What's the deal with airline food... It has to be packaged and prepared in such a way large quantities of people can eat the meal with minimal preparation, which results in lower quality. If you don't like it, order a drink from the cart.

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An American, an Indian and an African walked into a bar. They had a memorable time together.

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Q: How did the blonde girl get into Harvard? A: hard work, dedication, and a perfect SAT score.

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Knock Knock. *silence* Knock Knock.

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Wanna see me count to ten? 1, 2, 3, 4, 5, 6, 7, 8, 9, 10.

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Isn't a coincidence that the signing of the Declaration of Independence and the 4th of July are on the same day? Weird

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BOTTOM!!!

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Q: Why did the chicken cross the road? A: To pick up the remains of the thousands of his friends that lost their lives to this joke.

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Why did the little boy leave his bike on the side of the road? He was kidnapped and his body was found 2 weeks later at Penn State

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my mom texted me telling me that my dog died... then she texted me the letters LOL... i texted back asking wat was funny!? she thought it ment 'lots of love' :p

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Why doesn't anybody like the octopus? There anti-social creatures by nature

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What's worse than finding a snake in your apple? Finding a snake in your apple

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VAL SUCKS

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What did one dog say to the other dog? Nobody knows as humans are unable to understand the way dogs communicate.

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The Joke Below

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Can you guess what one black child got while passing through an all-white neighborhood in the middle of the night? Home safely.

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What's the difference between an orange and a banana? they're spelled differently

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whats worse than god meaner than the devil. the poor have it the rich need it nothing

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Why did Jessy crawl to her bed? Because she has no legs.

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What's the worst way to die? Alone.

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A cat walks into a bar and says.......Meow

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Q:how many ping-pong balls do you need te get a crocodile off of a slide ? A:none, because an engine doesn't have doors

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What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Finding half a worm in your apple.

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What's the difference between Futurama and One Direction? Futurama only has one bender.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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