There were 3 women, a blonde, a brunette, and a redhead. They all had different colors of hair because hair color varies depending on genetics.

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Can you spell iCup? I see you pee?

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So a hispanic man and a black man jump from a tree, which one hits the ground first? The hispanic man, the rope caught the black man.

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Whats funnier then two babies falling off a cliff? 2 babies falling off a cliff

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What happened when the chicken got to the other side of the road? It didn't, it got hit by a car.

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What did the octopus say to the squid? Nothing, considering these two species can't speak.

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Whats worse than a son killing his own father? His biological father finds him, 10 years later.

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Three girls are eating icecream one girl sucks on her icecream the second girl licks on her icecream and the third girl bites on her icecream. Q: Which of the three girls is married? A: The girl with the wedding ring.

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Major League Soccer

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How many women does it take to screw in a lightbulb? ...get back in the kitchen, I'm hungry

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A few lice were drinking wine on a scalp. It is quite strange that a person had wine on their scalp.

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I dont have a girlfriend

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Why was the man hanging from a tree? He got the Death Penalty

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The blondes on the opposite part of the lake is a pretty good joke

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Knock Knock Who's there? Not Michael Jackson!

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Q: Whats worse than Coke A: Diet Coke

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want to hear a dirty joke tommy fell in the mud a clean joke he took a bath with bubbles bubbles was his neighbor

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Romeo and Juliet both die at the end of the book. HAHAHAAHAHAHAHAHAHAAHHAAHA i just screwed you guys over.

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Your mamma's so fat she has been called morbitally obese

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What is yellow and writes? -A Ball Point Banana!

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How many Spanish people does it take to screw in a light bulb? Uno

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3 black guys walk into a restaurant and they sat down, ate their meals, and even tipped the waitor handsomely then for about 10 minutes they talk and then leave restaurant. Soon after a white guy comes and holds up the place for all it's money then killing three hostages before being taken down by the police.

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3 like an eel

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Tom buys his wife Mary the latest Eco friendly car. The car is said to get well over 100 miles on a tank of gas. A week later, Tom is stunned to learn that while Mary was driving to the supermarket the car ran out of gas. The tank was full and Mary only drove 5 miles. How is this possible? Mary was involved in a horrible car accident. The gas tank immediately emptied and set fire to Mary and her baby.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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