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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What's gayer than Justin Beiber? The guy getting a blowjob from him! Kelvin Yang.

Wanna hear a funny joke? Sure. Me too, do you have any?

A: Knock Knock B: ...

There's a black guy in a mansion. What's he doing there? He owns it.

Whats the same about Jerry Seinfeld and Adam Sandler They are both comedians

What did Hitler say to his empire, A lot of stuff that I am to lazy to look up, all i know that the holocaust was bad and we shouldn't repeat it.

Why wasn't the TV remote working? It was out of batteries.

Care to fill in some of the etc etc`s for me? Its not like we are complete strangers one to another either, you and I I mean, I feel pretty secure around you.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because it wanted to get hit and die

Last week, I visited the Virgin Islands. Now it's just called Islands.

whats long, orange, and comes out of brown stuff? -a carrot.

Inbreeding is no laughing matter but damn is it funny.

What do you get when you cross a horse with a house cat ? A law suit for animal cruelty

Why is motorboating so much fun? Because they are unmatched for their speed and agility in the water.

The graduate with a Science degree asks, "Why does it work?" The graduate with an Engineering degree asks, "How does it work?" The graduate with an Accounting degree asks, "How much will it cost?" The graduate with a Liberal Arts degree asks, "Do you want fries with that?"

What starts with F and ends with UCK? Firetruck What starts with P and ends with ORN? Popcorn What starts with B and ends with ITCH? Bewitch

What's worse than winning a gold medal at the special olympics? Not being retarded.

I was walking down the street and a guy fell down right next to me. He woke up a hour later and asked "what smells like year old cat pee?" I said "year old cat pee retard honestly." Then he died. Morale don't ask questions you don't want to know the answers to.

Penis.

Two fish are in a tank. One says to the other, "You man the guns, i'll drive."

My favorite word starts with F and ends with U-C-K! My favorite word is FIRETRUCK! What'd you think I'd say? My favorite thing starts with P and ends with O-R-N! My favorite thing is POPCORN! What'd you think I'd say?

What did one pile of dirt say to the other pile of dirt?? You're dirty

How much cocaine did Charlie Sheen do? Enough to compromise his health and career

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