Like a bit of a cozy fight or something.

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what do you do when you see a black man getting hitted by a Mexican taxi? -Call 911

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A mermaid walks into a bar, but she has no legs, so she flops over and proceeds to drag herself into the bar.

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-Knock knock! -Who's there? -Pizza. That'll be 20 bucks. -Here you go. -Thank you.

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Q: Guess what my Mom and Dad did last Night on the Kitchen Table.... A: Had Dinner.

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What do you call a black priest? HOLY SHIT!!!!

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A man goes to an amusement park. He heads straight for the roller-coaster and gets in line. When he gets to the front, the ride operator informs him that he is too short to ride. "You must be at least 48 inches, sir, you just barely miss the mark, I'm sorry, I can't let you ride." The man is sad, but he doesn't let this little discrepancy ruin his day. He then gets in line for a different ride.

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i'll leave 'em dead in the living room. get it leave 'em dead in the living room

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Why don't women wear watches? In the technological age we live in, the watch is rapidly being replaced with other electronic devices that tell time, such as cell phones or iPods.

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like if u think princess kenny id the fairest maiden in all the land. if u havent played or watched pewdiepie play south park the stick of truth, disregard this message.

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Knock Knock Who’s there? Wolf Wolf who? Wolf who!? Is that really the first question that comes to mind when confronted with a talking wolf?

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Why couldn't the duck fly? It died.

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How do you dance to the black eyed peas? You don't you listen

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what is the difference between an octopus and a dead dolphin? one as tentacles the other is dead.

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what did the chicken say to the other chicken? nothing, they dont talk.

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what happened when Bob told a joke? Joe laughed.

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I was strolling along the countryside and saw 2 niiggers peacefully hanging from a tree

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What's the difference between a woman and the Universe ? One is full of mysteries mankind may never understand, the other is, well, the Universe.

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Why did the mexican order a bean burrito? Because thats his favorite

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what do a black guy and a white guy have in common? neither of them are purple

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Q: What did the shark say while eating the surfer A: Nothing, his mouth was full, and besides....sharks cannot talk.

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Is that my bread? I sure hope so.

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Why was 6 afraid of 7? Because 7 was John Elway.

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Why was maddison sad Becasue he was born with a fucking gay name

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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