- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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A old man walks into a hospital He doesn't come back out

How does an asian man drive? He hops into the car, turns the ignition, slowly accelerates from his parking spot and merges into everyday traffic

Knock. Knock. Who's there? Pizza guy. Just a minute, I have to grab my wallet.

Q: Why did the lady retire? A: Because she had been working for numerous years and felt that she needed to spend more time with her family.

Did you hear about the restaurant on the moon? No, but considering there has not been a single man to walk on the moon since 1972, it'd be difficult to generate any kind of revenue on this natural satellite.

What do you call a seagull that flew into the bay? Wet.

A Chinese man, a Mexican man and an African man walk into an American bar. None of them know any English and can not order a drink. They walk out promptly, frustrated by the difficulties of living in a strange new world where they don't speak the native language.

Why did the woman make a sandwich? Because she was hungry.

What do you call a black man in space? An astronaut.

What does Snoop Dogg eat when he's sick? Chicken Noodle Snoop.

A wise man once said, "I am wise".

What did the mother do when she find out her daughter left for the party? Nothing. She realized her daughter was old enough to make mature descions.

What did the Dementia sufferer get for Christmas?

What did the boy with no arms and no legs get for Christmas? A drum set.

What is the difference between the number 20 and 21 1

What do you call a midget on the moon? A midget.

I like my coffee how I like my women. Without a penis. - Blake Woodman

What did the farmer say when he lost his tractor? A: Where's my tractor

What's the difference between men and coca-cola? I don't like coca-cola

What's green and fuzzy, and if it fell out of a tree it could kill you? A Pool Table.

man 1 walks by man 2 man 1 says hey buddy whats up man 2 responds do i know you man 1 says no but i saw seeing a movie on friday man 2 says oh cool but wasnt that movie great man 1 responds ya and man 1 and man 2 become best friends plus man 1 only liked man 2 because he was rich!!!

Wha did the fireman say when he burnt his finger? Shit.

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What is Helen Keller's favorite color? Velcro

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