me"

Say the line below sixteen times very fast: I like to find threes and peel of their... BARK BARK BARK BARK BARK BARK BARK BARK BARK BARK... Done? Good boy!

Q: What happens when the Hydro goes out? A: The Hydro goes out.

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