Hey! You wanna' hear a joke? Black Freedom

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What happened when the ugly girl asked her crush out on a date? He said yes. He found her personality quite attractive

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Q: How many jews can you fit in a car A: 2 in the front. 3 in the back and as many as you want in the ash tray.

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One day, an Irishman, a Jew and an American were walking home from a long game of golf. "God, that was a long game" said the American, to which the Irishman replied "aye, that it was." The Irishman then turned to the Jew, and asked him how he managed to get two birdies in succession. The Jew, after a moment of deliberation, began to explain. "Well, it all began when I was six. See, there was a mountain right next to Casparia, the village I lived for most of my life back in Wales. Every day, I'd come back from school, and ask my dad why nobody ever attempted to scale the mountain. 'To do so would be an unnecessary risk, son, and people are too busy working to put food and water on the tables for their families to undertake something so foolish.' One night, when insomnia was getting the better of me, I decided to get a better look at the mountain, so I strapped on my boots, my fur coat and some woolly mittens and left for the mountain. After a few hours of walking, I approached the closest hill which gave me a perfect view of the mountain's first peak, and there I spotted a polar bear, mauling a hiker to death." The Jew paused to check the Irishman and the American were following, when the American spoke up; "hold on there, there aren't any polar bears in Casparia!" The Irishman also spoke up; "there isn't even a village called Casparia, well, anywhere!" The Jew smiled slightly, and a few seconds later the smile broke out into a gigantic grin, and he finally replied: "exactly".

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Knock Knock Who's there? Kelly Oh hi Kelly! Long time no see! I know! I've been my working fingers to the bone ever since I got that promotion and I barely have any free time! That must be tough. It is but it pays bills! Being a mother of three isn't a task for the faint of heart. Now Kelly,I was wondering how you thought of the remodeled kitchen....

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Continents are large islands.

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Why did the blind boy cross the road? Why? The world may never know. He was hit by a bus

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So an African American man and another man of Hispanic, more specifically Mexico, are riding in the backseat of a car, who's driving? Probably their private chauffeurs, but most definitely not someone related to the Police Department.

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Teacher: "Kenny, what is the biggest mammal on land?" Kenny: "A stranded whale."

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How do you fit four gay men on a bar stool? You build an exceptionally large bar stool

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Fun Fact: If you lay out all of the veins in your body out, You will die

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A black man and a mexican are falling off a cliff. Who lands first? The police officer.

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What did Batman say to Robin just before they got in the Batmobile? Robin, get in the Batmobile

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A pirate walks into a bar with a steering wheel on his crotch... The bartender calls the police as the man is arrested as piracy an act of robbery or criminal violence.

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--- ___________________--- Can you tell what it is? Yes... Then what is it? Its a blanket,duh! ......

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Knock Knock! Who's there? No one. No one who? Cares.

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What did the man with sores on his tounge get for a birthday present? He recieved a very nice pair of trousers which he wore to work from time to time

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What's worse than having two girlfriends at once? Seven. Seven girlfriends.

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Why did the racecar driver lose his driver's license? He crashed into an orphanage.

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A: When was rhe last time you touched yourself? B: A few seconds ago when I had an itch on my arm

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What do you call the fear of anteaters? Stupid.

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why did arno fly away? he was a bird

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I went to Nebraska and saw a dead squirrel

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What do a cow and a banana have in common? Neither of them is a police officer.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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