How do you make a little boy cry? You rape his dog

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There were three brothers. Big, Harry and Dick. They were walking along the road and were all instantly killed by a drunk driver. Their names were never mentioned and their story was used as a promotion for the seriousness of drunk driving and should not be taken lightly.

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What did the Mexican guy get for christmas? Deported

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One day in school two kids had a conversation. Susan: What do you want to do when your older? Oliver: I want to go to the moon. Susan: Oh. I went there last week. Oliver: Can you smell something. Susan: Haven't you ever been to Pennsylvania.

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How can you tell an Irishman from a frenchman? Well, if you look back at both there heritages...

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Why did the Iraqi airline crash? The pilot was a tomato.

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Once upon a time there was a chicken...the chicken married a dog. They dog and the chicken had little baby dog-chickens then the daddy dog killed the mummy chicken by eating her. The baby doggie-chicks saw and tried to run away but the daddy dog ate them too. Moral of the story: Marry someone who can't eat you ;)

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Once upon a time there were three aliens. The first alien landed in a school,The second alien landed in a market, and the third alien landed in a preschool. When the first one landed the teacher asked the students who wants to go to the computer lab,all the students said me! me! me! and the alien learned me! me! me! When the second one landed the businessman asked him what he wanted, and he saw a toy gun and it talks and the gun said gun! gun! gun! and the alien learned it and said gun! gun! gun! Then when the third alien landed one preschooler stole another preschoolers lollipop then he said "He stole my lollipop"! And the alien learned it and said "he stole my lollipop!" Then someone got murdered and the three aliens went there and the murderer detective asked "Who killed that man!" And the first alien said me! Me! Me! "What did you kill him with!" Then the second alien said gun! gun! gun! "Why'd you kill him!" Then the third alien said "He stole my lollipop!" And that's it folks! ????????????????????????????????

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what do fish smoke? sea weed

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Why was the black guy in jail He was a jail guard

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How do you put a giraffe in a refrigerator? You open the door, put the giraffe in and close the door.

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Why did the tornado cross the road? Because it's a tornado, that's what tornadoes do.

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Knock Knock Who's there? Xiao Kaan Xiao kaan who? Fu*k you ugly lauuhhh

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whats worse than finding a worm in your apple getting blow jobed by a giant squirrel

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What did the fat man say when he was offered infinite french fries for life? Yes.

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An man walks to a bra

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What happens when lady gaga and chris brown jump into the pool at the same exact time. They get wet

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what happend when the AntiJoke Crossed the road? It pooped in the ... HIT BY A REFRIGERATOR.

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Why has the suicide in dentists decreased? -Due to the fact that being a dentist makes suicide redundant!

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What do you get when you cross a cat with a fish? A dead fish.

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your mom is so fat that she should probably try a deit in the neer future.

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HOW DO YOU KILL A BLACK MAN? YOU DONT

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refridgrator

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Why is Joe is ugly? I dont Know

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