- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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how did the doctors try to cure stephen hawking? turn him off then back on again

Why was the kid hungry? Because he lived in Africa.

River Ravi flows in which state? Liquid state.

What looks like a black book but is actually white? I don't know because it can't look like a black book if it's white.

What does the lifeguard do on his free time? Ejaculate.

An elephant stomped on a mouse. What did the mouse say? Nothing, the mouse was incapable of speech due to the elephants actions.

How do you do to stop a baby who is circling? You nail his other feet.

What is it called when you kill a gay man? Homocide

Why was 6 afraid of 7? Because 7, killed 6's family and made him watch...

What is black, white and red all over? Something that pertains those characteristics

Moooo

Knock, knock. Who's there? Polite cow who recognizes normal social cues and civilly waits for its turn to contribute to a conversation. Polite cow who recognizes normal social cues and civilly waits for its turn to contribute to a conversation who? Moo.

Why can't Helen Keller drive? Because she is legally blind.

roses are red violets are blue this verse doesn't ryhme and neither does this one

Whats blue and fuzzy? Blue fuzz. Whats pink and fuzzy? Blue fuzz that's embarrassed.

Whats sad about 6 mexicans driving off a cliff in an escalade? An escalade sits 7 people.

What do you call a duck who votes democrat? A duck

This is the worst anti-joke on the entire site. Just look at all the thumbs down!

Q: What's blue and yellow all over? A: A baby at the bottom of the pool with a slashed floatie. Q: What's red and yellow all over? A: A floatie at the top of a pool with a slashed baby.

why did the US nuke japan besause sending chuck norris would be to cruel

What has a mouth but cant talk Helen keller What has eyes but cant see Helen keller What has ears but cant hear You guessed it an ear of corn

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Knock, knock. Who's there? Me. Me Who? Me. Uh.

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