Why did the chicken cross the road? We will never know. Chickens are incapable of communicating with humans and thus the intent of the chicken is subject to speculation.

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What's black and is as fast as a car? A black car.

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What is big white and will kill you if it falls out of a tree in winter A refrigerator

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Jesus walks into a hotel, slams four nails down on the counter, and says, "Put me up for the night!" The concierge looks at him and says, "You're not Jesus. Jesus was brutally murdered approximately 1,970 years ago. And although I may not be a believer, his teachings have brought comfort and solace to millions of people around the world. Nor do we accept nails as payment. Please remove yourself from the premises or I will call security."

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what did the blind, deaf, retarded child, without any arms or legs get for Christmas? nothing, his parents are dead

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Why cant jonny walk? He has no legs.

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How do you kill a hobo? Throw a penny off a clif.. How do you kill another hobo? Tell him the penny's still down there

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A man invites his Irish friend to his house. "Would you like something to drink?" the man asks. "Just kidding, we don't have any drinks." Later, they die of dehydration.

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What did the Mexican say when a house fell on him? Nothing. He's dead.

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How do you get down from a horse?? You don't... You get down from a duck.

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Your existance.

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Poop

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how do you get a 1 armed moron out of a tree? you wave

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Whats the best day of the week? Sponge

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Why did chuck norris die Brain tumor

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Q: Why did the Jew fit in with the White people? A: Because he, and his compatriots, have accepted the view of Judaism as a religion, and perhaps a lifestyle -- but not a race.

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What song does a bulimic person sing while on the toilet? Nothing Bulimic people don't poop.

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What's black and white and red all over? I don't care I have AIDS

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why did the Japanese father cry? because when america bombed japan in wwll it happened to kill the rest of his family

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one day a white guy was in detroit. it was very strange. nothing happened

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What is Helen Keller's favorite color? Velcro

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Why was the little boy sad? Because he had a frog stapled to his face.

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A Jew walks into a bar screaming cause he just broke his face

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Why don't midgets live in penthouses? They can't reach the button in the elevator.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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