- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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A man and a woman are happily married. The die

A White man, a Black man, and an Asian man go to Heaven. They were in a plane crash.

Why did the tornado cross the road? Because it's a tornado, that's what tornadoes do.

A brown park bench was bought. After multiple years the color had faded, and the bench was no longer the same shade of brown.

Why did the butcher have blood on his hands? He murdered his daughter.

A bear and a furry bunny rabbit were in the woods. The bear ate the rabbit..

Roses are red, Violets are blue, I am a dog, Meow.

Roses are red, Violets are blue, I have no idea how to rhyme, I like tacos

What do you get when you watch Cinderella backwards? A woman who learns her place.

What did the cool guy say to Kelly Clarkson? Nothing, she's fat.

Why did a man throw butter out the window ? So he could see butter fly and then realized that there was one on window cil

What do you call Willy Wonka when he is in Colorado? Willy Colorado.

whats two naked people in a bed? too much information

What do you get when you mix C4 with a lit- KABOOM!!!

glasses, jacket, shirt They call me glasses, jacket, shirt man. I never leave the house...without my brodies. hehehe hahaha hohoho!

What do you get when you put two landsharks together? Three landsharks.

Why did the girl fall off the swing? She had no arms.

How do you know if elephants are watching a movie? If a Volkswagen Beetle is parked outside the movie house.

How much wood could a wood chuck chuck, if a wood chuck could chuck oak? Well, If an oatmeal man could oat chuck oat, then a wood oat chucker could chuck oats.

What do you call a man looking at Anti jokes on this ? you

Why does girls have two left feet and two left hands? Because girls have no rights.

What's worse than finding a worm in the apple you're eating? Many things could be worse than that, from the less severe e.g. Finding half a worm in the apple you're eating to the more severe, such as the total collapse of civilization.

Dora the explorer went on an adventure. sadly, all of the animals in the forest, including boots the monkey and swiper the fox, kill her as a sacrifice to an unknown God

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