Why did the baker turn off the oven? He had run out of business

What is the difference between Barack Obama and Simba from the Lion King? One is a cartoon character from a beloved Disney classic and the other is the current President of the United States of America.

What starts with f and ends in uck? Firetruck.

What's the difference between a lamp?

Why was the black man hired at the clothing store? He needed some money to feed his family.

what did the cop say to the robber... freeze bitch hope you like prison food and penis

You and your parents are going to die today

Yo Mama is so white, people call her caucasian.

What is worse then a bus driver A man who drives an ice cream truck

Friends are like trees, if you deprive them from water they'll die.

Rebecca Black walks into a bar she took the back seat

Knock, knock. Door opened.

What was Tyler's last name? Grzesik.

roses are red violets are blue I forogt what I was doing where am I?

Why do girls like Justin Beiber? They dont

Banana Hamock.

What do you call a Muslim in control of a plane? A pilot

I'm 4 and what is this?

What goes in dry and comes out wet and sticky? Bubble Gum

Why didn't the skeleton go to the dance? Because it is the decaying remains of a corpse and therefore lacks brain and muscle tissue depriving it of the ability of though and movement both of which are key skills in the art of dancing.

“It doesn’t take a lot to turn me on” – William Deane

The only thing you need to call a woman that starts with "B" is "Beautiful" Biitches love to be called beautiful

what is 3+3= 8

Harry Chappell raped someone

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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