- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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finding out that when you had sex with that prostitute, you severely injured your urethra tube and you cannot create urine or spurm.

When life gives you lemons, you're probably at Mr. Life's fruit stand over on Imperial Avenue.

Have you heard the one about the monkey who jumped off the roof? Neither have I.

I told a joke to my friends. They laughed.

Do you work at subway? Because you are giving me a footlong. Yes, please, on white bread, with turkey, ham, white cheddar, and all of the vegetables. Maybe a little bit of sweet onion sauce and sub sauce. Sure, that will be a combo with chips. Thank you very much.

i lost the game

When is a door not a door? When it has yet to be created from its base components.

Why did the boy fall of the swing? Because he had no arms!

A man is on a military operation, he dies and has a funeral.

Why did the monkey die? he was stapled to a grenade

Q. You guys want to here a joke? Kids: Yeah! A. Women's rights

what is white and sticky a stick from a birch tree

what did the white guy say to the black guy? nothing because hes racist and hates blacks people

Why'd the kid stick ice up his nose? To keep his lunch cold.

Whats the difference between a black an white guy? They have different skin tones

what do you call a dead man rolling down a hill on fire, being shot in the head, and strapped to a bomb Dead

Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to the other side.

what did the dog say to the cat? give me back my dog food.

Your mamma's such a whore, she sleeps with men who pay her.

What do a bike and a human have in common they are both objects

There were two ducks in a bathtub. One duck says to the other, "Pass me the soap" The other duck replies, "What do i look like, a toaster?"

what do u get when two cars collide... a bunch of mexican

Why can't you hear a pterodactyl going to the bathroom? (Other): "Because the P is silent." Because they're extinct.

You know what happens when you plant a baby into the soil and give it lots of sun and water? It dies.

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