- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Do you love me? No.

I couldn't afford a hair cut... So i contracted cancer.

What do you call a dog with 3 legs? Just because it has 3 legs dosnt mean you have to call it anything different

Why where the 3 little children talking about muffins? Because muffins are smart.

Call of Duty is a good game.

Why can't Stevie Wonder read? He has retinopathy of prematurity and was born blind.

Your mother is average.

how do you burn a lot of calories? set a fat kid on fire

Did you hear the one about the spoon and the dis running away while the cow jumped over the moon, IMPOSSIBLE! eating material such as the spoon and dish are inanimate objects, and cows cant jump for they weigh from 600 to 1000 lbs.

Why did Timmy pass his chemistry exam? Because he studied.

what did the dirty homeless girl get for Christmas -A DILDO

So a person asked a blonde in America which was closer: the Moon or Canada? The blonde responded "Canada"

Why did the white guy sit on the toilet? So he could take a poop.

What do you call 4 black men in a BMW? Successful Businessmen.

a black guy a white guy and a spanish guy walk into a bar, after they left the bar they became good friends despite thier differences.

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What does a nun and a hat have in common? Size

what happened to the girl that didn't forward the threatening chain text to ten people? nothing.

whats black and white? Micheal Jackson. - Avery Vartanian

what did one gagged man say to the other gagged man? nothing he was gagged

Gary: Stick your tongue out and say "I live in a pirate ship" Bruce: sticks tongue out "I lib inna pile of shiiit."

If dropped from the same height, which hits the ground first an apple or a baby? the apple because the baby has a rope tied around its neck

How many blondes can you fit in a car? About 5 if you lift the arm rest.

Why are lizards broke? Because they run around the desert with no money...

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