- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What time is it when a cow walks into your house? The time that your mother arives.

Roses are gray, Violets are gray, Everything is gray, I'm a dog.

A 2 lb ball and a 10 lb ball are dropped at the same time. Which hits the ground first? They both hit the ground first. Go ahead and try it. Go on. Now. If you are still reading you really want to know if anything else is going to happen. Well nothing exciting. Just a potato. 0 looks like a potato

What do you call a dead black person? A corpse.

An owl and a squirrel where siting in a tree, watching a farmer go by. The owl then turned to the squirrel and said nothing... cos owls can't talk. The owl then eats the bird because it is a bird of prey

How do you make a mailman cry? Kill his family.

What do you call shark with no dorsal fin? Unused ingredients for soup.

Q: What did the schizophrenic man say to his father? A: "Every time grandmother's urn shrieks, this pornography turns to black ink."

KNOK KNOK WHOES THERE APPLE APPLE WHO SEE THIS IS Y U BROKE UP

How many blind men does it take to change a light bulb?

Why was the Chinese Man mistaken for the other Chinese Man? They were twins.

Why did the black man buy ten packets of Kool-Aid at the supermarket? Because it is a refreshing beverage that many individuals enjoy drinking.

Q: What did the Jewish man find when he turned on his shower? A: gas

What did the rug say to the floor? I got you covered

what is worse than tripping over a tree root? getting mauled by a 60 foot bear

I'm a champion. I do what I want.

Why did the boy fall off the swing? Because it broke...

Why did the black man sleep all day? He suffered from narcolepsy.

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Two scientists walk into a bar The first says “I’ll have some H2O.” The second says “I’ll have some H2O, too.” Both of them receive water because the bartender is not irresponsible enough to serve concentrated hydrogen peroxide as a drink.

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Two men walk into a bar. The bar was being robbed. They were both shot in the confusion.

A black guy walks into a KKK meeting. He is burnt on a cross outside his families house. They will mourn his death for years to come

What do the world and jelly beans have in common? Nothing.

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