- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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what did the cop say to the robber... freeze bitch hope you like prison food and penis

What do you call it when an Arabic man gets shot? Murder.

There once was a man from Nantucket who lost most of his savings by making bad investment decisions.

When life gives you lemons. Don't take things from strangers

What's the difference between camping and molestation? I wasn't taken camping as a child

whats the difference between a black guy and and an asian person... who cares kill them both

What is Corey Jacobs favorite kind of sandwich? Big Jumbo Kahona Burger!

Chuck Norris walks in to a bar then many people greet him because of his celebrity status.

Why can't helen Keller read? She's dead.

Why did the man shoot up the movie theater? Because he spent his whole child hood playing Call of Duty Black Ops II, Left 4 Dead 2, and Minesweeper. And video games, are the only thing that would rive someone to shoot up a movie theater.

Why did the little girl keep running into things Because she was blind

knock knock whose there? banana? banana who? im sorry but you have to go to the doctor now.......

Why didn't the ghost go to the dance? He didn't exist.

how do you make my dad say oww? throw a baseball bat at him.

A Chinese kid fails his math test.

Why was Timmy late for class? He got hit by a bus. Why was Jimmy late for class? He saw Timmy lying in the middle of the street, went out to help and got hit by another bus.

What is worse than tripping over a stone, and falling face first into a dog shit, Not much..

how did the doctors try to cure stephen hawking? turn him off then back on again

A blonde walked into a bar.

What happened when the Asain woman got in her car? A speeding drunk driver hit her and now she is paralyzed from the neck down.. Its a tragic story

I wanted to burn alot of calories so i found a fat kid and set him on fire. :3

Why did Ant Man die? He was shot by a gangster, duh.

What did the elephant say to the zebra? Nothing, elephants can't talk.

What did one cat say to the other cat? Meow. What did one dog say to the other dog? Meow. Why was the man sad? He had a retarded dog.

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