"Knock Knock," "Whos There?" "The Pizza Guy" "I hate pizza."

The Holocaust? What's worse than finding a worm in your apple.

what did the jew say when the arab threw rocks at him? He didnt, the israeli air force proceeded to fire white phosphorous missiles and annihalated many small children and babies in the process, the aftermath is still around today.

What is yellow and dangerous? Shark infested butter

That dress looks amazing on you considering how fat you are.

One time at band camp.............tha'ts it........

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What did bob order at pizza hut? Pizza

Why couldn't Sally climb up the ladder? Because she was a paraplegic.

Yo Mama is so white, people call her caucasian.

What's worse than chicken pox? AIDs.

What do you call two lesbians in a canoe? Women.

honest politician

What's the difference between a whore and a blonde? There is not enough information to answer this question.

whats worse than a paper cut? getting your head chopped off

Why can't black people be astronauts? Institutionalized racism.

how does stephen hawking get an erection? he turns off his pop-up blocker

I have suicidal thoughts

XD I literally cant stop laughing XD, thats like a manly tussle would go down huh? XDXDXD Cartoon Network? Is that thing still on anywhere? You like watching cartoons? I don't mind if you do.

Cancer.

Why did the car's airbag go off? He hit a boy eating his ice cream

Roses are red, violets are blue, I have aids, and now you do too!

why did josh pick up the quarter because he's a jew

Do you want to hear a bad joke? A bad joke

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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