- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

We've just released huge update to the iOS app! Now, access all your favorite text and photo sites like Anti-Joke, DIYLOL! A few things didn't make the original cut (like comments) but they'll be back soon. Best of all, the app is now FREE! Get it here.

NEW ANTI-JOKE BOOK! Now that we've resolved the printing issues with our publisher, check out the BRAND SPANKING NEW Anti-Joke Book!

Want more? You might be interested in...

Anti-Joke Chicken

Anti-Joke Triceratops

Whats white? A fridge

don't just stand there

There was this fruit joke, but it had no punchline.

What's the difference between an ice cream cone and a pile of dead babies? I don't cum on the ice cream before I eat it.

what was the last pizza place the twin towers ordered from? Domino's

i killed a blind guy when he wasnt looking

What's worse than a worm in your holocaust? An apple.

What's worse than a mentally retarded boy screaming in your ear while your sitting in the waiting room at the doctors? 2 retarded boys screaming in your ears while your sitting in the waiting room at the doctors.

What do you call a fly without wings? A walk

What two states don't have running water? Solid and gas

What has ears, but can't hear, eyes, but can't see, a mouth, but can't talk, and legs, but can't walk? A deaf and blind paraplegic with an improperly functioning larynx.

a blind man drinking from a dog, thinking it was a fountain

A Muslim walks into a bar, and has a pint of lager because he has chosen to integrate into his host country's culture. He then leaves without incident.

What did Batman tell Robin before he entered the batmobile? Robin, I had sex with your mother this last Thursday.

troll----> hahaha---->

Ask me if I'm a tree "are you a tree?" No

What's the worse thing O.J. Simpson has gotten away with? Running a red light

What's the difference between a Jew and a cucumber? You can't gas a cucumber.

yo moma is so poor she cant afford free samples

What's long, hard, and contains semen? A submarine.

What's green and smells like yellow paint? Green paint.

What do a plum and an elephant have in common? They're both gray, except for the plum

Did you hear the one about Steven Hawking into a bar? I havn't either, but its probably a hoot.

Did you here about the man who dropped a glass? It broke.

Anti Joke

Our Updated iOS App!

The Anti Joke Book

MOAR??