How do you mess with Hellen Keller? Re-arrange her furniture.

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A man walks into a music store and hears dubstep playing in the background and he says, "Ugh! I hate dubstep!" Suddenly the clerk gets extremely offended and says, "Haters gonna be gay!" The man chuckles at the clerk's remark and shakes his head. "No no no silly," He said. "Haters gonna not be deaf." He says shaking his head as he walks out. The clerk tries to elaborate on what the man meant, but he realizes he cannot hear his thoughts.

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Knock knock. ... ... *after waiting 30 seconds or so to no answer, the knocker concludes there is no one home and decides to go home to take his son to soccer practice and work on his taxes, and maybe call his mother to see how her foot surgery went* Who's there? Oh.. This is awkward, I forgot why I was here in the first place. I have to go. Bye.

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What Do You Call A Black Guy Surrounded By Nine White Guys With Bats? Jackie Robinson.

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What does a black man do in the bathroom? He Dookies on bobby

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Roses are red Babies cry Get in my bed Or you will dies

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Oh wow, I've never seen one that big before. Thats what the 12 year old boy said as he starred at the the Great Pyramid of Pharaoh Khufu.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to the other side.

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Why don't bats have penises? They do. I tried. Menstruation.

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Why was the house painted pink? I dont know, why don't you ask the owner?

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Why the chimp fell off the tree? Because it's dead.

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ask me if im a tree are you a tree? yes.

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Why does Bugs Bunny have big ears? Because he's a rabbit

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What do you get when you cross a cat and a dog? A dead cat.

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What's worse than a holocaust? two holocausts.

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And so i say to the preist ........... pass the bananas

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Why was the ginger angry with the manager of the hardware store? His smoke detector didn’t come with a snooze button.

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You!!!!!! Cause your whole existence is just one big joke.

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The cast of the 'Jersey Shore' is the worst thing to happen to the Jersey shore

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Your mother is so old, she could easily be considered a senior citizen.

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Whats the difference between a pizza and a Jew. The pizza doesn't scream in the fire

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Who kille the Mockingbird? George Bush: i wish i could know the answer for this question, but belive me i am thinking.

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what did the bull say when it got shot? nothing... its a bull

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B=boy G=girl B:hey i got a good nock nock joke but you have to start it G:okay nock nock B:whos there?

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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