Roses are grey Violets are grey I am a dog

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What do you call a banana that just got pealed A banana

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What did the african get for his birthday? an ounce of water, as water is very scares in his community and it is a great resource

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How do you get a dog and a baby mixed up? You stir your chili.

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Q; Why did the gas station attendant scream when 3 black men walked into his store? A: It was his surprise birthday party.

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What's the difference between a Ferrari and a pile of dead babies? I don't have a Ferrari in my garage.

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I shot a bitch.

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What did the taxi friver say to the man? "You forgot your briefcase"

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what is worse than tripping over a tree root? getting mauled by a 60 foot bear

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Your momma so stupid that it's really inspiring she managed to overcome her limitations and raise such a wonderful family.

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Fun fact: Steel wool comes from the fleeces of iron sheep.

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Really? Okay! UPPER COMMENT GOOD NIGHT NEROCHAN!

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Why did suzie fall off the swing? Because She had no arms. Why did suzie fall off again? Becauze Jimmy was trying to snipe her in the head the first time

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How many dead babies can fit in a dead horse 11

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Q: What's purple and flies? A: Super Grape

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your friend is gay, but you are not. nothing happens

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hey! Wanna hear a bird joke? No. Well this is Hawkward....

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Why did Sarah limp to school? Because she got hit by a tree

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A fish swims into a wall. It does not say anything, seeing as fish do not possess vocal chords and therefore are incapable of speech.

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An epileptic man attends a rave.

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sex with dead people. they can't say no;)

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How many babies does it take to paint a house? Depends how you throw 'em.

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Bacon is delcious.

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What happened when the little girl said Bloody Mary 3 times in the dark? - She got her head smashed in the mirror, all of her intestines were neatly ripped out and was stabbed to death with No.2 mechanical pencils. Then her parents came home from dinner to find their daughter brutally killed in her own room. They notified police, opened a case and gave up after 12 years of searching for her killer. Both parents cried for the amount of years their daughter had been gone and they both decided to kill each other. The father raped the mom while slitting the back of her neck that led to her head being detached. Then the father left his pick up truck running and through his head toward the engine, which didn't really work. So he went back inside and watched Three and A Half Men.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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