On a scale from 1-10, what is your favorite color of the alphabet?

Alex Gedrose.

What do you call a black man with a peg leg? Disabled

bryden is a faggot

why did the chicken cross the road? he didnt, its just a myth

What is white And taste like sheep A sheep

what starts with P and ends with u-b-e-s? Paul, can you brang me some priangles and the rest of my Rubik's cubes?

You: Want to hear a joke? Person: Yeah You: Me too

Guy- Wanna hear a joke about my dick? Nah, it's too long. Girl- Wanna hear a joke about my vagina? Nah, you'll never get it.

what's hotter than my cousin's girlfriend? I don't know. she's remarkably hot. like, one of the hottest people I personally know.

A man walks into a bar and a lady asks "Can I help you?" The man replies "No." and walks out of the bar.

why did the fat lady hop on one foot,because she lost the other foot to diabetes. ?

WHERE WAS THE DECLARATION OF INDEPENTENTS AT THE BOTTEM!!!

How do you get someone to shut up? Shove a fork down their throat and hang them by thier thumbs

a boy with asperges asked me a question today he asked me again and again because he has asperges

Oh you expected a funny joke? Oh well

what's mouthwatering and smells like fish? salmon

Why was six afraid of seven? Seven was a rapist

Q:What is your maturity on a scale of 1 to 100? A:69

Two muffins are sitting in an oven, they get burned because the oven was left on for to long and they end up being thrown away.

Why did the little girl fall off her bike? Because she didn't have any arms

A man walk to the store and buys some clothes.

roses are red violets are blue last time i dropped something this hard it ended world war 2?

Why does beonce say to the left, to the left. she doesnt she sings it.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

Our Updated iOS App!

We've just released huge update to the iOS app! Now, access all your favorite text and photo sites like Anti-Joke, DIYLOL! A few things didn't make the original cut (like comments) but they'll be back soon. Best of all, the app is now FREE! Get it here.

The Anti Joke Book


NEW ANTI-JOKE BOOK!  Now that we've resolved the printing issues with our publisher, check out the BRAND SPANKING NEW Anti-Joke Book!

MOAR??

Want more? You might be interested in...