What does 1 black person on the moon mean? A problem. What do 2 black people on the moon mean? A problem. What does every black person on the world on the moon mean? It's still a problem.

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Guns don't kill people; high speed bullets and sharp projectiles launched at high speeds usually inflict painful and possibly fatal wounds that may kill someone. That someone loves and is loved by others.

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Hit me and kick me were on a log. Hit me fell off, swan to shore, and went home.

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If a llama walks into a jewelry store and a carrot has no feathers, then why did the chicken cross the road? It didn't. It got hit by a car because chickens are simple creatures and don't understand the complex rules of the road.

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Why did the football coach go to the bank? To make a deposit

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What's blue and fluffy? Blue fluff. What's green and fluffy? Green fluff. What's red and fluffy? A kitten that got hit by a truck.

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why did the chicken cross the road? I don't care! What are you doing in my house?

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How do you confuse a blond? Look at her

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A black guy, a white guy, and an Asian guy walk into a library. They were getting help from the Asian guy on their math homework.

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Knock Knock Who's there? Do you have a minute to talk about our lord and savior Jesus Christ?

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A: If you were stranded on an island and you could only have one thin, what would it be? B: A boat A: That makes sense

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what did the black guy say to the white guy im black

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Why did the bald man die? Cancer.

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Knock Knock! Come in the door is unlocked. I have cookies!

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What do you get when you don't wear protection? A baby.

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How do you get pikachu onto a bus? You can't. Pikachu is a fictional creature and therefore does not exist.

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Why was 7 afraid of 8? Because 8 knifed 10.

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What is the definition of “making love”? Something a woman does while a guy is f-ing her.

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What did the man say ti the other man? Hi

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Why is the black guy afraid of the white guy? He's not, it's the other way around.

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Q: why did the boy cross the road A: because he was being chased by a pedophile

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My next door neighbour found out yesterday that I am a serial killer. Knock Knock. [L]

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Whats brown and sticky A stick!!!!

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The Rock: What is your name? Jeff: My name is... The Rock: IT DOESN'T MATTER WHAT YOUR NAME IS!

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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