- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What happened to the guy who drank poison? he died.

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Why did the golfer wear two pairs of trousers? To get to the other side.

What's worse then a blind driver? A girl driver

Who lives in a pineapple under the sea? No one, because a hollowed out pineapple carcass would not be able to last longer than a month in that high concentration of sodium.

How did the girl get her Mardi Gras beads? She purchased them at a reasonable price from a party store.

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Why is Michael Jackson bad at the piano? Because he is dead.

If I could rearrange the alphabet, I'd probably put all the labials, coronals and dorsals in separate places sorted into plosives, nasals and fricatives, with the vowels at the beginning to make it more logical and easily attainable to foreigners.

If i have a remote that can switch people to mute, the number 1 people will be asian, and it will be on the train.

What do you call Mary in a wheelchair ... virgin mobile

What do you get when you cross the color pink and pie? A penis ate the answer.

Who is happpier than the grouch about the Zombie Apoclypse? Dora.

A horse walks into a bar. It trips over a barstool, breaks it's leg, and is butchered and turned into canned dog food.

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What is worse than a bee sting? Two bee stings.

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Why did the orange put on the sun block? Because it was afraid of turning into a TAN-gerine!

Why is Osama bin laden so hard to find? Because he is dead.

Why was David sad? Because he got his head stuck in a window.

What do Muslims and Jews have in common? Shared humanity.

knock knock who's there? the paperboy the paperboy who? i lied, i'm a serial rapist, you should have looked through the peephole

What do you call a man hit by a bus? Dead

Why did the cat fall out of the tree? Cause the branch broke. Why did the baby fall out of the tree?Cause it was stapled to the cat.

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