- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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on a scale from a banana to a pound coin - how much do you like the works of antonio vivaldi?

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How do you confuse a blond? Dress up as Lady Gaga and yell "Ni!" in her face.

what is 2+2+2+2+2+2+2+2+2+2+2-2+2x0 20

Oh look, a dead guy. He must have died

Q:What did the homeless guy say to the business man on the cell phone A: Nothing because he doesn't want to disturb his phone call

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What Did The Farmer When He Lost His Tractor? "Wheres my Tracto?"

Why DIDN'T the chicken cross the road? Because 7, 8, 9

Whats eight feet tall, purple, smooth, delicious, uses proper grammar, and likes dolphins. I don't know.

How do you make a kid with ADHD stay still? Shoot him in the knee cap

You are driving a canoe home when the wheels suddenly fall off. How many pancakes does it take to fill a doghouse?

Why did the two blondes decide to ride in one car? Because it's more environmentally friendly than taking two cars.

There was a blonde, a brunette, and a redhead. They all had different colors of hair.

A small plane is flying across the Atlantic Ocean, on board there's a Black Guy, a Jew, a Priest, and a Mexican. The plane has engine failure and needs to crash, but luckily there are enough parachutes for everyone. The evacuation is succesful.

Dear 6, Please stop spreading rumors about me. I heard you do some pretty nasty things with 9. Sincerely, 7

Roses are red, Violets are blue, I am a dog, Meow.

What did the oboe say to the trombone? SQUEEEEEEK

What's orange and sounds like a parrot? An orange parrot.

Your mother's breath smells so bad that it just doesn't smell very good at all.

Y u do dis?

What super hero did they choose to be on the Blue Jays' team? Batman!

What's big, black, juicy, large, and succulent? A gourmet meatball.

What do call a fly with no legs? Dead

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