How to you scare a paraplegic? Point a gun at him.

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Yo momma so old that she should be concerned about mesothelioma and asbestoses, as she may have lived during a period of increased asbestos use. She may also be at risk of osteoporosis and should take vitamin supplements daily to improve her rapidly deteriorating health.

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How many blonds does it take to screw in a light bulb? ... It shouldn't take anymore than one person to do this job, regardless of there hair color.

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What did the muslim say to the jew. Hello

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Q. How do you punish Helen Keller? A. Rearrange the furniture in her room

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Why did the guy jump out of the plane? he was parachuting

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whats wrose than slipping on a banana? Getting Shot in the face.

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Two guys walk into a bar. The Third ones a duck

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what's gray, red, and goes over a 100 mph? a toad in a blender

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Who visits Satan on Christmas? A dyslexic box.

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"Knock knock" "The doors open" "Oh, okay"

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Little Justin's bike has a flat tire has a flat tire. He asks his dad to inflate it. "Sure Justin I can fix that for you." Said his father. But he overinflates the tire, causing the tire to explode and ignite the chemicals. The house burns to the ground, killing Justin and his parents. The fire then spreads and the hole city burns. 50,000 people die.

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what happened when the boy jumped? he landed

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Knock Knock Who's there? Boo. Boo Who? Boobies.

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Two fish are sitting in a tank. One says, "I'll man the guns. You drive."

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Yo mama is so ugly that she won an award for that

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How do you kill a beetle? Wait outside his apartment and shoot him

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all jokes aside...

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Women don't need an education. The only book they need is a recipe book.

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How many raisins can you fit in a box? It depends on the size of the raisins and the box.

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A gay man walks into a pregnant woman

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What's brown and sticky? "A stick?" No, poo.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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