- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Moo! I'm a goat!

Say silk 5 times. Silk Silk Silk Silk Silk Now what do cows drink? Water.

A skeleton walks into a bar and the bartender says why the long face? the skeleton replies I have aids.

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Sarah Jessica Parker

Rebecca Black. That's it. That's the joke.

Your mom is so fat, she had liposuction.

What do you call a paralyzed man on a fishing boat? Robert

What does "Fiat" stand for? "Fabbrica Italiana Automobili Torino."

How do you stop a group of black guys from fighting? go over to them and ask them politely to stop.

How many ecotards does it take to change a light globe? Ve Vill Change all ze light globes to use;less grey vuns and you vill luv it or else ve vill kill you to save ze planet

What is worse than standing on a plug? finding out your family have all been killen in a horrible car crash and your neighbours daughter who happens to be your friend has cancer.

what do you call a joke that makes no sense? a joke that makes no sense

Knock Knock! Who's there? John.

Nero I know I am being a selffish bastard, but please let me speak with you for ten more minutes or so, I am sorry but its like part of me do not believe its you, we all saw your corpse, attended your funeral, please stick with me, I just feel flustered vulnerable and stupid.

why did the grandmom make rollerblades into cookies? because she had dementia

"Knock knock." "No."

Coach walks into a bar and asks for a drink. The bartender says, i can't serve you. You aren't wearing pants. Coach says "put it on my bill."

If Chuck Norris were to roundhouse you. Then something previously happened before the altercation, that caused tension.

How come Kristin cant go play soccer anymore? She broke her leg kicking her brother in the face.

What body part do you shave other than your balls? My fridge.

What is 1+4x : No i will not take my pants off!

womens rights.

So a man walks into a bar… and gets a bad bruise and a big bump.

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