- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Q: Why can't you give Elsa a balloon? A: Because she is a fictional character.

Knock Knock! Who is there? I am the milkman and I have your milk.

Andi: I have a great knock-knock joke, but you need to start it. Jake: Okay...Knock-knock! Andi: Who's there? Jake: ...

Steven Hawking walks into a bar

What do you call a kid with down syndrome and no arms? Whatever his name is.

Why can't Helen Keller drive? Because she's dead.

We have come to the United States in search of a just, and profitable land, but we have found a place of bigots and racists.

Man walks into a hotel on Friday, Stays for three days and leaves on Friday. How is this possible? A. His horses name was Friday

what's worse than a joke about the holocaust? the holocaust.

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? Because it was dead.

A horse walks into a bar and the bartender says, "Not again!"

I have a dig bick . . . . . You have a dirty mind.

Why did Johnny fall off of the swing? The swing was defective. Knock, knock. Who's there? Johnny's lawyer.

a seal walks into a club.

Roses are red, Violets are blue, Where is the bathroom, I need to go poo.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because it's drivers license had been revoked for all of it's DWI's.

What did the Ginger get for Christmas? A: a soul

I'm a necrophiliac. Keep watch over your dead friends... ;)

Why was David sad? Because he got his head stuck in a window.

Roses are red Violets are red I'm bleeding quite profusely and should probably go to the hospital.

What did the fat kid get for Christmas? Diabetes......

Ha ha. You've wasted your life, sucker!

What do a software designer, a civil engineer, an airline pilot, and a long-distance swimmer's support team have in common? All of them use angles and trigonometric ratios to help solve problems.

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