Why was Samantha crying? Because her hair got stuck in a fan.

Why did the man fall over? He was blind.

Justin with a hat.

Smeg...

pudding

Roses are red, Violoets are blue, I accidentally shat my pants. Brb

The lion swallowed his pride.

Cover myself in Vaseline and cry in the dark for 4, maybe 5 hours with or without a wooden splintery dildo in my arse..”

what do you call a black man on the moon? an astronaut.

What do you say to somebody that wont shut up Shut up!!!!

What did the guy say to the campgrounds? It was in tents (get it like intense but it is a pun)

Whats worse than biting into your apple and finding a worm? Getting raped by a giant monkey

What's brown and sticky? A black man's dick after raping you.

What do 10 dead babies in a blender sound like? Idk because I was too busy masturbating.

Three black men get out of a taxy. They split the bill evenly and get on with their day... By Wade

Ask me if i am a tree? "Are you a tree" No.

Why did the chicken commit suicide? To get to the other side.

Look at the statement immediately below. Look at the statement immediately above. Hahaha! You cannot read this text! Therefore, the following joke fails to qualify as a joke and is therefore an anti-joke by virtue of constitution: Yo mama!

Is your refrigerator running. Yes. Good, then I don't need to call an electrician.

What do you call a praying mantis at your door step? a Jehovah Witness

What do you call two gay black men in one sleeping bag? There names

How do you make a black plumber cry? - kill his whole family

knock knock whos there? i dont know arent you supposed to get the door?

She look like Ms. Universe and I'm bout to be in that black hole

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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