- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the girl ask for anal? She didn't. She was raped.

Why did I laugh at a joke? Cuz it was funny

if i get 1,000 likes ill kill your hole family

What did the nerd say to his friend regarding the test they had just taken? - Nothing, he doesn't have any friends.

Colon Right Parentheses For all of the confused people out there that's :)

What do you call your mom after she brings a guy home from a bar? A very caring woman because she doesn't want him driving drunk.

knock knock Get off my porch I've already called the police.

Q: Why did the little boy who just got over a terrible sore throat fall down the stairs? A: His legs were brutally torn off by wolves.

The grandfather's grandson said, "They charged me $10 just for a cup of coffee!" The grandfather said, "They charged me with bayonets."

What is black, white, and red all over? A penguin in a blender!

What did Mel Gibson say to his wife? I apologise for my rude behaviour and intolorable cursing.

My Grandma has Alzheimers and always repeats what she says. My Grandma has Alzheimers and always repeats what she says. (Submitted by Aidan)

why couldnt the man dunk? because he was 3' 2" and a legal midget.

if my evil next door neighbor is building a rocket to steal the moon with the help of 3 little girls, a grumpy old man and about 5000 small yellow poeple; what do i do? get sued for coping a copyrighted movie plot

Three people are stranded on an island. They didn't want to eat each other because they were friends. They died of starvation.

Ed Milliband looks like an amphibian.

what do a carrot and an elephant have in common? theyre both orange except for the elephant.

what is the color of a burp burple

you got Lady Gaga, Taylor Swift, and Reese Witherspoon. Which do you think is more succesful

What do you get when you cross the Godfather with a lawyer? This would be unlikely to happen, as it would cut the story short.

Want to hear a joke? Womens rights.

Knock Knock Who's there? Ada! Ada who? Ada burger for lunch!

A guy finds a lamp in the desert and rubs it 3 times.. No genie appears because there is no such thing as Magic.

What's the difference between a duck and a popsicle? I don't shit on hamsters.

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