- Anti Joke

What is a vampire's favorite desert? Assuming they are real I dont think they would enjoy it in the daylight, so really there's no point.

Three men went out for a night on the town, one had too much to drink and was forced to take a cab home.

Why didn't the woman need a watch? Because she had both her hands amputated after battling diabetes.

A Jew, A black, and a Hispanic jump off a building. Who hits the ground first? Who cares.

Whats black, yellow and white? my wives

What is white and can't climb trees? Powdered sugar.

Your mother is so fat that when she sits around the house, she feels bad about herself but is too embarrassed to get a gym membership and work-out in public.

What did the black guy do with his gun? Shoot a deer

What's worse than waking up next to an ugly girl? Waking up, sealed in a coffin which is floating on a raft traversing through shark-infested waters. Oh, and the raft is on fire.

What is it called when a black guy gets robed A crime

When the boy cried wolf who heard him? Not Helen Keller

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nothing drews nose is f**ing hilarious

Q.what semtemce is a most used lie by a fourteen year old? A. Yes i agree to the terms of service, and am above the age eighteen.

What's white, wet, and sticky? A tissue that I just blew my nose with.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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whats white and pointless? chalk.

Why was Timmy sad? He had 15 large cuban men slapping him for 27 hours straight.

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What do a snake and a bird have in common... They both fly, except the snake

Q. How many Jews can you fit in a car? A. Four, I drive a Volkswagen Jetta

What is a vampire's favorite desert? Assuming they are real I dont think they would enjoy it in the daylight, so really there's no point.

Find x X + 2 = 5 ^ I found it