a pornstar comes early to a party

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What's worse than a truck full of dead babies? Trying to sell a used truck with dead baby stains all over it.

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What do you call a man who's eating thirty big macs ? Hungry.

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knock knock - "who's there" - "i'm a escaped convict who's here to murder you and rob your house" - "Well come in the doors already open"

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A man goes into the doctors office for his yearly checkup. The man waits patiently for several minutes until the doctor is ready to see him. After about ten minutes pass, the doctor is ready to see him. The man enters the doctors office. He passes all of the necessary tests. The doctor and him talk for a while. After a few minutes, the doctor says, "Okay, thanks for coming. See you next year." The man thanks the doctor and leaves.

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How much cocain did Charlie sheen do? Enough to kill 2 and a half men

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Roses are red. Violets are blue. Everything I did, Was just a mistake like you.

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What did Anne Frank say to the Nazis who found her? Please be gentle.

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What do you call a person that smells like shite and chases uglier girls than him? .. . . . . . . .. . . . . . Smelly McD the smelly cunt

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All these jokes are very entertaining, but if you look closely, Lebron clearly travels. Wheres the call ref what the hell.

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What is the name of the mermaid on the Starbucks logo? No one knows, she ran away many years ago of shame. It's undiscovered why.

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Why was the guy shot? He was a soldier in World War 2. Lots of people were shot.

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A woman is carried out of a bar.

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A black man and a white man walk into a bar, "what will it be" said the bartender. Milk, chocolate milk.

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Why did Peter go to the dentist? Because he had to go to the dentist!

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Q: A young friend you met on the internet invites you over to his house. When you arrive, Chris Hansen enters the room. What does he say? A: Welcome to our home

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What do Muslims and Jews have in common? Shared humanity.

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What smells like dead rats? Dead hamsters

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I once met a man named Steve. I said, "Hello."

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How many law professors does it take to change a light bulb? It would probably be the court janitor who was responsible for that job, rather than the lawyers.

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What did the apple say to the pear? Fred, you are going insane and i'm getting a divorce.

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Ok,here's one, my brother can sometimes do it! Ok. Think of a number between 1 and 10 Add ten Add ten Add ten Add five Add five Take away your original number \~\~\~\~\~\~\~\~\~\~\~\~\~\~\~\~\~\~\~\~\~\~\~\~\~\ _______________________________________ Is your number NOW, 40? Was your original number 6? Click thumbs up if that WAS your answer! ????????

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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