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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What did the taxi friver say to the man? "You forgot your briefcase"

What did George Washington say before he crossed the Delaware? "Get in the boat."

10 mexicans were driving in a car and went off a cliff. what happend? No one cares.

3 Chinese brothers (chu, bu, and fu) come to America and want to change there names. Chu becomes Chuck, Bu becomes Buck, and Fu becomes Tom because obscenities do not make acceptable names.

Your dad is so abusive that he hurts you when he losses his temper

Friend's sister: how many seconds are in 12 o'clock Friend: alot Friend's sister: WELL THEN 12 O'CLOCK IS A REWERJAJSBDKDJDHRJRJFHFKRJRIDBDKSBSDJ slams door

Q. Why was six afraid of seven? A. Because seven raped a three year-old child.

What's worse than a spilled ice cream cone? 2 spilled ice cream cones. What's worse than 2 spilled ice cream cones? 3 spilled ice cream cones. What's worse than 3 spilled ice cream cones? The Holocaust. What's worse than the Holocaust? 4 spilled ice cream cones.

Q: What's the difference between a jew and a pizza? A: One is a person, one is a food.

Whats worse than getting a paper-cut? Getting shot. In the head. Three times.

Why did the chicken cross the road? He was standing next to you.

Whats a Quires favorite type of sport?--- A contact sport

A squirrel and an owl are sitting in a tree. The squirrel turns to the owl and says nothing, because it is a squirrel and squirrels can't talk. The owl turns to the squirrel and eats it, because it is a bird of prey.

Why is 6 afraid of 7? Because in between 6 and 7 there used to be the number § but 7 raped and murdered it.

Hey, I just met you, And this is crazy, But here's my number, So call me anytime you're free, but I can't guarantee I will answer because I could be at work.

Have you seen Stevie Wonders new house? No. Neither Has He.

"Did you fall from heaven?...Cause your face is really messed up."

Why didn't Jimmy ever get his butt of the couch? His butt was nailed to it and he was also dead. Why didn't his parents save him? they died before he did.

Why couldn't the girl climb out of the pool? She drowned

A:knock, knock B:who's there A:come in B:come in who A:me I'm gay

A man walks into a bar, the bartender goes why do you have a cane? The man goes "I'm blind."

What did the boy say 9+9 was? The Holocaust

A dog walks into a bar. It was a bar in Taiwan, so they killed it and ate it.

Why'd the girl drop her lollipop? She got hit by a bus.

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