What do you call a dead baby who died by getting ran over by a car? Jimmy

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Why did Jerry Sandusky appeal his conviction? Because the judge wrongly considered inadmissible evidence.

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I love pissing people off :P

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On a scale from 1-10, what is your favorite color of the alphabet?

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I used to be an adventurer, but then I decided to retire.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? It was stapled to a donkey

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How did the prisoner escape from prison? He asked to leave.

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What's the difference between a cow and a Spanish person? To get to the other side

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Roses are red Violets are blue This poem sucks GET OVER IT

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How do a jew, an African, and u white man stop a train? They pull the breaks

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Knock knock who is there ? i'm an orphaned, sir can you tell me why did you write who "is" instead of who's ?? because than i will have to use the (') key and its very far not to mention that i have to use the shift key do u want a pizza ? how much ? 50 cents ? get the hell out ? im not even in yet !

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a seal walks into a club.

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Yo momma so stupid, she had you.

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What did the mute man say to his mother? Seeing as mute men can't talk, we'll never know

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A husband and wife just had a baby, and he came out black.

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Prostate exam > Some of these Anti Jokes

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yo mama so stupid that when she stared at an orange jucie carton for 20 minutes cause it said consatrate

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Knock, knock Who's there? I'm there.

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Whats worse than burning jews? jews that are alive

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Roses are Red And sometimes yellow My mother is mellow I have terminal cancer. I also fisted my grandpa's anus last night

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What do you call a gathering of Asians? A chinkfest

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The lion swallowed his pride.

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What does pooh bear call his grandma? Pooh nanny.

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What did the girl with cancer get for her birthday? Hairspray.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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