What do you call a Mexican in a kitchen? A chef.

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Daddy look! Roses! No son, those are rhododendrons... Daddy how do you spell rhododendrons? Uh... never mind son those are roses. So... Daddy how do you spell roses? Son, never mind that is a dog. So daddy how do you spell... SHUT UP! Moral: I put a spell on you.

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Knock Knock... Who's there? The FBI, you're going to jail. Really? No.

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A farmer has 17 sheep standing in a field and all but 9 drop down and die. How many sheep are left? It doesn't matter. A CIA sniper guns the farmer down, along with his family and the remaining sheep. The other agents move in and remove all evidence that the government is experimenting with a new nerve agent.

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The ability to live the life of a dead person.

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there was a blonde and abrunette and they both jumped off a bridge . who hit the bottom first? the brunette beacuase when the blonde was halfway down she had to walk back up and ask for directions

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What goes up and down but never physically moves? My grade.

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Honk if you're Amish!

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Know knock Who's there The fat lady off her medicine ball Call 000

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WHY DID THE MAN FART HE WAS A FARTY PANTS AND WE CAN CHAT HERE ON THIS WEB GO TO ANTI JOKE SEE ME I WILL GIVE U JOKES

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Me and my friend wanted to burn some calories so we found a fat kid and lit him on fire!

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Roses are red, Facebook is blue, no mutual friends, WHO THE HELL ARE YOU!?!?

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Your mom is so stupid she has to get homeschooled for college!

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why did the chicken cross the road? becuase he needed to get to the other side and he was using a crosswalk

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Yo momma's so stupid she comes up in a lot of jokes titled "yo momma jokes"

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Roses are red Violets are blue Daisies are yellow Trust me, I'm a florist.

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Why did this website get run into the dirt? Because you they let idiots like me post whatever I want. _CamelJocky

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Q: Who`s the badly treated kid at school who always faces punishment, but is inadvertently provided with recompense every single day (s)he attends class A: The poeple who fall into the category that does not encompass the people who are treated with dignity at school and never experience punishment there, but always receive some kind of reward for trying to succeed anyways.

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Q: what's blue and kills you when it falls from the sky? A: a whale no shit

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Wanna hear a joke? Your life.

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four score and seven years ago. . sharks with frickn laser beams attached to their FRICKeN HEADs.

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what did the apple say to the peer... I taste better !!

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A man was found dead, in an ice cream van, the other day. He was covered from head to toe in hundreds and thousands, with two flakes sticking out of his ears. The police say it was a tragedy and will be informing his next of kin in the next few days.

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What do you call a woman in the kitchen? Her name.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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