- Anti Joke

Two muffins are sitting in an oven, they get burned because the oven was left on for to long and they end up being thrown away.

What is white and can't climb trees? Powdered sugar.

Why can't Helen Keller drive? She is a woman

What do babies suck on? juice boxes!

What do you put in a toaster? Toast, oh wait, it's bread

Whats black, yellow and white? my wives

Why didn't the woman need a watch? Because she had both her hands amputated after battling diabetes.

A Jew, A black, and a Hispanic jump off a building. Who hits the ground first? Who cares.

Your mother is so fat that when she sits around the house, she feels bad about herself but is too embarrassed to get a gym membership and work-out in public.

Three men went out for a night on the town, one had too much to drink and was forced to take a cab home.

Why was Timmy sad? He had 15 large cuban men slapping him for 27 hours straight.

i know you talk the talk but can you talk the talk

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What did the guy say when he came out of the closet? Where's my green shirt?

Q:How meny jews can u fit in a mini? A:5 in the seats and 1 million in the ashtray.

How did the man die? A gorilla raped him

Q:What is your maturity on a scale of 1 to 100? A:69

Why was six afraid of seven? Seven was a rapist

Oh you expected a funny joke? Oh well

A man walk to the store and buys some clothes.

Why did the little girl fall off her bike? Because she didn't have any arms

what's mouthwatering and smells like fish? salmon

Two muffins are sitting in an oven, they get burned because the oven was left on for to long and they end up being thrown away.

What is white and can't climb trees? Powdered sugar.

Why can't Helen Keller drive? She is a woman

What do babies suck on? juice boxes!

Asians

What do you put in a toaster? Toast, oh wait, it's bread

Whats black, yellow and white? my wives

Why didn't the woman need a watch? Because she had both her hands amputated after battling diabetes.

A Jew, A black, and a Hispanic jump off a building. Who hits the ground first? Who cares.

Your mother is so fat that when she sits around the house, she feels bad about herself but is too embarrassed to get a gym membership and work-out in public.

who is awesome? no one...

Your mom is so nice.

Three men went out for a night on the town, one had too much to drink and was forced to take a cab home.

Why was Timmy sad? He had 15 large cuban men slapping him for 27 hours straight.

i know you talk the talk but can you talk the talk

Anti Joke

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