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Why did Tupac Shakur get shot? He was a famous and very controversial celebrity, which naturally led to having a lot of enemies.

What do a vampire and a ginger have in common they're both afraid of the sunligh- oh wait this anti jokes ohhhhhhh oh well

What do you call a bench full of white people The NBA

I don't know about anybody else, but I just watched a part of a My Little Pony episode, and there's something about them that makes you want to come back and watch more. It's wierd, like mind control. Has anyone noticed this?

Two men walk into a bar. You would think the second man would have seen it. Made by Bobbie Pummel

Why was 6 afraid of 7? Because 7, killed 6's family and made him watch...

What's more traumatising than watching your dad raping a man? Watching a man raping your dad.

What did the one alcoholic say to the other? We are both alcoholics

Did you know Helen Keller had a dog? You did?! Oh . . .

What's red and smells like metal? A tricycle. It's covered in blood.

Why were people laughing when Muhammad Ali signed autographs for his fans? He was making jokes regarding his Parkinson's syndrome in order to elevate an otherwise melancholy experience for the audience.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Who gives a crap?

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How many men does it take to wallpaper a room? It depends on how big the room is and, to a lesser extent, how wide the strips of wallpaper are. Also factor in variables such as ambient humidity.

Knock, Knock Who's there? The IRS, we're taking your house. This is a vacation notice, please be out of the property in 30 days. Have a nice day.

Q: What is sad about 4 people in a Cadillac driving over a cliff? A: You could have fit more.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Which came first? The chicken? Or the egg? Whichever one was more sexually excited i guess.

why didnt the girl laugh at the joke? because it wasnt funny

Why did the man commit a serious crime? Because he couldn't think of any funny crimes.

Why was Little Bobby sad? He just superglued Uranus to his forehead.