- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Have you seen Stevie Wonders new house? No. Neither Has He.

A:knock, knock B:who's there A:come in B:come in who A:me I'm gay

A man walks into a bar, the bartender goes why do you have a cane? The man goes "I'm blind."

Why couldn't the girl climb out of the pool? She drowned

A dog walks into a bar. It was a bar in Taiwan, so they killed it and ate it.

What did the boy say 9+9 was? The Holocaust

How did the lawyer survive the airplane crash? He didn't.

Why'd the girl drop her lollipop? She got hit by a bus.

Why did the man not come out of the closet? He wanted to stay in narnia.

What was Steve Jobs' favorite fruit? Grapes.

Knock Knock Who's there? Can you sign for this package? Certainly

What did the man say when his wife said hello? Hello.

-Can I ask you one question? -Yes. -Thank you.

A skeleton walks into a bar and the bartender says why the long face? the skeleton replies I have aids.

Whats worse than finding a worm in your apple? Finding two worms in your apple

What's the only thing more horrible than trash can full of dead babies? A live one at the bottom. What's more horrible than that? He has to eat his way out. What's more horrible than that? He goes back for more. What's more horrible than that? This all took place in my garage while I was watching.

Whats red and smells like blue paint? Red paint

You know your in Houston when... The highway sign says so.

Why was six afraid of seven? Because seven hundred and eighty nine.

Why was the blonde staring at the orange juice container? Because she was proud of her work as Chief Marketing Director of Tropicana.

When life gives you lemons.... Impossible life is not a person nor a dispenser of lemons.

What do you get when you cross a parrot and a beach ball? A beach ball with a parrot design on it.

What did the dog say to the other dog? Woof.

Why can't girls count to seventy? Trick question. Clinical research has proven that a fair amount of girls are, in fact, capable of counting from one to seventy using ordinal numbers in the Arabic numeral system.

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