- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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why did sally drown cause she was black

Why did the idiot take a selfie with his phone underwater? Because he's an idiot

Knock, knock. Who's there? Kevin. Which? Kevin Smith or Kevin Johnson? Kevin Johnson. Oh ok, come in please.

What's worse than breastfeeding a wolverine? Force-breastfeeding a wolverine.

Whats worse than one beast thing? Two beast things. Whats worse than two beast things? The holocaust. Whats worse than the Holocaust? Three beast things.

Oh no my baby is dead. Ha.

Patient: "Doctor I think I might be a homosexual." Doctor: "How can you tell?" Patient: "RAAIIINNBOOOOWW!!!"

Q. Why did the middle-aged man need glasses? A. The man's father had poor eyesight and due to genetics could not see well without the help of glasses.

Q: What do you call a nun in a wheelchair A: Handicapped.

what did the fart say to the butt........bye

What do you call a black man with a gun? Officer.

Where do five gay guys walk? Where ever they choose to. this is a free country, where people are free to travel as they please, despite what their sexual orientation may be. Jerk.

Q:Where was The Declaration of Independence signed? A: At the bottom

Why do I hate food? I don't.

I bet I can say the the whole Greek alphabet faster than any other person in the world. The whole Greek alphabet faster than any other person in the world.

why did a girl walk down the alley? because her name was alley!

What did the man with tourettes yell on an airplane? He yelled bomb, and was gunned down by 2 federal marshals, one of which's stray bullets happened to hit a small child with autism.

Whats red and bad for your teeth? Bricks

Why was the black man so good at basketball? Because he practiced.

Why was the black man tired? It was 3 AM, and he just came back from his demanding job as a surgeon.

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Roses are red, Violets are blue, I hate you, Die.

Why did the boy cross the road? Because he was stapled to the chicken.

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