- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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How do you keep children off your lawn? Touch them.

A White guy, Asian guy, and Black guy walk into a bar, and the Black guy wins the joke, as to not be racist.

whats worse than getting no gifts for christmas? getting hit by a bus for christmas

Knock knock ? Who's there ? Ipe Ipe who ? You sick basterd !

Two nuns are in a bathtub, one nun turns to the other and says "where's the soap". The other nun replies "it does, doesn't it".

ha ha, I can talk and you can't.

Roses are red, violets are blue. I know.

What did Helen Keller say when she fell into a well? Nothing. She died upon impact and her family mourned her death for years.

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What's the difference between 9/11 and Jenga? Jenga games regularly don't kill around 3000 people.

Ask me if I'm a kangaroo Are you a Kangaroo? No….

Why Russians ride bears? Because god hate bears

What do you get when you mix a burrito and an earthworm? Diaherea

Why did Jorge eat Larry's face? He was on bath salt.

How did Harry potter open the door? He had the key

hey John will you make some copies

what do you call some one with no arms and no legs? names.

A black man walks into an all white bar. He was escorted out, ten months later he died of a heart attack

Whats worse than finding a worm in your apple? Realising the apple is the worm...

What's sadder then a dead puppy? 2 dead puppies.

Blonde: what does IDK stand for? Brunett: i don't know Blonde: NOBODY KNOWS!!!

what's 2 + 2 ? 4, unless you add it up wrong.

What's the difference between ten dead babies and a Ferrari. A Ferrari isn't in my garage.

A black man walks into a bar. The barman says 'We don't serve your kind here'. The man leaves and goes to a nearby bar that doesn't have racist staff.

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