- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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we asked cheryl cole what she would do if it was the last day on earth she replied.. id probably spend all the time with my family. wrong cheryl youd spend your last day on earth running away from other people wanting to accomplish their last day on earth dreams

A dog walk into a bar, and the bartender asks, "What"ll it be?" The dog then breaks into tears as he realizes the bartender is his father's gay husband.

Whats black, white, and red all over? A severely beaten and bruised man who was found un conscience and robbed in a dark parking lot behind Dennys at 2 o'clock in the morning.

Your mom is so fat that she has diabetes and if she does not stick to her medical diet, her foot will be removed, but she started binge eating because of you in the first place, and if you don't straighten our your life, you will inadvertently be the cause of your mothers death.

Hit me and kick me were on a log. Hit me fell off, swan to shore, and went home.

on a scale from a banana to a pound coin - how much do you like the works of antonio vivaldi?

A women walks into a kitchen.

What do you get when you cross a Fish and a Duck? A Dish

What's black and white and red all over? A referee eating a red Popsicle on a hot summers day.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Who let out the chicken?!?

What happened to the cow that couldn't moo? It died because it could not make it's needs known to it's fellow herd and was bullied and isolated.

Roses are red, Violets are blue, I am a dog, Meow.

What's orange and sounds like a parrot? An orange parrot.

What's normally shaped like a rectangle, and is so thin, it gives people cuts? Paper.

What super hero did they choose to be on the Blue Jays' team? Batman!

What did the oboe say to the trombone? SQUEEEEEEK

Your mother's breath smells so bad that it just doesn't smell very good at all.

What do call a fly with no legs? Dead

What do you call a man who's arms have been amputated? It doesn't matter, he won't be able to pick up the phone.

What's big, black, juicy, large, and succulent? A gourmet meatball.

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What is the difference between a tree and a person? Trees don't scream when hit with an axe.

How did the Muslim blow up? He accidentally left his gas on and after a while sparked up a cigarette.

What do you call a dead cow? Dead Meat.

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