- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Got in a Taxi and the driver said "You'll never guess who i had in the back of my cab the other day". I said "It's probably pointless me trying to guess then ".

Q: What would happen if you threw a red brick into the black sea? A: It would get wet.

A brunette, redhead, and blond were on a road trip. Their car broke down in the middle of the desert. The redhead offered to get help down the road, but never returned. The blond and brunette walked the direction the redhead went, but died four days later of heat exhaustion.

Roses are red Violets are blue I'm Scizophrenic And so am I.

"This is the best of all possible anti-jokes," said Pangloss.

A: what did one apple say to the other apple. B: Nothing apples cant talk

Women Sports.

Two drums and a sybol fall off the edge of a cliff. They hit a random pedestrian at the bottom killing him instantly. da-dum ch

You know what's addicting? Heroine.

Roses are red Violets are blue There's nothing else I want to say

Knock Knock! Whos There? Paul Okay I was expecting you

What's brown and sticky? A lump of shit.

Q: What do people usually find funny? A: A joke.

Why did the blonde get fired from the M&M's factory? For throwing away all the W's

Q:What do you call Black Jesus ? A:Black Jesus a.w. j.p.

Why did Steve put his trumpet in the fridge? He had begun the early stages of dementia and was becoming increasingly confused and detached from reality. Also he was German.

why is pie good. because it just is.

What happens if you play CS:GO? Well you loose alot of fucking money.

How many Mexicans does it take to change a lightbulb? None, for the task at hand is so simple, you should do it.

Why did the koala fall out of the tree? It died. Why did the second koala fall out of the tree? It was stapled to the first koala. Why did the third koala fall out of the tree? Peer Pressure.

So a guy with a machine gun walks into a bank, makes a deposite and leaves.

Why did princess diana cross the road? She wasn't wearing her seatbelt

Q: what do you call a man eating some chicken ? A: a hungry man (hahahahahahaha.......i should get a life)

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