Presidents are black Rappers are white Welcome to 2011

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Why did the plane crash? Because the pilot was a loaf of bread

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what did the man say to his wife? I love you

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What did the camel say to the polar bear at the bar? "Uuuhhrrhrhhh"

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Why did the monkey fall out the tree? Cause its dead!

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How many dogs does it take to change a light bulb? None, any dog aware of the situation would kindly inform its owner.

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A mother with a bum hip and her son go to walk up a set of stairs in the mall. The floor was slippery because the janitor just mopped the floor. They decide to take the elevator instead.

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Do you smell that? Sex and candy?

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what do you call a black man flying a plane?? a pilot ,you racist!

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Knock Knock Who's there? Tennis? Tennis who? Tennis Racket

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Q: Wy did the Araib cross the road? A: To open another gas station.

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What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? The holocaust. Guys holocaust jokes aren't funny Anne-Frankly, I do nazi the point in them.

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A blonde, brunette, and a redhead walk into a bar. The redhead, growing tired of the constant ridicule directed at her from the other two, kills them. She pleads guilty to 3rd degree murder on two counts and is sentenced two life sentences in a maximum security prison in Cambodia.

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Bride: "He went to Jared's!!! Ex: "But every Kiss Begins with Kay...."

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Three men are on a plane. (Note, that this is a low-altitude plane, in which they are allowed to open the windows) The stewardess offers the first man refreshments. He asks for an orange. The stewardess agrees, on one condition: that he throws it out the window. Confused, the man complies, and upon receiving his orange, he throws it out the window. The stewardess moves on to the second man, who asks for an apple. The stewardess agrees, on one condition: that he throws it out the window. Also confused, the man complies, and upon receiving his apple, he throws it out the window. Finally, the stewardess moves onto the third man, who asks for a bomb. Without question, the stewardess agrees, on one condition: that he throws it out the window. With no reaction, the man receives the bomb, then throws it out the window. Upon landing, the first man sees a woman crying. With a sympathetic heart, he asks what's the matter. She replies, "I was walking down the street, and an orange came from the sky and hit me in the head." The man brushes the event off as a coincidence. The second man sees another woman crying. Upon asking her what's the matter, she replies, "I was walking down the street, and an apple came from the sky and hit me in the head." The man, confused, apologizes and walks away. The third man sees an officer standing on a street corner and a pile of burning rubble behind him. He asks the officer what happened and he replies "A bomb fell from the sky and annihilated the city orphanage. 214 children were killed and two nearby families of 3 and 6 were severely injured and are now in the hospital with no hope of survival." The man was found dead later that week with a self-inflicted gunshot wound to the head.

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What's funny about a man walking into a bar? He was a clown.

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Like this joke, bitch.

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whats black and has many friends? a kind sociable black person

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What did Batman say to Robin before getting into the Batmobile? Get in the Batmobile

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Q: What is the differenc between a lamborghini and a pile of dead babys? A: I dont have a lamborghini my garage.

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what do you call a black man on a killing spree? whatever his xbox live gamertag is. that would probably be most appropriate

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Roses are red. Violets are black. Why is your chest, As flat as my back?

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Why did Martian Luther King climb the mountain? Because there was a KFC on top

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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