- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Q:Who lives in a pineapple under the sea? A:Sea creatures seeking shelter and food

their was a black man in my family tree hes still hanging on

A guy walks into a restaurant. "What would you like?" says the waiter. "A glass of orange juice," replies the man.

Why did th chicken cross the road? To get to your house. Knock knock! Who's there? The chicken

a blond goes into a taxi, the driver asks where to my friend , the blond says her desired location, gets droped off and trips, falls on her head, suffers major injuries, dies,weeks later the taxi driver drove the family to the funeral, they walk out and one of of them trips and gets back up...

knock knock father: who's there? young man: it's I, your son. father: ....... what? young man: dad let me in, I'm sorry! father: i don't have a son.... young man: but.... i love you... father: get off my porch, my son is dead to me. (whimper, fading footsteps)

Ha ha. You've wasted your life, sucker!

knock knock who's there? banana well that's an odd name. banana then began to break down in tears because his parents were constant drug abusers and gave him that name while they were high

What's the difference between jumping off of a 2 story building and a 20 story building? You're more likely to die from the latter.

what did the boy with cancer get for Christmas? AIDs then he got mugged on the way home from the hospital

You're so fat, that a picture of you fell off the wall.

Why was the bus driver sad? The kid with the icecream had c4 strapped to his chest.

Roses are red Violets are red I'm bleeding quite profusely and should probably go to the hospital.

What do a software designer, a civil engineer, an airline pilot, and a long-distance swimmer's support team have in common? All of them use angles and trigonometric ratios to help solve problems.

Say the line below sixteen times very fast: I like to find threes and peel of their... BARK BARK BARK BARK BARK BARK BARK BARK BARK BARK... Done? Good boy!

Why did little jimmy fall of the playground? He was blind and wasn't aware of his surroundings

Roses are red the grass is green now open your legs and let me fill you with cream

your mum

Q: What happens when the Hydro goes out? A: The Hydro goes out.

What us black and white and read all over The newspaper

why did the black man rape the little girl? no reason, its just a part of life. oh well

How many penguins does it take to screw in a lightbulb? Penguins cannot screw in lightbulbs because they have wings instead of fingers or opposable thumbs, as humans do.

I scream, you scream, we all scream for shit

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