Why did the fat kid fall of his bike? The skinny kid pushed him off!

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This is the worst anti-joke on the entire site. Just look at all the thumbs down!

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What does a homeless guy do when he's hungry ? Nothing, he has no food.

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Why did the little girl drop her ball? Because she was done playing with it.

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A Brunette, a Redhead and a Blond all jump off a cliff, which one will hit the ground last? Since the acceleration of gravity is 9.8 m/s they will all hit the ground simultaneously and with enough force to completly shatter their bodys making body recovery extreemly difficult. They must have had a hard life.

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Is this the krusty Crab? No you idiot this is a phone!!!!!

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What do you get when you cross a rock and a paper bag? A rock inside of a paper bag.

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What's 9 + 10 19

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Friends are like snowflakes When you pee on them they disappear

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A wooly mammoth and a dodo bird walk into a bar. Just kidding.

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What did the tampon say to the other tampon? Nothing, they were both stuck up bitches.

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John has 7 apples and Lisa has 4 apples John eats 3 apples and Lisa eats 1 apple and give another to John Their diets lacks various essential nutrients

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What time is it? I just looked at my clock on the wall. It is 9:14 AM Eastern Standard Time.

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What did the mute boy get for his birthday? i dont know he didnt tell me

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What is greater than God, More evil than the Devil, The poor have it, The rich need it, If you eat it, you will die? Madelyns head

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- How breakdance was invented? - A certain black man was trying to stole rims from moving car.

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Why did Suzie fall off the swing? Because she has no arms. Knock knock! Who's there? Not Suzie

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i like having monkeys lick peanut butter off my nipples

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Why did the chicken cross the road? For a legitimate reason

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what starts with P and ends with u-b-e-s? Paul, can you brang me some priangles and the rest of my Rubik's cubes?

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Why did a Jewish man have no hair left? He recently got a haircut.

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i didn't listen to a word you just said but...HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAAHAHAHAHHAAHAHAHAHAHA

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How did my grand parents go about surviving the holocaust? Well, for starters, they weren't Jewish, they never lived in Germany, and to be honest, my grandparents probably would have supported the Nazi's because they are right wing pricks

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A: u wanna die? B: does anyone really wanna die, i mean logistically, un-less u are suicidal, why would you wanna die? A: I do wanna die. B: ur a freak and you should consider getting help person A never got help, on his way to getting help at a certified physician he got hit by a bus, his body can be found at the intersection of church ave. and flatbush. And i would say rest in piece but cars drive over him daily, and thats not to peaceful

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