- Anti Joke

Why didn't the hispanic muslim woman vote for Donald Trump in the 2016 primaries? Because she lives in Connecticut where the primaries have not yet taken place.

Knock Knock The homeowner's acquaintance had called him just minutes prior because he had forgotten something at his house. With this having occurred, the homeowner had a strong sense of who was at the door. Being a cautious person however, he checked his prediction by examining the man through the door's peephole. Having asserted that it was what he had in mind, the homeowner opened the door and handed him some papers that were of importance to the acquaintance.

Q: Why did the white mother with a newborn baby lock her car doors? A: Because a black guy walked by.

What did Helen Keller say to the priest? Nothing, she didn't know he was there.

What's red and round? A red and round solid.

BOB: Hey look its spiderman Spiderman: IT'S MANSPIDER!!! Punch! Kick! Ouch!

Why was Samantha crying? Because her hair got stuck in a fan.

Cover myself in Vaseline and cry in the dark for 4, maybe 5 hours with or without a wooden splintery dildo in my arse..”

What's worse then finding a worm in your apple? Women's Rights

What has ears, but can't hear, eyes, but can't see, a mouth, but can't talk, and legs, but can't walk? A deaf and blind paraplegic with an improperly functioning larynx.

Q: What happened when Johnny cheated on his test? A: He got a higher score

A girl cries as she drops a box of uncooked spaghetti noodles, spilling and breaking them onto the floor. She has brittle bone disease.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why didn't the hispanic muslim woman vote for Donald Trump in the 2016 primaries? Because she lives in Connecticut where the primaries have not yet taken place.

What did Mitch say to joe when he saw his fly was down? Nothing because he's a bagle

What's red and sticky A DEAD BABY

what do you call aca that got pushed in a pool ? A WET PUSSY

ding dong thats right no knock on door anymore

What do you call a kid with no arms and an eyepatch? names.....

A child walked into the bar. He was promptly asked to leave because he was too young.

just a man and his thoughts....and a smart phone app, and a loving family, thats not the point.

boys go to college to get more knowledge. Girls go to Jupiter to work in the kitchen.

What do you call 10 old black people in a barn? Used farm equipment

How do u know the difference between a adam and rappers you dont they r the same

Why are black people afraid of tigers? Because tigers eat people

why are tree's green cause that's how god made it