- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What do you call a deer with no eyes? Nothing, you should call a local animal rescue number and care to its needs.

Your mother is such a whore that she engages regularly in acts of consensual but unprotected sex with various gentlemen.

why did the mexican cross the road? Becuase his other one was stolen by a Black.

Why shouldn't you drink and drive? Because you might hit a bump and spill your drink.

Why did the chicken cross the road? It didnt, it was hit by a car

Why was Johnny so sad His father beat his mother

I'd like to make this joke funnier but I can't. It's stupid. I don't even like it.

What do you call a black man in church? Religious

A man drops a penny between a Jew and a homosexual. The man says "oh excuse me," picks up his penny and continues with his day.

Q.whats long, black and hard to cut through? A.a line at kfc!

What's the difference between and Jew and pizza?!?!?! Jews are people and pizza is a food product :D

Apple hates Blackberry.

What did Batman say to When they were heading to the Batmobile Robin get in the batmobile.

if a dog won't bark, there's no way you can teach it to talk.

A nun, a jew, and a black walk into a bar. The bartender says "What is this, a joke?"

What do you call a black man on the moon? An astronaut.

What's Black/White and red all over? Obama when he gets a little flustered.

What doesn't kill you makes you stronger. Accept for cancer.

whats funny? a relatsion ship for 16 hours

What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Finding two worms

Why does it take 7 years for Harry Potter to kill Voldemort? Voldemort is a very powerful wizard and Harry Potter is just learning magic at the beginning so he is not prepared to fight him.

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