What's black, white, black, white, black, white, and red? A horse with it's heard chopped off.

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An epileptic man attends a rave.

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A drunk guy walks out of an AA meeting.

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how many high school boys does it take to change a light bulb?? idk the light bulb in my bathroom is out and i need to know how many boys to call over to fix it.

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What do grass and cows have in common? They both say "moo" except for grass

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We found a cure for cancer. Death

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Hey! You wanna' hear a joke? Black Freedom

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Why couldn't the duck fly? It died.

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Why did little Sally throw a stick of butter out the window? Sally had a burning hatred for dairy products.

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what happens when a panther and a gorilla fight? i dont know i never seen it before.

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too bad about that wild ball, you otherwise played a fantastic softball game"

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What do you call a guy with no arms? Names.

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Roses are red violets are blue this poem makes no sense refrigerator.

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How do you start a fire in the woods? Call Cole Ryder!

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Roses are red, violets are blue, I have a gun, Get in the van.

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roses are red violets are blue some poems make sense banana monkey glue

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Why was the boy late for dinner? He got in the van.

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Two muffins are sitting in the oven. One says wow its hot in here the other muffin said HOLY SHIT ITS A TALKING MUFFIN

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Okay I have knock knock joke but u have to start it. Okay Knock knock Who's there (akward silence)

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what did the child say to his mother? daddy raped me!

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Did it hurt when you fell from heaven, or have you been in a wheelchair all your life?

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What's short, green, and has wheels? Grass, I lied about the wheels.

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What's cool about a dead fish? Nothing.

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One day, an Irishman, a Jew and an American were walking home from a long game of golf. "God, that was a long game" said the American, to which the Irishman replied "aye, that it was." The Irishman then turned to the Jew, and asked him how he managed to get two birdies in succession. The Jew, after a moment of deliberation, began to explain. "Well, it all began when I was six. See, there was a mountain right next to Casparia, the village I lived for most of my life back in Wales. Every day, I'd come back from school, and ask my dad why nobody ever attempted to scale the mountain. 'To do so would be an unnecessary risk, son, and people are too busy working to put food and water on the tables for their families to undertake something so foolish.' One night, when insomnia was getting the better of me, I decided to get a better look at the mountain, so I strapped on my boots, my fur coat and some woolly mittens and left for the mountain. After a few hours of walking, I approached the closest hill which gave me a perfect view of the mountain's first peak, and there I spotted a polar bear, mauling a hiker to death." The Jew paused to check the Irishman and the American were following, when the American spoke up; "hold on there, there aren't any polar bears in Casparia!" The Irishman also spoke up; "there isn't even a village called Casparia, well, anywhere!" The Jew smiled slightly, and a few seconds later the smile broke out into a gigantic grin, and he finally replied: "exactly".

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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