A white guy, spanish guy, and a black guy jump off a roof. They were all killed on impact and their families will mourn their loss for years to come.

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Why did the whale rape a guy? He wanted to see what would happen.

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Two black men walk into a strip club. They immediately walk out because they have faithful wives at home nurturing their beautiful African children.

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*Brother comes downstairs wet and naked* Mom: Did you enjoy your shower?

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Q: Why did the little girl fall off the swing? A: She didn't have any arms.

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FORTY SECONDS!!!!!!

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How do you kill a fox? With a gun. How do you kill a deer? With a gun.

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What does water smell like? water.

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Why is an elephant gray Because it's GRAY!!! duh

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What is more black than a Nigerian marathon runner? The night sky

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Roses are red Violets are blue Plants are green because of the high levels of mitochondria in their cells.

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Sally has no arms. Knock knock. Who's there? Not Sally.

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Why did the blonde get fired from the m&m factory because she kept throwing away the w's

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You know what's funny about AIDS? Nothing.

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One time at band camp.............that's it........

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What was the first thing that went through the mind of the first 9/11 jumper? Thank god I only jumped from the first floor.

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Penis.

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find the mistake in this sentence: Sadam Hussein: "hello" mistake: Sadam Hussein said hello!

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Why was the Mexican man in the rich man's garden? Because he enjoys flowers.

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Q: how do you drown a blond A: put a mirror at the bottom of a pool

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Tin is a chemical element with symbol Sn (for Latin: stannum) and atomic number 50. It is a main group metal in group 14 of the periodic table. Tin shows chemical similarity to both neighboring group-14 elements, germanium and lead, It is also the material Aodhan's house is made from.

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A man sees another man standing at the edge of a tall bridge looking down. Man: Don't jump! No one wants you to die. You have your whole life to live and I'm sure you will find happiness somewhere. I was once in the same position as you, questioning if god really wanted me on this earth at all. But I decided to make something of myself and now I am a very successful business man. You can do the same if you just put your mind to it and put your troubles behind you. Other man: I was just admiring the view.

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Yo momma's so fat she went to Antartica and all the penguins were like, "Woah. You're fat."

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What ever happened to the bartender that asked, "Why the long face?" He was punched hard on the face for asking a stupid cliche!

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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