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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What do you call an animal that is blue, fluffy and lives in the arctic? I don't know and that's why I'm asking you.

What's worse than a dead baby inside a microwave? A microwave inside a dead baby.

Scientific fact: If you took all the veins from your body and laid them end to end, you would die.

whats long ,hard and full of sea men ? a sumureen

Santa Clause, a smart blonde, and the Queen of England all jump out of a plane, which hits the ground first? Galileo's theory tells us that all objects fall at the same speed regardless of weight, so they all hit simultaneously.

What do you call a black man standing on a sidewalk? Preferably race shouldn't matter in this situation, but in most social circumstances the man would be described as black to elucidate the person being depicted.

Q: What do you call a man with no arms and no legs in the water? A: Shark bait.

Why did susie fall off the swing? She didn't have any arms... Why didn't she get up? She didn't have any legs... Why didn't anyone help her? She didn't have any friends. Then she died

Whats more painful than falling onto a sharp stone? Suffering the loss of your mother and newborn brother in a tragic car accident on your birthday.

Knock knock Who's there? The Gestapo, time to go to Auschwitz.

Why did the plane crash? The pilot was a loaf of bread.

So three hikers decide to face the deadly challenge of climbing Mount Everest. They were unaware of the risks, and were all brutally killed in an avalanche.

Why did the guy in the ferrari stop? -He hit the median at 100mph.

Why didn't Jimmy ever get his butt of the couch? His butt was nailed to it and he was also dead. Why didn't his parents save him? they died before he did.

What happened to the man who lost his job? He couldn't support his family so they all became homeless and eventually died of starvation.

Why did the chicken cross the road? We will never know. Chickens are incapable of communicating with humans and thus the intent of the chicken is subject to speculation.

A dog walks into a bar. The owner got a fake service dog identification and everyone really enjoyed it.

A blonde, a brunette, and a redhead walk into a prison. They're stopped by a gang. Hey, want to play a game? They answer "No thanks, we died in the last joke."

I never knew I was dyslexic. Then one day I showed up to a toga party dressed as a goat.

Why did the black man have a Lamborghini in his garage? Because he got good grades in school, was accepted into a nice college, and earned a medical degree, which he used to get himself a well-paying job in the medical field.

What do you call a cat at the bottom of the ocean? A cat.

Whats sad about 4 blacks riding of a cliff in a cadilac. It was a rental.

whats purple and brown lucozade sport

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