you are getting chased by a lion, a tiger, and a zebra. What do you do???? Get off the Merry-go-round.

what did the frog say to the fence? chicken

Who hacks darts? • Jack Nolan aka Bowlbot 300 J-Bowls

John, Where are you John: Here! Where's here? John: nevermind

roses are red. violets are violet...

Hey Johnny what's after 2?? 3.

Why is life so hard? Because god isn't real

How does he keep getting girls to sleep with him? Bear-traps..

Why did the little girl fall off of the swing set? Because she didn't have any arms.

Why did the boy cry when he got circumcised? Because he couldn't fap.

Horse with a chair on his head.

XD I literally cant stop laughing XD, thats like a manly tussle would go down huh? XDXDXD Cartoon Network? Is that thing still on anywhere? You like watching cartoons? I don't mind if you do.

The chicken didn't cross the road. Therefor, there is no why.

Why did little nancy call the police? Because her dad beats her toaster up.

A fully grown cow walks into a man's house and says to him, "Hey, how have you been?" Traumatized by the vivid circumstances, the man falls to the floor and begins sobbing relentlessly until he passes out onto the floor from a violent mental breakdown.

Roses are red, Violets are blue, Some poems rhyme, This one doesn't.

Friend's sister: how many seconds are in 12 o'clock Friend: alot Friend's sister: WELL THEN 12 O'CLOCK IS A REWERJAJSBDKDJDHRJRJFHFKRJRIDBDKSBSDJ *slams door*

Why did the girl fall off the swings? Because she had no arms.

How many electricians does it take to change a light bulb? One.

womens rights.

What did the tampon say to the other tampon? Nothing, they were both stuck up bitches.

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What did the man say when he saw a tornado coming his way? "Oh my god, that's a tornado. I better get out of its way so I don't get injured.

What do you call a swimming pool full of black people? A family enjoying their holiday.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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