- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What did the horse say to the man? The man woke up from his dream so he didn't know either

What us black and white and read all over The newspaper

The Princess is in another castle

The other day, a buddy of mine gave me some of his sandwich. "My wife made it," he said. "It's really good," I answered. We chewed in silence after that.

cchina is communist the USA isnt WHY?

Why did little jimmy fall of the playground? He was blind and wasn't aware of his surroundings

Do you know why Justin Bieber is so successful? Because he is a talented dancer-singer who was lucky enough to be discovered by pop music icon Usher.

Why was six afraid of seven? Because seven was a sociopathic murderer.

like if u think princess kenny is the fairest maiden in all the land. if u dont, disregard this message.

If Chuck Norris has $5, and you have $5, Chuck Norris still has more money than you.

Why did the boy not answer his mums call? because he was dead

why did the Chinese man fail the driving test because he had no previous driving experience and wasn't prepared for the test

What's the difference between Jam and Jelly? You can't Jelly your dick into your girlfriend's ass.

I scream, you scream, we all scream for shit

What's worse than an actual joke on anti-joke.com? Many things. Considering this is only one website among millions on the internet, and it really has no effect on what happens in the world, it really isn't a big deal in the grand scheme of life.

Roses are red, Violets are blue, Tulips can be of multiple colors.

Knock knock Who's there Your Mother Come in

Why did the Indian homosexual shoot his dog? Because it was old

Why did the chicken cross the road? It didn't, there is no reason for a chicken to need to cross a road.

Q; How does a priest perform an exorcism? A: He doesn't.

How do u kill a gay man? Shoot him in the head

Whats the difference between cake and dead babies? Cakes make people happy while dead babies are a sad and disturbing sight to see.

why did the blond get and abortion? because she was forcefully raped by her 42 year old boy friend and felt she could not raise a child on her own.

what did the boy say when his friend was having a panic attack? "don't panic!" rather earnestly in the hope that his friend's breathing returned to normal as panic attacks can be very uncomfortable and place too great a strain upon the cardio and respiratory functions.

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