- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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A plane carrying an Englishman, an Irishman, and a Scotsman is destined to crash unless some weight is lost. First they drop the spare engine, but there is still too much weight. Then they drop the luggage, but still there is too much weight. All three men jump out, and the plane crashes anyway.

How are humans like slinkies? - They are not good for very much and bring a smile to your face when pushed down the stairs!

Has u seen my grammar?

Knock Knock! Who's there? I have a gun. Get in the car.

What's the difference between a cult leader and a television personality? On average, 3.2 inches.

Mother Mary held her daughter 20 minutes under water. Not to save her from her troubles, just to see the funny bubbles

Why did the chicken cross the road? Rhetorical question.

What's big or small, can come in different colors, and would kill you if it was forced inside you? A refrigerator.

There was a brunette, a blonde and a red head, They were all great friends!

What's funnier A Ginger or a fat kid A fat ass ginger

James got up from the couch, forgetting what he got up for he asked his girlfriend, Mary: "What did I get up for again?" Mary replied "To get your medicine for your amnesia."

An Englishman, a Frenchman, and a Viking are all fighting over a piece of land. The piece of land was the whole of England and this was the beginning of the Noman conquest in 1066.

Why did Moses part the sea Because it was divisible by 2

What do you call a person without a heart? Not alive.

Your mother is so retarded. How retarded is she? Very retarded.

What green and eats rocks? Grass, i lied about the rocks

what do you call a man who is addicted to alcohol... an alcoholic

WHY DID THE CHICKEN CROSS THE ROAD?... CAUSE HE FELT LIKE IT, IDIOT

What Did Sally Get For Christmas? A Bicycle

a girl got a friend request from a unknown guy. she chated him asking who he was. he replied vamos a tener sexo caliente y vas a pedir mas rapido mas duro! vamos ser estrellos porno. the girl deleted him as a friend B.A.

Roses are reds violets are blue when your parents says your beautiful they're lying to you

Why couldn't the mexican make a taco? He died.

A man went to the doctor, complaining about not feeling well after dancing the night before. The doctor quickly rushed to the surgeon to get ready for the liver transplant that had to take place.

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