- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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"The only thing worse than being talked about is getting AIDS." -Oscar Wilde

What did the orphan get for Christmas? Nothing, the orphanage did not have sufficient funds to give everyone a present because they did not want to how favoritism because the orphans are already sad enough and te orphanage does not want the orphans killing them selves

Why are AntiJokes so funny? Because your brain analyses them and makes you laugh.

Matt Gregory Harrington is a bender, pylon, hoser, duster tripod, and puck bunny!!!!

Why did little Sally throw a stick of butter out the window? Sally had a burning hatred for dairy products.

Why did the boy yawn? Because he was tired.

Why did the little girl fall off the swing? She had no arms.

What do you call a black man that works with out pay? A volunteer

Roses are red Violets are blue Sugar is sweet And so are you BUT The roses are wilting The violets are dead The sugar bowl's empty And so is your head

What did the three sixteen year old boys do to the homeless man late at night? Wished him a happy birthday and gave him a meal

knock knock. who's there. gestapo.

What did the deaf boy get for Christmas? Something like udgtationdaidnmgf

An Englishman an Irishman and a Scotsman walk into a bar... However, it's really busy, so they leave and go to a different bar.

"why did the cheese not go to church on sunday" "because it was jewish"

Why are rich guys gay? Because they can afford to be

A man walks into a bar, he asks if the bartender knows where Starbucks is. The bartender finds this exceptable and shows him the way.

What's worse than losing a basketball game by 1 point? Dying of lukemia.

- Why Justin Bieber can't login to Facebook? - Because he forgot the password.

What do you call a pig that does karate? By its name. Pigs are often referred to by something regarding the 'Oink' sound that they make. Perhaps in this instance, the pigs name was Oinky. However, this is only a supposition. The range of names is really too wide to make a fair prediction.

Why did the girl go to the hospital? She had an asthma attack.

People are a lot like slinkies. Not really good for anything, but still bring a smile to your face when you push them down a flight of stairs.

Once upon a time, there was a a loving couple. When they first kissed, the girl's heart skipped a beat, but it wasn't because of love. It was a heart murmur. She died. The end.

Chuck Norris threw a grendade, killed 50 people, then it exploded This is a highly improbable event considering no man is faster then a grenade

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