- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why was 6 afraid of 8 because 8 kidnap 7

Roses are black Violets are black I'm blind

Q:Why did the man have a lot of Hoes? A: He was an experienced Agriculturalist.

What can fly, but is always under you? A flying worm.

Why was i said when 4 black people in a cadillac fell over a cliff. The car blew up...

What do you call a man with no arms? A: A Man with no arms.

Roses are red Violets are blue Most poems rhyme oo

Why didn't Suzie Fall off the Swings? She Has no legs and couldn't get on

What did one umbrella say to the other umbrella? Nothing, umbrellas cannot instigate a conversation, because they cannot talk.

What do you call a cow with no legs? A leg-less cow

What do you call a limbless woman on a beach? Sandy

What is black and hanging from the tree in my back yard? A tire Swing.

Your dads so fat he needs to go on a diet

If you peel my skin off, I won't cry, but you will. What am I? A human being with a high pain threshold.

The $5.00 Foot-long at Subway's is actually $5.45 due to tax.

What did the black man say when he noticed his crack was missing? I guess they fixed the sidewalk while I was at work.

Why did the white kid tear up while watching a segment on slavery? He got something in his eye.

Patrick: My name is 24. Spongebob: Hey, Patrick, you know whats worse than 24? Patrick: What? Spongebob: 911.

Johnny Depp is Alexander Graham the whole time.

How many retards does it take to change a lightbulb?? None it is physically impossible

A jew, a homosexuel and a black guy are on a plane. It crashes and they all die in horrible circumstances.

Did you hear about the gay midget? He came out of the cupboard.

what did the Alaskan homeless man get for Christmas? Death

Evidently, in order to get any person of an object (most notably a swing) you must hit them with some form of large and/or sharp object.

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