why did the mexican cross the road? Becuase his other one was stolen by a Black.

Apple hates Blackberry.

What did Batman say to When they were heading to the Batmobile Robin get in the batmobile.

Roses are red Violets are blue Most poems rhyme This one doesn't

Why do white people not eat crackers? Cause it's cannabalism.

What is worse than the Haulocost? Running across Africa with KFC

Q:what is long ,black and red but smells like poo.? A:poo from someone dying of bowel cancer.!

A man walked into a bar. Ouch.

How do u make a baby cry? Throw a brick at its face

i homeless man asked for ome change. he didnt get any because people were afraid he would spend it on drugs

Sometimes sentences just don't end the way that you think they potato

NO IT IS MINE! ALL MINE!

roses are red violets are blue I'm ADHD oh look, a squirrel

What did the little black boy get for Christmas? Hopefully something nice.

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why did the black man die? the man bled out, and doctors did everything they could.

What's sad about 4 people in a Lamborgini going over a cliff? It was my car.

Roses are red My name is Dave This poem makes no sense Microwave

wat is the name of a girl u can play connect the dots on her face laurie pisciotta

Is maynaise an instrument?

What is black and white and red all over? Zebra domestic violence isn't funny.

Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to the other side.

what do you call a woman with cancer wearing a wedding dress? a shouttellcock

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? Somebody pushed it.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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