- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What Do You Call A Black Guy Surrounded By Nine White Guys With Bats? Jackie Robinson.

Your momma is soooo poor... I don't know how she is so fat

What do you get when you cross a cat and a dog? A dead cat.

Why the chimp fell off the tree? Because it's dead.

And so i say to the preist ........... pass the bananas

Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to the other side.

Why don't bats have penises? They do. I tried. Menstruation.

ask me if im a tree are you a tree? yes.

Roses are red Babies cry Get in my bed Or you will dies

Why was the house painted pink? I dont know, why don't you ask the owner?

What's worse than a holocaust? two holocausts.

Oh wow, I've never seen one that big before. Thats what the 12 year old boy said as he starred at the the Great Pyramid of Pharaoh Khufu.

Why does Bugs Bunny have big ears? Because he's a rabbit

The cast of the 'Jersey Shore' is the worst thing to happen to the Jersey shore

You!!!!!! Cause your whole existence is just one big joke.

B=boy G=girl B:hey i got a good nock nock joke but you have to start it G:okay nock nock B:whos there?

Your mother is so old, she could easily be considered a senior citizen.

Why was the ginger angry with the manager of the hardware store? His smoke detector didn’t come with a snooze button.

Who kille the Mockingbird? George Bush: i wish i could know the answer for this question, but belive me i am thinking.

what did the bull say when it got shot? nothing... its a bull

Whats the difference between a pizza and a Jew. The pizza doesn't scream in the fire

How do you get a black man out of a tree? Ask him nicely to come down, and if that doesn't work, he will most likely stay up there.

What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? An Irishman with a metal bar (like a pole)

why did sally drown cause she was black

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