What is Helen Keller's favorite color? Velcro

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Knock Knock. Who's there *gun shot*

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What do Kim Kardashian, Paris Hilton, and Pamela Anderson all have in common? All of their last names end with an "n"

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what is worse than tripping over a tree root? getting mauled by a 60 foot bear

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FUS RO DAH!!!

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What did the boy do when he ran out of Pringles? He killed himself.

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Who has big muscles and is good at wrestling? A wrestler

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Knock knock Who's there? The Gestapo, time to go to Auschwitz.

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Why did the bus driver lose his family in a car accident? Bc the little boy was seeking revenge

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How many eskimos does it take to build an igloo? It depends... probably about six or seven.

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Why is Barney green and purple? Because the producers of the show decided to make him that way.

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What do you call it when you kill a Jewish homosexual? Murder.

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your mothers so over weight that when she jumps in a pool she displaces a proportionately larger volume of water then someone with less body mass.

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Knock, Knock!! Who's there?! The Police!! Open the f*cking door and get down on your knees.

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What's the difference between a baby and a watermelon? One is something I love to eat, the other is a watermelon.

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How did the lawyer survive the airplane crash? He didn't.

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What is you problem!? Im retarded, what is your problem?

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Knock knock. "Who's there?" I am deaf. "I am deaf who?" What?

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This is a haiku. Not a very good haiku, But still a haiku.

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Why did the black girls wear fancy clothes to the mall? Public nudity is considered a crime in many parts of the world. It would be advisable to wear clothes in public areas, so as to avoid being arrested.

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A man is walking down the street when he stumbles upon a school, every school in the area had an American flag outside it, so he sees the flag and atop this flag a man is sitting and he doesn’t look comfortable. Next to the flag pole is a chair with a flag attached to it and the wind is as strong low down. So he looks at the man and says "Sir I think you may be using those wrong." The man on the flagpole says "why?" So he says well this chair is flat and made for sitting and this flag pole has a draw string for the flag. The man atop the flag pole says "I'm sure good will come of this…..im sure." the man says "What good could possibly come of this!" and the man on top of the flag pole looks at him and says "Later……………..you can tell this story to your friends and disappoint them when they find out theirs no punchline."

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Why couldn't Sammy ride a Bicycle? -Because Sammy is a Fish

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why was the boy sad because he had a cat stapled to his face

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Why did the pirate get kicked out of the pirate movie? He killed 7 people while looking for treasure under the seats.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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