- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Did you know that if you say "gullible" slowy, it still sounds like you're saying "gullible."

How do you get a single-armed monkey down from a tree? Wave.

Knock Knock CUM IN!

Why did the man hang himself? Because his pistol misfired.

why did reed eat a fish? He had cancer of the testicles

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A man looks in his toilet and gazes in fear of the fact that there is blood on his bowel movement. He has colitis

This is a haiku I said this is a haiku You read a haiku

Why don't mummies take vacations? They're dead.

What's the difference between Elisabeth Fritzl and Pope John Paul II? Pope John Paul II wasn't imprisoned and raped continuously over a 24 year period in a horrific act of cruelty by his father

Rose are Red Violets are blue I have 5 fingers The middle one is for you.

Whats the difference between a 100 dead babies and a ferrari? One is an automobile and the other is a tragic reminder that SIDS is a serious and deadly problem.

What did batman say to robin before they got in the car Get in the car

A sloth walked into the dentists he was confused

Why did a black man bring a baseball bat to a white man's apartment? Because he was stopping by his friends house before heading to a rousing game of baseball.

Two muffins are sitting in an oven. One asks the other "Isn't it hot in here?" To which the other replies, "Holy ****, a talking muffin!"

there once was a frog with no leggs

how many babies does it take to fill up a blender? None. they all died before being put in a blender.

I flipped through the Yellow Pages, made a few calls, and found the Chinese man I was looking for.

Do you know what hurts? An abortion.

"Knock Knock" "whos there" "interupting cow" "interupting cow who" "i have aids"

What do you call cheese that's not yours? Stolen Property.

A man with a white bed sheet on his body and head grimaced at a black man. He said to the black man, can you help me with my ghost costume? Something in the back is poking me and it hurts.

A dyslexic man hears a joke, and laffs.

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