- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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what can't see and has four eyes? a blind kid born with four eyes

Why was 10 afraid of 9? Because 9-8-7-6-5-4-3-2-1...Kaboom!

Ask me if im a tree. Are you a tree? No

whats a great gift to share with small children? Ebola

What did one apple say to the other apple? -Nothing, apples can't talk

Roses Are Red, Violets Are Blue, I Can't Sing, Or Ryhme

whats worse than finding a worm in your apple? Finding herpes in your apple.

Why did Hellen Keller drive off of the cliff? Because she is a woman.

I'm attracted to you like the earth is attracted to the sun. With a force that is inversely proportional to the distance squared.

Why did the semen cross the road? Because i put on the wrong socks this morning

guy walks into a bar.... Ouch.

Why was the cookie sad? It had just been eaten and is currently disintegrating in the hydrochloric acid of someones stomach.

Max Head fingered himself, HAH

Why is the redneck crying? They died of diabeetus.

Why didn't the chicken cross the road? Cause he was a chicken.

Why did the faggot cross the road? Because he was a faggot.

Why was Eight in court? He was involved in Nine's horrifying disappearance.

How do you make a mess? Microwave a baby.

What do you call a man with no arms and no legs? A man with no arms and no legs

What do you call a person with no arms or legs rolling around in leaves? I don't know that seems like a highly improbable situation

what do you call a farm without animals a house with a big yard

A elephant drowns when it was swimming, why did this happen? Who cares its already dead!

What do you call a fat man who can turn slim? I don't know

What page are you on The gay page.

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