what do you call someone with one arm? Handicapped.

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What do you get when you cross a rainbow with a unicorn, baby, helmet, a bag of sugar, some watermelons, and a jewish guy's hair? A rainbow unicorn baby helmet with a bag of sugar and some watermelons. and some jewish guy's hair.

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What happened to the boy who wnt through puberty? He bacame a man. There is nothing funny about a perfectly normal expirience that everyone goes through wether they like it or not.

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Jesse is so fat that Roy is jealous of his big ass tits

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No, Trinidad.

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A black guy and a mexican are in the backseat of a car, who's driving Their designated driver who they carefully selected as someone they thought had enough self-control to not drink and could get both of them home safely

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What do you call 100 Americans at the bottom of the ocean? A US submarine crew.

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I couldnt remember who Rhiana used to date. Then it hit me.

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A woman walked into a club. Or at least, that's what her abusive boyfriend told the police.

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monster under your bed? thank god im in your closet...........

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Why can't you hear a pterodactyl going to the bathroom? (Other): "Because the P is silent." Because they're extinct.

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A man walks into a bar. He enjoys a few quiet drinks with friends before returning home to his loving family.

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Black Friday

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So a crippled guy rolls into a bar..

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What's worse than one bee sting? Two bee stings What's worse than two bee stings? The Holocaust What's worse than the Holocaust? Three bee stings

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Girls soccer

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Q: What do you call a man with no arms or legs? A: Disabled.

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My friends and family all recommended me for alcoholics anonymous, but all i had to say is that my father didn't raise me to be quitter.

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Why was 6 afraid of 7 7 was osama bin laden

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Womens basketball

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What do you find in a pile of dead babies? ************************************************ A dead baby.

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What's racecar spelled backwards? Jesus.

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Friends are like potatoes - when you eat them they die.

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Why did the boys shout ZACHATTACK? Because zach was attacking

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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