what did the horse say to the other horse Neigh

What do you call a large group of Chinese people on Mars? An extraordinary feat for the Chinese space program and a historic day in human history, where a particular country has set up the first human colony on another planet and we have proven to ourselves that our race is capable of interplanetary travel and can accomplish anything if we set our minds to it.

A bar walks into a man... Wait, that's impossible.

all jokes aside...

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River Ravi flows in which state? Liquid state.

so....a guy is sitting on the couch looking out his living room window and a cab pulls up and honks..he says to himself, "wow that was quick, i just called for the cab 5 minutes ago!"

Why did the chicken cross the road? The farmer was depressed about the low business and farmer's economy, so he poured gasoline all over himself and lit a match. The barn burned down and the chicken was the only survivor.

Q: how do you get a live elephant into a refrigerator? A: you buy an industrial sized refrigerator and then walk the elephant slowly but surely through the door.

Why did the chicken contact Michael Jackson? To get to the other side.

CAUSE IT'S ONE, TWO, THREE STRIKES YOU'RE OUT

Ain't idn't a word.

What did the fat girl use on Wii Fit? Cheat Codes.

How many ADD kids does it take to change a light bulb? Wanna ride bikes?

Do you know what happens to a toad when it's struck by lightning? The same thing that happens to everything else.

Whats better then having 10 fingers Having 11

where did suzie go when the bomb hit her?? Everywhere

Why did the girl gO shopping?! Because she got paid and wanted to blow(;

Why did the witch stay up all night with a broken broomstick? Because she couldn't sweep.

where do some birds live in? Earth

police are looking for max 'cheesehead' harrison

A woman buys a man a Valentine's Day present.

What did the pineapple say to the apple? Nothing, neither can speak.

Like does not mean said. You can blame Justin Bieber for that one, cuz he was like "Baby Baby Baby" and I was like "no"

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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