- Anti Joke

What's worse than waking up next to an ugly girl? Waking up, sealed in a coffin which is floating on a raft traversing through shark-infested waters. Oh, and the raft is on fire.

What is it called when a black guy gets robed A crime

That's about as suspicious as a nun doing squats in a cucumber field.

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What did the muffin say to the cup cake? nothing, muffins can't talk, and cup cakes can't hear.

Yo momma so fat she couldn't even fit in a house

What's the scariest thing about the dark? There's a black man in my bed.

What's brown and sticky? A Mexicans underwear.

Why did Suzie fall off the swing? She had no arms. Knock, Knock. Who's there? Not Suzie

What do you call a black man eating dessert? A man of African ancestry enjoying a sweet treat.

What did the Icelandic man say to the Norwegian man? Vishtok yerder poten hash vil narsh varden.

Two men are walking along the Great Wall of China. "Do you know how many years it took to build this?" one man asked. "Yes," the other replied. "Me too."

I came to the bar at 7:00. What time did I leave at? There was no clock at the bar I went to, therefore i cannot determine when I left or when I cmae, so my above opinion is clearly incorrect.

Who swept the woman off her feet? A kidnapper

a man walks in to a night club he can not danse so he just wachis pepol

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What's white, wet, and sticky? A tissue that I just blew my nose with.

Roses are red, lemons are sour, open your legs and give me an hour.

What did the black guy do with his gun? Shoot a deer

nothing drews nose is f**ing hilarious

When the boy cried wolf who heard him? Not Helen Keller

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what do you do when you forget to do your math homework? kill your teacher